A Grain of Salt. Thursday 22nd June, 2017.
The question is why, Peerless? A fat cat,
a negatively geared capitalism Czar, meant for Russia, mistakenly born Australia, sitting alongside Lord Tony in the party room. The honourable Peter Dutton MP Minister for Immigration and Border Protection, on national security, for mine a double edged sword
in trying to get at Billy Shorten's Labor and the inference of soft on border protection, toughening up the criteria for people seeking citizenship, a higher English proficiency, 4 years residency, previously one. Power to override decisions of the Administrative
Appeals Tribunal on citizenship, subject to a court appeal. Australian laws, Australian values? A blown up picture of Peter on Pauline's bedroom wall, her desperation for fame fooling no-one other than One Nation voters. No need for Peter to 'please explain'?
Wireless/Sunday 18/6, 1278, George and Paul, breakfast. Terry McCrann is their hero? "Warnings of high risk for binge drinkers? The sharemarket in grave danger of collapse. Bill Clinton’s favourite movie 'American Beauty',
Ronald Reagan’s, 'High Noon'. Climate change is nonsense. Malcolm Roberts wants coal fired, no low emissions, scientists are depressed, the national grid is a mess. It’s a carbon tax!" The rubbish one hears eating vita brits, no added sugar. [Macca
on 774 was becoming a pain so I switched waiting for Barrie Cassidy's 'Offsiders']. Monday 19/6: Labor 53 points to 47, two-party-preferred, Newspoll, despite a string of populist measures in the May budget. Populist? That's the good news. Yet again Peter
Dutton is the bad news. Watched Four Corners; trolls, a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people? One can assume our parliament is overrun by these mysterious trolls, Peerless Peter leading the charge, Princess Pauline
close behind, separate classes for autistic children?
Sydney journalist Peter FitzSimons spruiking his realities on what not to eat (The Drum) followed by Garry Linnell (The Age) singing the same song, explaining their former
wayward years heavily into superfluous indulgence in eating choices and on the scales at 100+ kilos, to their now sensible weight due to their current types of food not to eat. Skiting no less, achievements? Give me a break. Their
choices of foods or greedy guts? Frozen meals, fish and chips, soft drinks, beer. I eat what suits, sugar, salt, beer whatever, as do the many, following extensive RSL research. 'Elegant sufficiency' as my old man used to suggest when I pleaded for a second
helping after a humungous first helping of steamed pudding with hot plum jam. 'Less activity with the tongue and more activity with the knife and fork' Dad replied. Give your opinions, but please, do not hold it up as the only way to a healthy life.
"Gluttony is the source of all our infirmities, and the fountain of all our diseases. As a lamp is choked by a superabundance of oil, a fire extinguished by excess of fuel, so is the natural heat of the body destroyed
by intemperate diet" [Burton]. Eat, drink and gamble responsibly.
Suggestion: Improving the quality of your life. My life? Not quite, I've passed the point of no return so this is for "other" people, including females, politicians,
psychologists as always and AFL football commentators. Fun is the keyword. What is fun? No definition, but you will know it when it's happening. I'm told its important to move your body in a joyful way, joyful being another word for fun. Dancing around the
house is recommended, as is whatever you can think of which can form part of increasing your likelihood of getting fit and strong. Push ups, running, walking? Stretching, particularly when watching television? Already you're on the path to something called
'feeling stoked'. Self compassion obviously. I'm overloaded with self compassion, so much so there's no need to put those shoes on and get out the door; morning coffee at my cafe and afternoon's at the RSL. The way I see it if I'm willing to criticise all
those do-gooders on dieting the least I can do is come up with a sensible alternative. No dieting, no gym fees? Voilà!
Labor was wrong in opposing needs based schools funding. True, 'needs based' is a con and overall
less than the original Gonski, but it's a con the public will buy. Who didn't know One Nation and Derryn Hinch would vote for it? What percentage of voters have a vital interest in education? Why not accept it with a view to minor changes if and when they
win an election? Bad politics Billy mate. Either way the constant schools funding so called crisis was over the top. My schooling 1940's was featured in The Sun newspaper with a picture (Alfred Crescent State School, North Fitzroy, before the invasion
of The Greens) and the caption 'The black hole of Victoria', poverty wise. Where were we listed back then in comparing our education standards with overseas countries? Hey - I survived?
The obvious reason for settling at $70
million plus $20 million costs is to gag all the horrors of the past 4 years from the courtroom, otherwise certain to be dragged out for months. And when settled what then? The USA option, for some not all, on the agenda for months with no positive action
in sight. Moral and physical hardship, deprivation of liberty, lies and secrecy, with a cheque to cover it all. A USA decision on 6 weeks? For the lucky (?) few.
A ReachTEL poll shows Danny down at 54-46. Time to pick up sticks
mate. Billy also in trouble if he doesn't do anything about power prices. People demand someone to blame mates...Carlton's Hawthorn like brand of unsociable football sad to see, the crash and bang before the game, the attention to Gary Ablett,
a clean highly skilled player. Great to see another champion, clean and highly skilful in another era, Malcolm Blight, get legend status, AFL Hall of Fame...Smartarse Mark Robinson forced to apologise, ditto chronic smartarse Red Symons, accused of racism?
The age of political correctness. How sweet it is. ...Orchids to Michael Gordon and Martin Flanagan for years of entertainment via The Age newspaper...Orchids also to Rebel Wilson for sticking it up Bauer Media. "It's not about the money" said Rebel, with
a request price tag at $7 million?...If AFL umpires were instructed to enforce the handball rule there's every chance the current game of AFL rugby could be saved...hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 16th June, 2017.
I had high hopes after the doom and gloom of last week's column. Alas, the
disaster began after my three most hated teams (historically) all had wins; Essendon, Carlton and Melbourne. The injustice. The fruitless taping and deleting, the Melbourne game marred by disgraceful umpiring in the exciting final quarter, possibly handing
the death knell to Collingwood's final 8 hopes. Ever onwards, ever hopeful, a necessity. One more week before our politicians go into Winter recess, no doubt coming up with sound reasons for a trip to the Maldives archipelago or thereabouts, with families,
secretaries, lovers. And we pay. PM Malcolm gasping for a break, unless of course a 'crisis' occurs to take away his drama in Cabinet, read Lord Tony and accomplices. Malcolm 'feasts' on a crisis. Doing nothing can be more accurately assessed as an
act of opposition. By doing nothing we change nothing, by changing nothing we hang on in there on what we understand, and with it the danger of allowing the security blanket to overcome, to call the shots. But there are no shots. We search for that crisis.
Any crisis. The act of 'doing' to save the day?
Then we have our Deputy PM, Country Party born to rule Barnaby Joyce and his suspicion of females with brains, Gillian Trigg, Yassmin Abdel Magled. You could say he's in good company; Eric
Abetz, Prince Peter Dutton, Peerless Pauline, Andrew (Malcolm must go) Bolt, obviously Tony Abbott and the Herald-Sun's crew. Now it's Carla McGrath, deputy chairperson of GetUp, an indigenous female, also a member of the newspaper industry watchdog Australian
Press Council with News Limited on the attack sighting conflicted interest and independence. News Limited, conflicted interest? This mob against anyone who disagrees with their far right wing Murdoch agenda, but it raises itself up a considerable notch when
it comes from the fairer (straight talking) sex. Looking forward to November when I write my final blog, in 22 weeks. Will I outlast our current PM? Adopting a new found life of total retirement bereft of newspapers, and it follows, bereft of reading about
all those crooks. That's what they are when it all boils down. Defending their assumed right of 'born to rule'. For now, notwithstanding, I'll keep on plugging. They say if you stop it's a fast train to the cemetery. Lordy lordy. Bringing to mind this one,
from Russian Boris Pasternak...
'Like a beast on the pen I'm cut off
From my friends, freedom, the sun
But the hunters are gaining ground
I've nowhere else to run.'
NOTE: The two charming ladies
in the Deli section of Woolworths Rye watched the Melbourne Collingwood Queens birthday match barracking for neither side and loved the telecast, failing to spot the disgraceful umpiring, proving beyond doubt people will believe Doctor Who if they spot
a telephone box, albeit red. Herald-Sun readers?
Jeffrey Kennett: "We expected decisive leadership and clear plans from Malcolm Turnbull and got neither." But wait. He adds "Labor resembles a Dads Army, a tired collection of baseless
ideas responsible for so many of the challenges we face today." Then rubbishes The Greens, One Nation and the Xenophon group. In his far from subtle way an aficionado of Andrew Bolt.
If anyone can come up with sensible
reasoning as to why Qantas chief executive Alan Joyce, academy award-winning actor Cate Blanchett, mining industry heavyweight Jacques Nasser and most of the other 888 received Queens birthday honours ahead of Cliff Ellen I'm listening. Mind you the awards
were male dominated (again) so we can assume with a reasonable degree of certainty the choices were Liberal Party inspired. Twice a year we receive these doctored wanks. Ban them.
It turns out it was all a waste of time, wishful thinking.
Patiently waiting to reach the big one, 100 years old, 2036, and being asked the usual question "What do you attribute to your longevity?" At 81 most of them have given me the flick. If I said 'God bless' to each of them after the turning the light out
at beddy byes I'd be awake till dawn. And all those natural pluses like salt and sugar? The people who said those seemingly wise words at the time, involving a mysterious thing called 'research', would also have gone, no doubt damaged by a lack of this salt,
beer, sugar, or the aftermath of quitting the cigarettes. Not to worry. I may not get there.
The 63ha Morning Star Estate at Mount Eliza has been sold for $36 million to a Chinese developer, including the mansion, 75,000 rose bushes,
12ha vineyard, orchid, olive growth, grazing pastures and a redevelopment permit for a 72 room hotel. Concerns about foreign investors, conveniently ignoring previous (and current) investors from England and the USA. Or is it local concerns for property valuations?
Similar concerns for the state's new planning laws allowing three-storey houses to be built across the Mornington Peninsula. I fancy building up where I live, back of the Rye shopping strip alongside a carpark. Obviously after I win powerball. The problem?
I'd lose my council cleaning lady.
Ever onwards with the slogans; "continuous economic growth" but who believes this? A government in limbo, almost on the lowest level. Ask the workers, casual, part time, unemployed. Economic growth my
backside, alongside increased company profits and the furphy of the "trickle down" economics. Scotty Morrison says his discussions with Dr Alan Finkel have been 'very constructive'. The problem, according to Scotty, lies with Bill Shorten playing politics.
No mention of Lord Tony et al? Poor old Scotty. Delusions of grandeur.
Peerless Peter to challenge Citizenship Act to give him power to waive decisions of the Administrative Appeals Tribunal. Danger!...Four years on Manus Island
detention centre and successful compensation claim. Best not to check their letter boxes for the next decade...Telstra to cut 1400 jobs. Aussie jobs or filipinos?...Greg Hunt criticising judges, out of touch with community expectations? Read 'his expectations'.
Check your mirror Minister Greg...Yes, I realise Donald Trump is being investigated and the plum in her mouth Theresa May got a fright. I choose to ignore...Am I worried about elder abuse; not yet, phew...hooroo…firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 9th June, 2017.
It's been one of those weeks,
of struggle. Health problems requiring a doctor. One of two I trust, both on 6 week breaks, cunning buggers, likely sunning up north while God or the like play torturous tricks with our Mornington Peninsula weather. The washing machine packed it in and the
refrigerator is making weird haunting sounds through the night. I'm definitely winding down, run my race so to speak. Maybe give away the smokes in surrender? Or is it a trifecta; winter, terrorism and metadata? An urgency to change course. The problem as
always, what to replace it with? Volunteering? I watched the last half of the Fremantle-Collingwood game 3 times. I don't see my wounded magpies beating those demons in a pink fit come Queens birthday so gather ye rosebuds while ye may. Trump pulled up stumps
from the Paris agreement (climate change) but we stayed put, our contribution, despite all the hullabaloo, as a dog pissing into the wind. So much for the Great Barrier Reef. I’m more concerned with Peter Dutton’s failure of compassion in his treatment
of asylum seekers and the LNP asking the Electoral Commission to redraw the electoral map to Peter Perfect's benefit. Quick as a wink PM Malcolm questions how Yacqub Khayre was on parole (Melbourne siege) immediately, cleverly, backed by Billy Shorten. In
darling genteel Brighton, a motel where I stayed overnight years back? A terrorist or a nutty criminal? They had a go at Peerless Pauline for using disaster as political opportunism, with no shortage of embarrassment or conscience in following suit. Former
Australian trade minister Andrew Robb walked straight out of Parliament into an $880,000-a-year job with a billionaire closely aligned to the Chinese Communist Party and its key trade policy. Remember the mysterious Trans Pacific Partnership Agreement (TPP)?
Apparently too important to Australia to let us into the fine print with Trade Minister Andrew Robb in the driving seat, involving pharmaceuticals, copyrights and many other agreements? At least he's consistent; ever the shady deals. I wrote 2 years ago: "Who
would I place my trust in: former HSU union leader Kathy Jackson or Andrew Robb?" Neither? Nothing changes.
Then there's Quadrant, with the emphasis on rant. [Roger Franklin: "had there been a shred of justice, that blast would have
detonated in an Ultimo TV studio. None of the panel's likely casualties would have represented the slightest reduction in humanity's intelligence, decency, empathy or honesty."]. Combined with the Institute of Public Affairs, obviously darling Immigration
Minister Peter Dutton and the mysteries of Barnaby Joyce’s mind. A quadrella, of far right wing leanings as potentially damaging as any in my history? As for state politics poor getting/looking old Danny Andrews continues to gets shafted by our wonderful
Herald-Sun newspaper, daily. Do we really think house invasions would stop if Matty Guy was elected Premier? Lastly the terrorists, ISIS or whatever they currently call themselves, surprisingly not taking blame for those house invasions but clearly everything
else. Many on social media blame us, ourselves, courtesy of our entry, invasion, to the war in Iraq 2003. Fair enough, and possibly the British and Americans had further involvement with arms dealings, but do they solve anything by harping on the reason? Terrorism
is a reality regardless of its handling by our mongrel newspapers and the jittery politicians. It's the NOW. The disasters of innocent killings, coming to us, maybe soon, hopefully never. Coupled with all this is the increased degree of hate/bullying on social
media. Poor old nutcase Andrew Bolt copping more than a simple spray. Surely we don't need to take up arms for a different opinion; even so, I'm far from sure. The plus is the certainty of those with all the gold taking action, eventually, to protect their
gold, and maybe building a Mexican style Donald Trump wall at the end of Peninsula Link? Busy times for our friends at ASIO.
Such a nice picture in our local Mornington Peninsula News Group newspaper. Staff of the Rye, Dromana and
Rosebud branches of my Bendigo Bank. 16 females in colourful blouses and 3 males. Are they blouses, shirts or tops? Perhaps blouses to allow for the various chest sizes? Land of the Amazons. No problem here, always nice, welcoming. One wonders had
they shown a picture with 16 males etc?
Department of Navy, public service, 1950's. A blast from the past. I had a giggle recalling. We were given notice of a time and management inspection team the following week. Pens down, feet
up, long lunches at the Domain Hotel, St Kilda road, until the dreaded day, allowing an atmosphere of busy busy. On the go 9 till 5, for their benefit. Too busy to answer questions. He was impressed. We got big ticks. Begone.
and gloom. The blame game in spades. Hypocrisy, simplicity, forever...Have the Poms woken up? Theresa May?...If a new prime minister is emerging (Malcolm Turnbull - Mark Kenny; The Age) I'm off to Specsavers...Bribery will certainly corrupt the democratic
process, always assuming there is such a thing as a democratic process.......Has darling Schapelle (Corby) left the building. We hope so, in spite of wishing her a happy and safe life. Did you read the book? How about the telemovie? All tommyrot. Skipped the
book, lasted 30 minutes the movie?...A plethora of opinions swamping social media on various subjects. My favourite is when someone opens up with "Let's face it", meaning he/she has decided whatever is to follow is the reality, often including meaningful
words like absolutely, exactly right and awesome?...Millionaires are grumpy too you know. So they have crayfish? Their tummy's are no more full than mine on a can of tomato soup and a piece of toast; yummy?...Awards are a big jerk off. [Jerry Seinfeld]..."Hast
thou hope?" they asked of John Knox, when he lay a-dying. He spoke nothing, but raised his finger and pointed upward, and so died [Carlyle]... hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 2nd June, 2017.
My attitude to same sex marriage mirrors an attitude to most things in life, as in 'fair enough'.
No two people on this earth have agreement in all things. Basically I couldn’t give a monkeys. On the other hand one mother is nice, but two? After watching ‘The Slap’ and ‘Big Little Lies’ (TV) I’m thinking there
could be problems. If one of their kids cops a whack you’re looking at a double whammy; pity the teachers. Alternatively two fathers heavily into enforced thinking (political correctness) may be overwhelming for any children of the marriage. God help
a kid who has a taste for sugar. My interest in objectors (The Margaret Court arena) is their emotional involvement? Margaret said she would not travel Qantas, "where possible". Were they saying the name of the arena should be changed because Margaret
doesn't agree with same sex marriage? Nonsense. 'Overwhelming majority' says Waleed at 62% polling but polling is often far from reality, many voting along the lines of 'seemingly the right thing to say', by no means certain in any final outcome. Believing
in marriage between a man and a woman does not automatically suggest homophobia. Margaret suggests her different point of view lead to her being bullied, which was evident on 'The Project'. Not by Waleed but more from the self righteous attitude of the other
three interviewers. Margaret gets off on religion and should have left it there. Her added comments, Hitler and the devil, made her an easy target. In my personal experience I "always" let the wife decide, unless of course I disagreed. "Freedom of speech is
much more palatable when the opinions of others align closely with one's own". [Ed Rogers].
A decade since I started this column. Rye News May 2007, which became the Southern Peninsula News, extended to the Mornington News, the Western
Port News, the Frankston Times and the Chelsea to Mentone News. February, 2010-2015, to a blog at www.ello8.com. At my age something 'to keep me busy' becomes a necessity. Gardening? Sadly no. I can get down (slowly) but a big problem getting up, in more ways
than one? Television; mainly rubbish. Friends; mostly left the building. Winter has arrived, as has my water bottle, to accompany the worst set of politicians since William McMahon. Historically, a dreaded month for Collingwood supporters, with a week's relief
due to a bye round? Problems no more than most, other than nonplussed how someone like Pauline Hanson has so many followers, even allowing for those contributors to the Herald Sun 'Your Say' pages. Nuff-nuff comes to mind. A stage version of George Orwell's
'1984' at the Comedy theatre. "Comrade 6079, Winston Smith, thinks a thought, starts a diary, and falls in love. But Big Brother (and the rats) is always watching". An Australian production, an adaptation true to today? I'll go see it, but unless the book
has changed Winston is doomed, like all of us, eventually. Kidding. It's the weather. Press on McDuff?
The senate estimates committee where senators have a fortnight to ask searching questions on our behalf of public servants and
their roles. The Herald-Sun's column by Annika Smethurst, Pauline Hanson's picture, but nothing substantial other than mentioning Peerless Pauline's question 'Are cows still alive when they were slaughtered?' No mention of the following questions to ASIO chief
(to add weight to her racism and prejudice approach?) 'Can you confirm the 4 terrorist attacks and 12 foiled attacks on Australian soil was committed by Muslims, and if not, who' ["The answer is no, they have not all been carried out by Muslims. We are only
interested in people who are exhibiting or offering violence and to the extent there is extremism, which is very frequently inspired by a warped version of Sunni Islam. That's where our interests are involved."] 'Do you believe that the threat
is being brought in possibly by Middle Eastern refugees that are coming out to Australia? ["I've absolutely no evidence to suggest there's a connection between refugees and terrorism"]. Exit a dissatisfied Peerless. Not that ASIO's sensible answers will stop
her, or Andrew Bolt, or Lord Tony.
John Steinbeck on critics: This morning I looked at the Saturday Review, read a few notices of recent books, not mine, and came up with the usual sense of horror. One should be a reviewer or better a
critic, these curious sucker fish who live with joyous vicariousness on other men’s work and discipline with dreary words the tiling which feeds them. I don’t say that writers should not be disciplined, but I could wish that the people who appoint
themselves to do it were not quite so much of a pattern both physically and mentally. I’ve always tried out my material on my dogs first. You know, with Angel, he sits there and listens and I get the feeling he understands every tiling. But with Charley,
I always felt he was just waiting to get a word in edgewise. Years ago, when my red setter chewed up the manuscript of Of Mice and Men, I said the dog must have been an excellent literary critic. Time is the only critic without ambition. Give a critic an inch,
he’ll write a play.
Constitutional changes in recognition of Aboriginal and Torres Straight Islanders people enshrining the indigenous voice in the Australian constitution gives a voice of sorts to the meaning of 60,000 years of
occupation. The national congress of Australia's first people, to change the status quo? I have no firm belief either way and wish them every success, but they will need super thick hides. Expect the expected; right wing and the IPA. In the words of Comanche
Ten Bears to Josey Wales "Our government has double tongue".
Geography is about power. "Although often assumed to be innocent, the geography of the world is not a product of nature but a product of histories of struggle between competing
authorities over the power to organise, occupy and administer space." [Gearóid O'Tuathail].
Billy's tactical error: Opposing Gonski schools funding and the NDIS; spot on with the medicare levy...Alex Fasolo's depression, a
future goldmine, if not now, for psychiatrists, psychologists...Nice to see sports stars 'deeply regretting their actions'. Nicer still if they regretted them before they were caught..."We're actually trying to cut the cost to the taxpayer" Classic Pauline
quote after James Ashby's suggestion on double charging..."Hail the cold case team. Don't ever sleep easy. The wheels turn slowly, but they are turning". [Dennis McTaggert]...Keep yourselves nice...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 26th May, 2017.
6am Friday 26/5. Hardly a thought the past week other than the joy
of a rare magpie victory. 'Nothing' days, where you have (maybe, depending on energy levels) a shower and shave. Put your washing on, choof to the cafe for coffee (500 steps via iPhone), read the Herald Sun crap free copy, home, time to write? No, almost 11am,
lunch time. Check out Facebook. Disaster in Manchester, Peter bloody Dutton. Blame the moslems, all of them? Tired, maybe lie down after lunch, an hour, get stuck into it afterwards. Almost 4pm. A beer at the RSL? My mind a blank. A trip to Woolworths, food,
fish, no teeth. Frozen veggies, microwave. Time for 'The Drum'. The day disappeared. Thursday already, pension day. Skip the weekly blog? Get up early tomorrow? Think of something...
Perhaps they're in some sort of club, maybe the
'Heavy Hitters Club' (Heil Hittler aficionados) or the like; henchmen, dating way back. Remember Philip Ruddock before he turned reasonable? Peter Reith and that waterfront dispute to smash the Maritime Union of Australia? Scotty as Immigration minister, accused
by a Senate committee of being 'selective with the facts' and seeking to unfairly apportion blame to asylum seekers over the Manus Island riots that claimed the life of Reza Barati? And now the current specialist from The Sound of Music, re-written. "What
are we going to do about Peter" as in Dutton. Either we survive courtesy of a 2ml valium or as is the usual Australian way, we move on, hoping he gets his just deserts, laced with sugar. If you're in a situation where you believe this man represents the 'good
bloke' concept, a visit to your shrink is recommended. Politicians are back in Canberra heavily fixed on Labor, as usual, read Billy Shorten, the Herald Sun on his tail, stirring. And Peter? He's full on, diverting the budget woes, getting personal with the
independent Administrative Appeals Tribunal and Ken Henry and the ABC, ignoring his interpretation (child sex scandal?) on the Good Friday shootings at Manus Island Detention Centre and demanding 7,500 resident refugees complete complex asylum claims (40 pages,
a long wait for legal help, if you're lucky) by October 1st as in manipulating public opinion, read terrorists or welfare bludgers? Scoot off back to where they came from, convenient politically when in times of increased unemployment, casual employment and
underemployment. Laying the blame at the expense of justice. The threat to our security, the future of our kids, our pure Aussie kids, always aware of a strong percentage of Australians who resent immigration dating back to the Greeks, Italians. I'd prop him
at the departure lounge, Sydney airport, checking out the ratbags flying to Syria. Philip, Peter, Scotty and Peter; Aces, top of the tree, in the HHC.
The alleged $165 million tax fraud. A democracy needs a political safeguard.
I’m all for a federal corruption watchdog. Sure, we have PM Malcolm's usual guff ‘our police, our agencies will catch them, prosecute and bring the full weight of the law down to bear on them, ever vigilant, a relentless pursuit'. Institutions
seemingly beyond normal parliamentary scrutiny can lead to an abuse of power, no matter noble intentions. Is the Deputy Commissioner of Taxation Michael Cranston, and/or his son Adam Cranston crooks? Time will tell. Surely time for our government to take action
against allowing 'straw' company directors.
The mythical culture of the Amazon region is the saga of the female warriors called Amazons, these brave women of South America via ancient Greece. The arts of war, indigenous women, courageous,
like the greek female warriors. Legend or fact? An all-female society with necessary contact with men. Women warriors needed to procreate, to preserve their bloodline. When they became pregnant, they released the captives. If the child born of the relationship
was a girl, educated to be a warrior. If a boy, delivered to the tribe of the father or, according to other information, killed immediately. I sometimes get a whiff of this when entering the Rye branch of the Bendigo Bank. Joke Joyce?
thinking, or as some call it, political correctness. The review by Cameron Woodhead ('The misogyny & class prejudice behind the lyrics more galling with every passing year.') in The Age of 'My Fair Lady' at the Regent and followed by others (letters) completely
missing the point. Is he suggesting we can't watch it? A fine musical. Beyond the pale nonsense from the critic. Shaw's play, Lerner and Loewe's production. A classic.
Darling Schapelle (Corby) is due home May 27th, sadly the subject of
the paparazzi mongels from now until when, a picture the path to big money. Attractive, blue eyes, now a chubby 39 year old but still carrying the aura of sexy, maybe even innocence? An over the top behavioural family and the general (gossip) opinion of her
late father being the cause of the drama/tragedy. May Schapelle be a survivor, innocent or guilty.
I wrote a fortnightly column for eight years for the Mornington Peninsula News Group. I stopped. A number of people asked why, suggesting
I was sacked. No, it was time. Martin Flanagan's column, The Age 13/5 "A lot of people who interfere with your work in journalism think they're improving you when really what they're doing is distorting or obliterating meaning." Clear enough?
Let’s not kid ourselves. The decision to demolish the Manus Island detention centre is to throw the 900 residents to the wolves, the 220 with no refugee status anyway. The others are off to America, South America, eventually, supposedly, if they survive,
if ever. Nor should we place the blame with the PNG government. It's our fault.
The 2014 Sydney Lindt cafe siege; blame the psychiatrist, the psychologist, the police, or maybe even Haron Monis?...A Guardian Essential poll showed
no budget bounce for the Coalition, and Labor retained its two-party-preferred lead 46-54... The loss of tradition with the AFL bounce; nonsense...Dear Cassie Sainsbury; full marks for creativity...Where are my Doc Martens?...To Premier Danny: home invasions,
surely a priority?...“If you allow suffering to overwhelm you, you’re not going to be of any use to anyone.” (R.D.Laing)...keep yourselves nice…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 19th May, 2017.
Let's not jump the gun, yet. The shadow of the once mighty Age says Turnbull's big-spending, higher-taxing
second budget has delivered a poll boost to the Coalition's political fortunes with a majority of voters backing its tax on banks, (or us?), the increase in the Medicare levy and a decline in Labor support to respondent’s satisfaction with
Turnbull’s budget plans. A 53-47 two-party preferred. The New Daily said the federal budget failed to deliver a change in fortune for Malcolm’s government showing voters have dismissed his economic reset and shifted their support towards
the ALP and the Greens. Popularity prone Billy calls the budget a steal from Labor. “A Labor budget wouldn’t have given millionaires a $16,400 tax cut. A Labor budget wouldn’t give the largest companies in Australia and multinationals a tax
cut.” Either way the polls are too early to gauge the real effect making the next poll far more important to Malcolm's future as PM. [Ditto Nathan Buckley's future if Hawthorn beat Collingwood tomorrow]. Add in Malcolm's far right colleagues, wildcats,
ever ready to pounce? A plus poll and they purr, for now, particularly with no replacement in sight? Fascinating. Time for Billy Boy to pull his socks up anyway. With Malcolm veering slightly left it's not good enough to remain in a state of pot shots; own
ideas a necessity, starting with the ridiculous situation of asking some to pay almost 50 cents in the dollar tax, no matter the higher earnings. That's not socialism Billy, that's theft.
PM Malcolm: A cashless welfare card designed
to reduce spending on alcohol and gambling has made a 'positive difference' and could be rolled out to other communities. Human Services Minister, Alan Tudge: The results were encouraging. It is not explicitly targeted at Indigenous people. Aboriginal and
Torres Strait Islander social justice commissioner, Mick Gooda: It raises discrimination concerns. A cashless welfare card? Gestapo land. Never trust those who dream up a system 'for our own good'. And the drug testing, 'based on love and commitment to support
Australians'? Surely the cost, presently unknown, will be near enough to the projected savings - $632 million over 5 years from July 2018 - meaning the poor bastards will suffer financially, demeaned, for no valid reason?
government’s media “reforms” designed to see the end of the two-out-of-three control rule for newspapers, radio and television and the 75 per cent reach rule for TV. If passed News Limited, read Rupert Murdoch, will control the Australian
media and the political agenda, never to be retrieved, with The Age already showing sagging right wing leanings from the boardroom. Imagine the Herald Sun as the one choice? Peter Dutton “I think people realise that you can live without reading Fairfax
newspapers. I think it’s a better way to lead your life, that would be my advice.” I'll put off the 'republic' idea. The thought of Dutton as President riding roughshod over the democratic process is frightening. His latest, attacking the independent
Administrative Appeals Tribunal accusing it of political bias (?) for not ruling the way he wants them to rule puts a rhinoceros to shame.
So he pulls out in front of me from a driveway, shopping centre, street. Shite! Maybe a moslem,
christian, atheist, even a female. A pig, a female dog? 90% probability. The expression, not the animal. Often he/she drives off, down hard on the accelerator, meaning what? Urgent necessity, a form of apology or the guilt factor? Possibly an anarchist, a
neo-nazi? How about a sign of an apology, hand outside the window, fingers spread apart, or a light installed saying 'sorry'? My guess is the same 90% probability factor is consistent with those complaining of the camera settings on Peninsula Link. I travel
the allowed limit while they regularly pass me, meaning at the very least they are travelling in excess of 100kph. Home safe, till tomorrow?
Setting our political correctness agenda? A St Kilda player levelled what Caroline Wilson
(The Age) called a series of repulsive verbal attacks at Carlton captain Marc Murphy. The St Kilda captain and the coach apologised but Dame Caroline not satisfied, called on the players' union and the AFL to step up to the mark. Orchids to the AFL for not
responding. Football commentators quickly joined in, voicing disgust. We can assume they all knew what had been said, but not us, giving the gossip (creative) factory free reign. Personal abuse a low life form of argument but highlighting and calling on the
AFL is taking political correctness a step too far. Sooner or later someone will tell me (for a fact, straight from the mouth of a best friend of Marc Murphy) what was said. Over reaction. Move on.
League Teams Thursdays with Jack
Dyer, Bobby Davis and Lou Richards. A must. World of Sport Sundays with Ron Casey in charge and Lou the star attraction. A religion, a few beers before a Sunday roast. 1953 premiership captain with wingman brother Ronnie best on ground. A family team with
the Richards, Roses and 3 Twomeys. Not my favourite, reserved for Bobby Rose, Neil Mann, Des Healey and Bill Twomey but he grew on me. Behind that public ‘comic’ persona was an intelligent man with the basics of human nature, the common touch his
code of conduct. They will say he was a Collingwood man, but really, an everyman. Best quote - from North Melbourne’s Ron Joseph at the state funeral. To Bob Hawke at a GF breakfast. Lou: “Bob, the only thing you haven’t done for the workers,
has become one.” Well done Lou.
"Australians must have a tax administration they trust" Never in my 20 years as a public servant...The Collingwood GWS match attracted 10,000, likewise the Shanghai weird experiment, and the AFL continues
to ignore a Tasmania team?...French open bans blondie after serving her time; wrong...If I was a worry wart, which I'm not, I'd place Indonesia ahead of Sir Donald Trump...Billy Boy Shorten's problem is with his 'delivery'. He's a dag, pure and simple...“An
imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics.” [Plutarch]...hooroo…firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 12th May, 2017.
Gravity; all things with mass gravitate toward one another. Chameleons, octopuses, fish, changing colours, filling the gap? Fairness, security and opportunity,
feeling our pain? Work tests, dole tests, drug tests, activity tests, volunteer work for older unemployed. Volunteer? No oral or dental health changes. The Melbourne airport rail link mirage, ditto erratic infrastructure expenditure, $300 million reduction
in foreign aid, bugger Africa. Housing prices locked in, capital gains, negative gearing ignored. Bank taxes? To customers, offsetting a Labor Royal Commission. Gravity has an infinite range, although its effects become increasingly weaker on farther objects,
read the underclass, the vulnerable, Manus, Nauru, Australian detention centres. A heathy mind, healthy body, equity, equality of opportunity; read crappolea. A change of clothes does not maketh the man, or the Liberal party. Will this change the newspoll
result? Possibly. Most voters require cataracts. Howzat! - the bus is late, you miss your appointment, you haven't got the bus fare? Yet again my song "Ain't We Got Fun". Better than the 2014 budget? Yes, like a drover's dog. The bottom line = $75 =
72 cigarettes, at Woolworths. Eureka!
Grumpy bum? When former PM Malcolm Fraser said 'life wasn't meant to be easy' he was referring to we Collingwood supporters. A little ray of sunshine popping out to tease (Geelong) amidst surrounding
black storm clouds. Down teems the rain in navy effing blue jumpers. Unabated. There's always powerball. We thank God for hope. As a confirmed 'worry when it's time to worry' I adopt the positivity of one more premiership before (if) I reach 90; 2026. Without
John Coates, AOC president and in my eyes a professional grumpy bum heavily into self love. With the ABC's Leigh Sales, 7.30 he talked of two previous promising applicants for his position, but in spite of their talent
they didn't 'come up'? There's this assumption with a person holding all the aces he/she will 'come up' to that next step, the big one, read Danni Roche. Coates indicated he hopes to choose his successor, but is he capable of spotting this successor at his
intellectual level, in his mind? Coates has been top dog for years, historically rightly so, but John's ageing and the excellent record of Danni Roche did not necessarily mean she would 'come up'. A canvas of members results overwhelmingly came back for change
to Roche, but as we know Coates won easily. A strange mob. My interest in the result is minimal but I'm fascinated with the human nature assumption people make on 'coming up'. Did PM Malcolm, Scotty 'come up'? Tony Shaw and Tim Watson as coaches, Keyvy Rudd,
Kathy Jackson, the big one in Donald Trump, forever and a day in business, the public service, even in a milk bar and obviously in the cot? Take your pick. Trial and error, no guarantees. The world is littered with those who did not 'come up' in spite of their
promise, and those who did in spite of nothing, and then there's favouritism, the major factor, alongside the 'me me' factor. Human nature. I love it. Lah de dah.
One can almost touch the feeling of self righteousness when seeing
a politician oozing it out on television, telling us what’s good for our future happy healthy life. I recall the ‘goodness’ in Kevin Rudd, later Tanya Plibersek on the evils of smoking. Currently it’s about gambling, not to mention
the evils of over imbibing in alcohol. Good people, always on guard in the fight for our wellbeing. Drugs, pot, ice? Is sugar a drug? The challenges of self harm, to children, tattoos, watching horror movies, porn. Vulnerable children unable to make proper
choices. The evils of instant gratification. Fighting the predators, dangerous new computer games included. All those handicaps to goodness, abolished by the 'Goodies', in the desperate search for health and happiness. Masturbation would surely be included
if it could be proved, which is a strong possibility in a 1984 style future; random testing? Knock knock! I ponder my good fortune, my protection, the goodness of our faultless leaders, during an extended sitting on the throne.
Cupiditus (greed is the root of evil) said the Romans on gambling. Envy from the poor to the rich. The opportunity to get something for nothing. Simplistic, conveniently ignoring the pleasure factor, the idea that many people gamble because they enjoy gambling,
as I enjoy a cigarette. In most cases a controlled addiction. The fascination of why some people are lucky and some are not. It can be pleasurable without any particular reason. Win $2000 in one hit from a poker machine and soon, they’re back again.
Why? You say greed, I say not necessarily; pleasure? A decent study of the gambling psyche must surely include the fact of simple enjoyment.
The tax cuts to business yes, go Billy, but Billy's off centre going in hard at the so called
‘needs based’ education funding, resembling Tony in opposition, against everything no matter the idea/policy. Some things are best left be, albeit basically a re-framed Labor policy, and even if it isn’t the voters will see it that way. As
for the 'Australia First' white fellas commercial? "I’ve had a look at the final production and I think we should have had more diversity in it and I’ll be speaking to the Labor Party about that.” Deftly blaming others? A tick to Anthony
AFL match in Shanghai - a vital and historic weekend. If they say so?...Indonesia's so called 'moderate' form on Islam; blasphemy?...Dave Hughes on Q&A. God help us...$30 million to foxtel to promote womens sport?...Journalists
sacked means a loss of skills, ours as well as theirs. A Vacuum, replaced by power, eventually?...Greens Leader Doctor Who hogging the limelight; pining for my Sarah Hanson-Young...Kids in bed by 8.30, gambling advertising? Good luck parents...The old Robert
Menzies trick. If in doubt take a Labor policy, tweek it, present as a new Liberal policy, voilà!...Happy Mothers Day...Vale Lewis Thomas Charles...hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 5th May, 2017.
The Collingwood victory (Geelong) made for a pleasant Sunday and beyond, until 1.45pm tomorrow, hopefully
repeated when my boys meet the dreaded Carlton and the rare possibility of a blissful fortnight. As the final quarter began I pondered. Do I pray to God or Allah, or follow the Greek tradition of relying on Tyche, goddess of luck? I chose the latter. No need
to over burden the throng to the various main Gods. It's only football, taken with a grain of salt. Overpaid, over reported. Anti-Victorian Sydney PM Malcolm has been with us throughout like a blue arsed fly, assisted by Simon Birmingham giving a great impression
of those bum sucking prefects from my Northcote High School days, ever testing the waters, university fees, The Greens Ghonski, haunting us with mysterious 'agility, innovation and creativity' sometimes called pie in the sky, making Billy McMahon appear to
be a good past Prime Minister. Potentially, a disastrous Tuesday May budget and a Carlton victory? In the meantime, in between time, 'Ain't We Got Fun'. Moving on...
Metadata and the federal police. The beginning, or the beginning of what
we are aware of? The Australian Federal Police illegally obtained a journalist's phone records under the Turnbull government's new metadata retention regime. AFP commissioner Andrew Colvin said the police officers investigating the leak did not realise they
were required to obtain a warrant to access the journalist's metadata. "This was human error. It should not have occurred. The AFP takes it very seriously and we take full responsibility for breaching the Act," The question is why, and what does 'taking full
responsibility' mean? "There was no ill will or malice or bad intent by the officers involved, simply it was a mistake.” Officers plural? More than one who was unaware of the necessity to obtain a warrant, again why?
Abbott, Barnaby Joyce in particular, Eric Abetz, powerful Peter Dutton, George Christensen, Princess Pauline, News Corp's Herr Andrew Bolt and ageing Graham Richardson on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. A female and a muslim; two strikes? Racists, free speech or misogynists,
never forgetting Julia Gillard and Gillian Triggs? Add sex discrimination commissioner Kate Jenkins. Bigotry, hypocrisy, without fear of censure. Free speech when it suits, more correctly when they agree. According to insightful unbiassed Herald-Sun columnist
Peta Credlin the government's 76 members [reps] includes 13 females, sitting behind Malcolm in close proximity to the cameras? They claim to be pro women, not including Kelly O'Dwyer apparently. No doubting the AFP accessing Yassmin's metadata? Queensland
premier, Annastacia Palaszczuk: "Malcolm Turnbull is arrogant and disrespectful" with relations between the two at an all-time low. No surprise there. A never ending pattern, if one cares to look? Maybe write to master know-all Derryn Hinch for guidance?
Billy Shorten odds on to win the next federal election, favoured by the Turnbull/Dutton race card, Lord Tony's self destruct resentment along the lines of Kevvy Rudd and Scott Morrison's confusion? Scott who? Unless they manage to get the
price of gas down or not upset university students and pensioners, or see the light and go for another leader; Foreign Affairs Minister Julie Bishop? Aussie swinging voters change on a threepenny bit. Paul Keating's visit to Melbourne last week,
albeit uplifting, emphasised the blandness of the Labor opposition, read Billy Shorten. A need for ideas. Billy is a union man, party to destroying Kevvy at the height of Kevvy's popularity to maintain union dominance. Not the greatest example of courage.
What we're getting is almost a blanket opposition to all things Turnbull and a blandness on anything likely to be taken advantage of by the majority white Christian Aussies, judged by Billy's lot as political poison. Pauly is urging Canberra to forge a more
independent foreign and security policy. He says we should not be seen as a client state of the US, believing it won’t damage our alliance. Nice words, but Billy best keep his council for now. While Labor agrees with Turnbull in the fight against international
terrorism, also overseas deployments as in the Trump factor, to go against these decisions opens him up to the power of the Murdoch press, made more powerful with The Age caught with their pants down. A recent poll for The Australia Institute found 60 per
cent of voters feel the new president is a negative outcome for the world overall. And just under half said that, following Trump’s election, Australia should be more independent on military and security matters. This being so will we hear from Billy?
Probably not. For now, his bread is buttered, but oh, for an idea!
Worth repeating. Scene 1: The Sergeant. “Mother Courage and Her Children” [Brecht]. “What they could do with round here is a good war.
You know what the trouble with peace is? No organisation. And when do you get organisation? In a war. Peace is one big waste of equipment. Anything goes. No one gives a damn. Disgusting. How many horses in this town? How many young men? Nobody knows! They
haven’t bothered to count ‘em! That’s peace for you! I’ve been in places where they haven’t had a war in seventy years, and you know what? The people haven’t even been given names! They don’t know who they are! It
takes a war to fix that. In a war, everyone registers, everyone’s name’s on a list. It’s a winner, and they’re all scared of peace. Of course, until it gets going, they’re just as scared of war, it’s such a novelty!"
Danny's budget 1/ $1.9b family violence, prevention package. A mirage. 2/ Arts funding drops to $106.6 million, from $152 million last year?...Am I missing something? A difference between right and absolutely right? Ditto totally agree?...Without
proof it's silly to make definitive judgements, but if a friend was off on a working holiday to Columbia what advice would you give?...Do 'Australian values' include race baiting, lambasting the Sydney controlled ABC and locking people up indefinitely on Manus
and Nauru?...It's good debt if it means infrastructure improvements at today's low interest rates; a rail to the Melbourne Airport goldmine?...I wish Jenny Craig would leave me be. I don't need a personal consultant, or a tailored menu... Give up cigarettes?
I have enough trouble giving up crumpets!...If The Age goes we step into the jaws of the monster, and snap; bye bye democracy..."To recommend thrift to the poor is both grotesque and insulting. It is like advising a man who is starving to eat less." from THE
SOUL OF MAN...hooroo…firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 28th
Another Anzac Day. Contrived patriotism, hyped by jingoism, chest thumping, gushing. Ever increasing from the upgrade of this day early 90's by little Johnny Howard. True stories of courage and pain, the horrors of
war. "Anzac Day means sport" someone said on radio, as does Good Friday, now? It also means crafty politicians and inspirational words on behalf of our brave diggers who paid so dearly, including aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders. The celebration has
come a long way the past 50 years. Whitlam's Labor government was elected, conscription ended, as did our participation in the Vietnam War. Not quite the dream now. Captured by commercialism, opportunism. Real optimism has a low threshold with the possibility
of world war, right-wing commentators falsely tagging most leftists as “totalitarians” who favoured authoritarian socialist states? One ponders how many real frontline soldiers celebrate this day along with the many thousands who treat it as our
national pride, which can be a good thing, assuming this pride comes without their own set of racist rules. We give thanks to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice. Aussie values in war was about mateship and camaraderie, not Aussie political correctness
self love rubbish. "Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind" [Albert Einstein].
We do our best to ignore Donald Trump's many moods. In the scheme of things, as a world power we're a pissing little country, albeit
with big mouths. By all means stand up for ourselves and show respect, but without this constant self worship of anything U S of A. We have the little fellow from North Korea who surely requires a visit to our Rye barber, with Foreign Minister Dame Julie mouthing
off at him and that strange looking Syrian President with the long name. May they all stop with this bragging nonsense. "All the way with Trump"? On the other hand it's the one thing they don't blame Labor for...yet.
Gold Logie winner
Samuel Johnson vowed not to act again until his cancer research fund, at $4 million, hits the $10 million mark. Good for Samuel; may he succeed. He's been making similar announcements for almost a decade now; a troubled soul? The "Molly" mini series
was painful at best. The best drama of the year? They're kidding?
The University of Cambridge Psychometrics Centre, personalities on the internet. Our government's metadata retention scheme came into effect April 13, as in collecting,
in effect, the private lives of Australians by telecommunication companies on behalf of our government. Storing our posts, our like clicks, perhaps revealing much more of our personalities we ever imagined, on Facebook, twitter et al. A psychological profile,
including your personality, intelligence, conscientiousness, extraversion, agreeableness, neuroticism and openness. If it wasn't so serious it would be funny. Objections are met with 'if you've got nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about' ignoring
the reality of 'we all have something to hide'. Maybe reserve your Facebook 'likes' to anything which can prove nothing either way? If you witnessed those two Sydney brutes gang tackling Heath Shaw from GWS (caught on the umpires mike) refrain from any like
or dislike? Ditto the charming though slightly wet, Yassmin Abdel-Magied. I clicked on applymagicsauce.com - Cambridge Analytica - took the test, based on logging into my Facebook and Twitter accounts. Came
out as being 31 years old, some 7% homosexual, 43% masculine. 46% impulsive and 45% intelligent? Early days for now, but something to be mindful of, always assuming I'm not on something called 'the downward slope'? Freedom of speech is fine, provided they
Some 66% of my family are off to Bali mid year. Truth be told they can manage well without me, but credit where it's due, they suggested I come. "You would love it Dad". I've never been to Bali and confidently predict
I never will. In all fairness I asked what the attraction was? Apparently it's the weather, the cheap cost, the walks, the wonderful food, the beaches and the change of environment. Good for the soul Dad? [The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge
from home life - G.B.Shaw]. Fair enough. However, I don't like too much of the walking caper, had enough sunshine for a few months, no food connoisseur, I live 200 yards from the sea and can do without 12 hours in an aeroplane. Case closed. My kids are not
alone with this Bali mania. So many other friends (strangely I still have the odd 'living' friend) wax lyrically on Bali. A mystery I'll never solve. Possibly the Balinese females pleasing to my eyes, but in this day and age one is only allowed a passing glance?
I'll soldier on, aware of my limitations, less is more stuff, settling for their pictures on Facebook. ["Brandleaders is offering the chance to win a $250,000 First Class holiday to Dubai! Experience Emirates Airline's unique First Class service on your way
to Dubai. Spend 7 luxurious nights in the Burj Al Arab"]. I'd settle for winning the Monday $200 draw at the Rye RSL. Dubai?
Immigration minister Peter Dutton insisted the incident involving the child, and a separate sexual assault, contributed
to elevating the “mood” on Manus Island before the violence. “I have that on very good authority on the island,” said officer Pete. “The parents of the boy involved in the incident might have a different view to the one that you
have read off tweets.” Caught out by Cassidy, quoting from the Manus Province police commander David Yapu's version. Doubtful at best, but expect Pete's norm, as in 'the best form of defence is attack', following a Liberal tradition of truth being sent
to the backline? Lah de dah.
I'm no fan of Nathan Buckley as a coach, dating back to 2012 when he mistreated the great Alan Didak and kicked out a magpie legend, born and bred hero Heath Shaw, but the nonsense emanating from a
mere 18 point defeat by Essendon was way over the top.
Rich superannuants complaining of superannuation changes: ”The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search
for a superior moral justification for selfishness.” (John Kenneth Galbraith)...A huge iceberg has grounded off the Canadian coast, April 24th. Melting?....Did you watch the Logies? You missed nothing...Kicked out of England, arriving in January
1788, the birth of the Australian accent. Advance Australia Fair renditions lose me the minute they say Advarnce...Eyes front for creative government accounting, May budget, good and bad debt?... hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 21st April, 2017.
Almost fatally wounded by the Easter invasion
of Melbournians escaping from the world's most chaotic city for reasons best known only to them. I'm thinking of placing an advertisement in the wonderful Herald-Sun newspaper suggesting they consider holidaying in North Korea, maybe witness the thermonuclear
war? This may sound like bad advice but the reality is (do you like that word; reality?) the double page 'Your Say' clearly discloses the readers will follow whatever they're told to follow. Woolworths a disaster area; panic buying after one whole day of nothing
to do, or buy. Supporter, prior to the Good Friday AFL match: "What else is there to do?' Read a book, take a walk, to the end of the Rye pier and beyond? Perhaps a full round next year, keep all sad supporters (and the calculating money grabbing AFL) happy.
Important to have 'something to do' and so the bonus of happiness even without the comfort of an open for trading Woolies. Happiness, a positive emotional experience, until your team loses by a point. My wife had three kids which, by all accounts, involved
my contribution. I can see a future where a DNA result will be instant at birth. A cat amongst the pigeons? Happiness can be when your kids turn out as expected, an impossibility but a nice thought. I was happy if they stayed out of trouble. Three kids is
stretching it. One is enough. I'm rambling after another Easter wondering as to my inner serenity. Not one easter egg. True, I don't eat chocolate, but it's the thought? I, and thousands of others, have examined the happiness theory many times. My bottom line
(do you like that; bottom line?) conclusion is I'm happy when I'm not unhappy. Somewhere along the line it's tied in with sadness. How can you be happy if you've never been sad? Enough. Another Collingwood loss. A bottom line reality 'mental health and wellbeing'
I'm feeling sorry for treasurer Scotty Morrison? He's on a hiding to nothing with the May budget. PM Turnbull shot him down on his superannuation for housing issue, and not the first time - Scotty's previous GST idea.
Add in Malcolm's yes men (for now) in Christopher Pyne and Peter Dutton and it's a gale force at Scotty's backside. He's already rejected negative gearing (can't upset anaesthetists, the cataract surgery gravy train and those top 20% including many politicians
with two or more houses) and at best merely flirting with the capital gains tax discount. It's as if the government is creating a proprietary insurance company to protect their interests, against the interests and at the expense of, some 60% of the rest of
us. The essential poll lists housing affordability at 62% worse, electricity, gas 74% worse, ditto discomfort with income, job security and (surprise surprise) political representation. [John Daley; Gratton Institute: "All politicians have done is increase
expectations about how much difference governments can make, in ways they can't possibly fulfil."] The basic tenet of socialism, the redistribution of wealth, conveniently opposed by the rich, getting richer? Endorsing cuts to penalty rates, cutting company
tax, arguing against negative gearing and capital gains reforms, not to mention the innocents struggling with robo-debt, the cuts to welfare benefits, education and health. Socialism to the outhouse? Lately a grain of salt is more to do with pepper. And
that's before the dreaded May budget.
Sweet Uncle Tony (formally Lord Tony) has come to our rescue by making news on a no news week in Ray Hadley's radio nonsense. [Apparently Hadley is big in Sydney. No surprise, considering
the occupants of Sydney]. "Governments should not dump prime ministers who are struggling in the polls. The best way to keep Billy Shorten out is not to sack an elected prime minister yet again, but to ensure the government does its job better”. Uncle
has changed his thinking after a massive tour of country areas. A whopping 8 days on the road? "Axing the Human Rights Commission; cutting renewable energy subsidies to reduce power prices; reforming the Senate to end legislative gridlock and protecting existing
benefits for employees to make it easier for future generations to get work". Says Katharine Murphy "The Coalition’s power struggle is between a conservative prime minister, who believes he has unfinished business and won’t leave the parliament,
and a moderate prime minister, with diminished internal authority, who regularly has to sublimate his own views to cultivate some kind of internal stability and esprit de corps in order to manage a parliament with a one-seat majority". Uncle is big on promises.
Remember those he made before Joey Hockey's 2014 horror budget? And consistent to boot, as in never keeping them.
All these exercises, walking? I walk, to the cafe mornings, the RSL afternoons. All up 250 metres a day, plus the never ending
walking in my mini unit; bedroom, study, kitchen, watering. It adds up. As an actor for 40 years (well, purported to be an actor, but never proven) I did 15 minutes of stretching exercises daily, now down to 5. My point? Walk by all means, enjoy yourselves,
fresh air, out and about, but do not think it will improve your chances of a longer healthier life. No gain without pain my backside. Dog owners have no longer life expectancy than cat owners.
PM Malcolm, as Immigration Minister
Peter Dutton's agent: "We have to make sure that Australian jobs are for Australians first and foremost. This is about putting Australians first, Australian jobs first, Australian values first". Racist propaganda for Princess Pauline, who not only agrees,
but 'totally' agrees? Does this include the 48 Australian high earners who paid no income tax in 2014-15 and no Medicare levy, yet earned over $1 million income per year? The good news is it keeps Malcolm busy up until the budget. The underlying problem
with 457 visas has always been about money, hiring overseas workers at cheaper pay rates. Will it change? Will Collingwood win the 2017? And I'm Snowy on the Trams.
We don't need our PM to tell us of Australian values. The AFL does it
for us...The rich (including politicians) want to get richer because they're greedy. I wonder why they are so greedy? I've always wondered. I don't know why..."When you look into the abyss it also looks into you" [Nietzsche]...hooroo…firstname.lastname@example.org
A Grain of Salt. Good Friday Eve. 13th April, 2017.
Leaving aside treasurer
Scotty Morrison's great ideas on housing problems, thereby protecting 'mum and dad' investors, and nonsense like: "The Turnbull government understands how business works. We focus on the things that we know make a difference because our life’s experience,
our background in businesses, particularly the prime minister but so many in our team, we know that is the right thing to do.” added to by PM Malcolm's small businesses were “the most enterprising, the most ready to invest, the most ready to innovate”
(which economist Saul Eslake describes as “bollocks”, ideology gone mad and small business the least innovative sector of business), and Jeff Kennett's "I am convinced the liberal national coalition presents the best opportunity for the most productive
economic leadership" we ignore and wait for more creative nonsense on the upcoming May budget. Malcolm is in his element, giving advice to Russian president Vladimir Putin. Leave him be. Easter into Anzac Day, sweet relief from political brainwashing and people
telling me there's a danger of a world war. I'm a 'worry when it's time to worry' man so I'll think about this tomorrow, Lady Scarlett. Time for the Buddhist theory of patience and tolerance.
AFL: Freshened by a Collingwood victory I tuned
to the Fremantle Western Bulldogs game, having seen Midsomer murders umpteen times. I found myself immediately liking the Fremantle brutes. I thought about the why and it hit me. The visual ugliness of the white away jumpers. The Western Bulldogs have a beautiful
home jumper so why must we put up with this excuse for a uniform? Likely the AFL, somehow connected with television and money, albeit no clash of home colours? I thought of the Carlton navy blue uniform, almost a visual spectacular in the scheme of things,
yet forced to wear a pansy white outfit in away games? Somebody should get jail time. Whoever designed the Gold Coast uniform (home and away) should get life. Further, the intrigue with the umpires grey shorts, consistently appearing, from the rear, to have
wet themselves? The Herald-Sun's Mark Robinson questions South Australian football supporters on racism (using a carriage to menace.harass or cause offence?) as if they're any different from other supporters? The AFL has issued warnings to prejudiced supporters
to stay away from the matches. A fine idea, hopefully a controlling effect, but what of the many harsh words levelled at our piddling umpires? AFL players offered $371 thou (average) from $309 thou, and angry? Paupers?
There's a play on at The Sumner, Southbank Theatre called "Three Little Words" by Joanna Murray-Smith about the breaking up of a relationship, the effect on the family circle, kids, the search for meaning, a common thread for many couples into their 40's.
What to do with the rest of their lives? What's it all about Alfie? Not so much a relationship in ruins, but often requiring considerable thought; the kiddies under 18 thing, the restlessness syndrome. They're only ideas aren't they. Dreams. If yes, the so
called attraction of freedom, or boredom? Most of my married life I avoided it, concluding (other than winning tattslotto) good food, a beautiful wife and general laziness was the convenient path to a form of happiness, concentrating on deciding my free time,
as such, was more important, albeit a form of selfishness. After some 13 years of living alone I can attest to making the correct decision. When it's only you the imagination can run riot, if you let it. All this time on my hands, the only danger of course
being sickness and predicting the years left to squander. [Montaigne: "Although it be no new thing to see horns grown in a night on the forehead of one that had none when he went to bed, notwithstanding, what befell Cippus, King of Italy, is memorable; who
having one day been a very delighted spectator of a bullfight, and having all the night dreamed that he had horns on his head, did, by the force of imagination, really cause them to grow there"] Yes, that's stretching it, my point being I can control it at
81, on the day at a time principle, but in the 40's, young kids, starting out, for silly restless dreams. No. As I said, I'm lazy. What is my personal sense of purpose in life? Good question. What's yours? If you're restless go see the play. Might help?
Three Days of the Condor: Vale the man: Melbourne Cup Day 1986. Always a long day's rehearsal under director Armfield, the Monday, 'Away' by Michael Gow. Up at 7am to work for Automatic Totalisators running the meeting at Yarra Glen. Arrived
9am for a 10 hour day. After balancing the course the operators set up picnic tables, chairs, grub, a beer or two. A drive to Melbourne, Kingsway, a part in a half hour movie, 'Man and Boy' written and directed by one John Clarke with an old mate Terry Gill
and a new boy, Frank Magree. 9.30pm, a night shoot, till around 4am. Eventually located the previously unknown (to me) director looking like an extra, having a beer. Offered me one. Accepted. 'Any instructions' I said? 'Improvise', he said. I did. We shot
a scene and he said 'More. Don't worry about it. Take it as far as you like'. Unusual, but it suited me. Sold on John Clarke, forever. A three hour sleep and back to another brutal day's rehearsals. Did other stuff with the man but it was a play I remember
best. A police commissioner, last minute replacement for another actor who became unavailable. Lots of words, John the writer, also playing the judge, script on his desk. Got to a line and memory deserted me. John intervened "Perhaps you were going to say"...and
delivered my line. Recovered. John was a classic, the sort of chap who makes you feel good to have known him, and very much the smartest, as well as the nicest man one could ever hope to have known. Thursdays, no more, John Clarke and Bryan Dawe. Sad,
left with magic memories.
Pauline's hubris flattened by Barrie Cassidy's Insiders. Look in the mirror Pauline. Don't blame the ABC...What in God's name is SBS up to with all those painful commercials; self immolation?...Maybe it's Red
Symons, I don't know, but Libbi Gorr's gushing depresses me...Comedy: Matthew Guy's 'mandatory' sentencing suggestions?...Senior meals are regularly advertised as some sort of special deal, yet only half the size of the full cost meals?...The pub test
and small business owners; horseshit...English actor Bill Nighy: “at any moment I thought someone would come and tap me on the shoulder and ask what I was doing here”; the imposter syndrome. Tap PM Malcolm on his shoulder, either one?...In recalling
John Clarke I'm reminded of Bill's movie 'Love Actually', where Gregor Fisher (Joe) said to Billy Mack. "It was an honour"...happy Easter...hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 7th April, 2017.
A dead week in politics. Mathias Cormann and our Treasurer seemingly at odds with each other
on capital gains tax discounts and negative gearing, teasing, at best nonsense. Maybe partial, on the back of a past Labor proposal, similar to “our” laws are “having an impact” on corporate tax dodgers? Johnny Mathis on the radio,
singing 'Wonderful Wonderful', the 50's, a romantic memory flashback. She rejected me? Probably a good thing. Too skinny. Beautiful, but boney. The one that remains forever is in the shower, on those rare occasions when I drop the soap; National Service, Navy,
1955. Relax, hold soap firmly, according to rumour, never tested, phew. One of those days, daylight saving departed, an extra hour to squander. The comedy of letters in a Murdoch newspaper. The word 'totally' as always a feature. Totally misinformed? A twilight
grand final? Bugger off. 2.30pm is a long enough wait. Christine is impressed with Peta Credlin's 'insight and intelligence' and agrees with everything Peta wrote. Christine also (apparently) has that same rare insight and intelligence? Joy praises Jeff Kennett's
work with Beyond Blue, fair enough. Alas, Joy is horrified Julia Gillard is taking over from Jeffrey, a lady who couldn't run the nation. Obviously Joy had forgotten Jeffrey's privatisation and schools closures. Why do they blame Danny Andrews for Hazelwood?
Didn't they listen to Premier Danny on 774 with Jon Faine last Friday? Nothing else in the newspapers, the weekly backlash of another Collingwood defeat. They get the ball, they pass it, backwards. A long kick to the forward line, and hope? Cloke got 3 for
Western Bulldogs, and free kicks, never at Collingwood? Western bulldogs blessed by the umpires but not their fault. Umpires generally are not known for possessing brains. The extra hour covered; back to reality. Johnny Cash on YouTube 'Sunday Morning coming
down' followed by the gorgeous June Carter in her red dress, with Johnny, and 'Jackson'. Moving on...
Comedy? A month to the federal budget and a mere 4 years (2021) till we return to a surplus, suggests Treasurer Scotty, full of
beans, and yet we spot a fault in his demeanour, the verbal diarrhoea betraying a worry as to his future, after May. True, he's in demand, so we cannot escape his doubtful ruminations, unstoppable, in the spotlight like Nathan Buckley, maybe both as Custer's
Last Stand? A one-off $75 for pensioners and recipients of parenting payments, a gas pipeline 'could' be built between the Northern Territory and South Australia, the government to commission an independent report into increasing power affordability and reliability,
and so, via the Nick Xenophon Team, tax cuts for companies with a turnover of up to $50 million. A guaranteed go-ahead of a solar power plant in Port Augusta offering a concessional loan of up to $110 million. Lots of spending, less tax receipts and pats on
the back. Says Scotty: Corporate tax cuts would lead to “better wages, more jobs and more secure jobs” convincing mainly Herald-Sun readers. I'd be inclined to replace the 'would' with 'could' or more likely 'dreaming'. Is Xenophon working for
Australia or South Australia? Didn't we agree to spend $50 billion for submarines to be built there, ready for action before I turn 100, years old? All in all a mere $24 billion less for infrastructure, health, the arts (as always), education, disability and
obviously housing. I could add innovation but I'm not sure what the word means. The good news is a month of a smiling PM Malcolm, waxing lyrical, as is his best skill. What is very clear is this concerted attack on Billy Shorten, hoping to improve the Liberal
likability polls, dating back to the Heydon royal commission and conveniently ignoring it was set up mainly to get Billy, and yet could find no evidence of corruption? Scotty talked investments in infrastructure and a number of other items as his plan, never
a mention of the 'get Billy' plan, adding, Labor doesn't have a plan, nor anything on Scotty increasing taxes to pay for all his current plans. Billy doesn't need plans short term, he's busy running around in his bus in Queensland. All those half omnibus items
will cost money, and unless you happen to have a tendency to live the life of an emu (or is it an ostrich?) we "everyday ordinary Australians" (more comedy?) clearly have our kicks (pockets) ready to be attacked. First however, my immediate decision to decide
how to spend my extra $75 big ones. Cigarettes?
I don't see any big deal in Michaelia Cash (and Mathias Cormann) meeting up with Princess Pauline before the WA election re preference deals as suggested on the ABC's Four Corners. Princess
has clearly displayed her preference for anything anti-labor and her personal need to be accepted in the big boys and (very few girls) liberal party movers and shakers club. It was ever thus.
I'll finish with words from master writer,
John Steinbeck: "A writer out of loneliness is trying to communicate like a distant star sending signals. He isn’t telling or teaching or ordering. Rather he seeks to establish a relationship of meaning, of feeling, of observing. We are lonesome animals.
We spend all life trying to be less lonesome. One of our ancient methods is to tell a story begging the listener to say—and to feel— 'Yes, that’s the way it is, or at least that’s the way I feel it'. You’re not as alone as you
Respectful relationships in schools: Little Jack Horner escapes?...Two Australian restaurants, Attica 33 and Brae 44 made the top 50 restaurants in the world. Sadly The Shark Shack (fish & chips), Rye RSL (rissoles) and Woolworths
deli (Atlantic salmon) missed out...The Centre for Independent Studies. The perfect example of a misnomer...'The Friday Wrap' and Dave Hughes pronouncements on everything from Trump to Section 18c. A future senator, comedian, or neither?...Time for Eddie to
begin the search for a coach, season 2018......hooroo…firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of
Salt. Friday. 8am. 31st March, 2017.
Prime Minister Malcolm's proposed expansion of the hydro-electric scheme, the details yet to be resolved, supposedly has merit. At $2 billion dollars we hope so. We think back to PM
Malcolm's time as [non] Communications Minister, later as PM with all those items on the fantasy table falling through, and his blaming South Australia, and Victoria, and Tony Abbott, and the Senate, and the Yankee swap of refugees and anything else that moves.
Grandiose words with lots of promise but lots of waiting, and all this, as I've said before, with the massive advantage of two major newspapers (and Murdoch's Sky News) flying his colours on a daily basis. According to the latest Fairfax-Ipsos poll Labor holds
a 10-point lead [55-45] over the Coalition in the two-party preferred vote. At the last election bully boy Peter Dutton dropped 5% in his seat of Dickson to scrape in. On current figures he would disappear come the next election. Conveniently, this would allow
him more time to attend to rental receipts from his negatively geared properties. "The bottom line" is can we trust Malcolm, for that matter Treasurer Scott Morrison? Remember the 2014 Joe Hockey budget promises?
The Department of
Immigration and Border Protection, headed by Peter Dutton and previously Scotty Morrison, both candidates for high office in a dictatorship, allow public servants to decide whether or not to send people back to their country of origin, no matter the reception
and often the risk to life? I worked with public servants for 20 long years and believe me, it’s not a place filled with bright sparks, and it wasn’t as if it was only the rank and file. One shudders to think of the power in the hands of these
unknown people, encouraged by their Minister. Then there's Manus Island and Nauru. Blood on their hands, in our name, on our conscience. Sickening.
Trigger warning: It began in the open forum of the dedicated smoking zone at the
RSL, where seemingly (at rare times) no particular subjects are taboo, depending on the comings and goings of the various members, representing vast contrasts of human multiculturalism. Men are turned on by women's feet? Some subjects are so nonsensical I
keep my lips firmly sealed. A foot fetish? I checked it out later, of course, as you would, having spent many years in female company and other than their footwear, not the slightest ripple of sexual connection. According to psychologists (which immediately
makes me suspicious) it's real? To each his own, but for mine, no way José. Apparently (psychologists again?) a highly popular one of four search engines online, for both straight and gay men, the other three obvious, assuming one of them is the face?
I can see a political inference, as in One Nation aficionados "voting with their feet" but being open minded, maybe, at best, sexy feet strictly as a form of flattery. But, but, it did not end there. Casual members, half drunk, down for the weekend, uninhibited?
The subject of shaving pubic hairs followed, again, lips firmly sealed. Men and women? Why? Apparently, and I didn't bother with this one on google, it's a fashion of the modern age, surely an illogical unreasonable fashion? Not just the females, as (they
said), but the males insist on it, which was at best confusing. I settled for a very private opinion, in that those particular males are either aware of their paedophilia tendencies or will surely be later in life. Has the world, the male world at
least, gone mad, or is it me? Thank God for the football, despite Collingwood's current form. Note: 99% of conversations in this area are in accord with normalcy.
A welcome return to AFL football after the lollipop women's competition
has been run and won. Last year the final 8 was decided after round 5, so much for the evenness of the competition, despite the round 1 results. This year we are witnessing the slow burn, the last leg of former Collingwood champion Nathan Buckley as a senior
coach, ever wounded after his decision to give Heath Shaw, a born and bred magpie, the boot. We wish him well.
Attorney-general George Brandis. I mention his name right off the bat because if I write about him I might, like George himself,
forget who I'm talking about. "A review to see whether private metadata captured from mobile phones and computers and retained for criminal investigations and counterterrorism measures should be available in civil court proceedings." Back in 2014 he
said “The mandatory metadata retention regime applies only to the most serious crime – to terrorism, to international and transnational organised crime, to paedophilia, where the use of metadata has been particularly useful as an investigative
tool.” It's a tool of power, by human beings, or purported to be human. There is no doubt the more power given to government, any government, will result in near certainty of the power being abused, eventually. One would think being in control of ASIO
would suffice. George's erratic doings (WA Bell case and then solicitor general, Justin Gleeson) sadly do not end there. On the subject of Section 18c, the mistreatment of minorities where Canberra pretends to care for our language, George said “We don’t
want to have a country in which freedom of speech, one of the things that the Anzacs fought for, is not regarded as one of our core social values." The Anzacs fought for many reasons A-G, but 18c, like now, was the last thing on their minds. ”Dear Malcolm:
Send dear George to England, please. Note: Julie Bishop has denied George's London future.
Congratulations to the Herald-Sun for giving Opposition Leader Matthew Guy the opportunity to tell us of his intentions as our next Premier,
in tackling crime and making Victoria safe again. This should ease the stress on the majority brainwashed readers leading up to the 24th November, 2018 state election.
A healthy workforce for better productivity; no drugs, smoking, beer,
over-eating. Show us the way oh masters and mistresses..."Essentially significant and wide ranging discussions on the housing market", said Scotty Morrison. That should solve it...Public housing in Ashburton? How dare they!..As a longish retiree I'd happily
join a shed, but not a mens shed...I have a personal junk file labelled "Crap". Keywords highlighted, consigned, timesaving, including Birmingham, Trump, Hinch, Cash, 18c, Pauline and same sex marriage...None so blind than those who can see only what they
want to see, which just about covers all of us...hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
of Salt. Friday. 8am. 24th March, 2017.
One last week prior to the big one - the May budget. With the latest poll showing a slight improvement for our man Malcolm, likely to improve further as a result of the disastrous
terror attack in London, I'm suggesting Billy Shorten fly to Sydney for a week, visit the master, Paul Keating. True, Billy is not an arts man, (possibly a high school production of "Grease" or at a stretch "The Book of Mormon") but he's badly in need of an
angle, a personality upgrade. A whole new bunch of policies to upgrade the arts, or at the very least take on Michelle Guthrie's obvious rape of our ABC before it's too late. 'Why we are funding that?' says Pauline Hanson, Malcolm's best friend, demanding
funding end for 'leftist' ABC and "let migrants get news from their country of origin' and so get rid of' SBS? Dear Pauline: Try as you might to be 'one of them', in the end, they will never accept you. Take your money and run. And Billy? Time for that
angle? Ring Pauly Monday 3rd.
"It's a really interesting dynamic" Maybe I'm listening to the wrong wireless stations? Interesting dynamic I can barely handle, but preceding with the word 'really' can be jarring. Is the housing crisis an
interesting dynamic, a really interesting dynamic or a disaster? Possibly for those who can afford to buy, but for those on an average wage it's a hill too high, perhaps forever. It was hard enough when I was younger looking at a 25 year mortgage and a seemingly
guaranteed wage to meet the monthly payments, a third nipper close to arriving. A form of nexus with wages and house prices, not so now, with a form of world wages market separate from the richer types and their housing investments demands. A housing market
collapse could be a disaster for those who had the courage to buy in now, probably looking at a mortgage bigger than the value of the house, and worse, no income guarantee. Those who are still hoping are looking at massive rent closer to Melbourne. One would
think, logically, a housing market crash is inevitable. Not so, says the real estate agents; self interest? Big problem. Rye is looking like a viable option?
PM Malcolm is taking on national leadership. “I am a nation building Prime
Minister” Snowy Hydro 2.0. A $2 billion hydro fix; can’t wait. Do I understand it all; NO. Am I doubtful on the plan being up and running in four years; VERY. And in the process Malcolm did his now obligatory ‘sling off’ at Labor’s
South Australia and Victoria. But wait, he needs Victoria (and Libs NSW) to follow his dream, hopefully due for completion at the same time as our new state of the farts Lockheed Martin F35 stealth fighters. Malcolm appears to be ignoring the large shareholding
of NSW and Victoria in this project, now some 30 years old, or is it yet another sling at Victoria, as in rather than talking with them he wants all the glory (if any?) for himself? Why do I keep thinking of Working Dogs Productions Utopia?
Homeland Security? We’re not far off from the power to 'exterminate' as and when required, Doctor Who. “He was radicalised” should cover any embarrassing explanations. No? I thought Orwell’s movie (1984), though frightening, was
a shade far fetched with big brother televisions in every room. But wait, they, (who are they?) will claim to need more power. Maybe they will get that power with nuclear PM Malcolm's Snowy Hydro 2.0, or microwave ovens? Be prepared? Microwaves to
the Rye tip, before they fill it in for more houses?
It’s all well and good (kosher) to come down hard on the ACTU’s Sally McManus [Malcolm calls it a culture of thuggery] and her thinking of an unjust law being there to be
broken, but let’s not forget the trumped up Royal Commission into Trade Union Governance and Corruption presided over by Liberal appointment Commissioner Dyson Heydon and assumed by all loyal Liberal voters, and the notorious Herald-Sun, and the wrongly
named The Australian, to be gospel in the search, their search, for their truth . Therein lies the real culture of thuggery.
Collingwood's Jordan De Goey claimed to have broken his hand as he played with his dog, to later tell of
the injury during a bar fight in St Kilda. One wonders as to the size of Jordan's brain in thinking he could get away with this lie. Fined $5000 but not enough for our man Nathan's 'fine upstanding young men' principle. Suspended another 3 weeks after he gets
fit? Stupid. Adding to evidence of the many brainless types amongst AFL footballers, playing, and often in later years as commentators. The West Coast Eagles drugs disclosures on the 2006 premiership a perfect example. West Coast won the premiership in 2006.
Good luck to them. Say no more; please. But they will of course, on and on, risking further damage to the game for the stupid sake of appearing to be sensible. Footballers rarely understand, but regularly 'totally' understand? Also very big on 'awesome'. The
2017 season has begun, the colosseums are ready. Forget the past and begin with a clean plate. Let the blood sports begin. Go Pies.
Tabcorp spokesman: "we have long shared the community's view that there is too much
gambling advertising"?...Matthew Guy, sometimes likened to a ferret, comes out against Danny Andrews every which way, but never seems to explain how he would fix it?...Will the AFL grand final be played at night? Inevitable...You don't have to be Einstein
to know what Donald really thinks of Angela Merkel...Peter Dutton to corporate Australia on same sex marriage - 'If you don't agree with me hold your tongue" Wasn't Peter a champion of free speech?...Most of my friends think Donald Trump is a ratbag and could
start a world war. This proves nothing. I have few friends....Jenny Craig says this is my year. Meaning? "Venus will briefly dip into Water sign Pisces on April 2, which will be emotional for you, little ram, but also cathartic—an opportunity to examine
your desires, release the past, and embrace transformation" And God barracks for Collingwood...vale Martin McGuinness...hooroo…firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 17th March, 2017.
PM Malcolm, Messrs Frydenberg and Sinidinos strutting to our rescue on the coattails of Ben Chifley's Snowy Mountains scheme? Quietly does it on Lord Tony's
carbon tax. Blame the states, particularly the Labor states. "Cheaper power" says Malcolm, or hot air? How does this fit in to our 2018-19 energy crisis? We await the 9 months feasibility study. SA Premier Jay Weatherill giving it to Mr Frydenberg, in Adelaide
to take credit for doing nothing, not that you would know it if you watched the 9 News, edited to perfection from a political right p/o/v. Imagine the uproar if federal Labor was in government. Buy a generator? More likely the Nauru Manus refugees being settled
I'll let the politicians fight amongst themselves for a week. Well, not quite, but on a comparative basis, softer. They're all crooks up to a point. What is it? Get elected. Aim for a second term and juicy life superannuation,
throw in a few furphies for the good of ordinary Australians (that's us?) and stock up on water and power shares, properties? "I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly." [Michel de Montaigne].
The principle of "the more they get the more they want" is heavily influenced by the "we know best" society, albeit the last thing to enter their tiny minds. I ponder on their pleasures, living day to day knowing they're doing the right thing for all we other
Australians. I'm choking up, or attempting to offset it, with the constant battle for fresh breathable air, thankfully provided by Michel.
Maybe talk sport? There's a comfortable subject free of graft and corruption. "It's just a
job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." [Muhammad Ali]. A womens AFL competition, for the good of women in sport or a future of ever increasing profits for the AFL and foxtel? Ditto the AFL pre-season mens rubbish. Maybe cricket,
but it never fails. Whenever our Australian cricketers run into trouble racism rears its ugly head. It’s never us, it’s always them? We Aussies love our sport, even our Collingwood woes, and other than the gambling bug it does far more good than
bad. If only we had this same attitude to drama, the arts, in schools. Sadly, a spider has more appreciation of the arts than a politician.
I liked the bit from cashed up (4 properties?) Employment Minister Michaelia Cash and Treasurer
Scotty 2016 “Creating a path to real jobs for young people" Remember? $200 a week in addition to unemployment benefits at 4-12 weeks with $1000 to the employers, who can then cop 5 weeks work for nothing. How did that go? Social Services Minister Christian
Porter (also tipped as a future PM) piped in with “to make them try harder to get a job”? Charming. We read of a glut of ministers (and no doubt back benchers) stocking up with this negative gearing caper. Property is a tasty investment so human
nature springs forth, but how come they’re all so rich? Are they overpaid? We read stories of how busy they are with their parliamentary duties on a generous salary which we pay for. Our employees so to speak, making hay in their spare time. In 2016
the senate sat for 42 days, reps 51, as against 1959 and 1960 where it was 71 days apiece. Maybe they’re working less days to allow for these property investments? And already they’re talking of less time in Canberra due to technological advancements.
Attorney General George Brandis is the minister responsible for ASIO, which is comforting because, like Michaelia Cash and Arthur Sinodinos he has memory lapses. What is a worry is the talk of Immigration Minister Peter
Dutton heading a new super Ministry, Homeland Security, taking in Immigration, Customs, the federal police and ASIO. God help the refugees on Manus and Nauru. Move over Heinrich, or worse still, Hermann G?
Health Minister Greg Hunt: “We
know that every single dollar matters to Australian families and keeping private health insurance affordable is a priority” As a politician Greg’s a bottler. The value of the government rebate will drop come April 1st adding $50 to the cost of
this insurance, in addition to the $200 rise already predicted. As for my lot, members for over 25 years, fast approaching the time of real need, who cares? The value of the rebate for the over 70’s has fallen from 40% to 34.6%. Pensioners to find the
extra cash, or drop out; to the backline. Go Greg?
Pauline got into bed with the WA Liberal Party but no silk sheets. Suggested the preference deal did her party some damage, true, but the main damage was self inflicted due to Princess's
foot, when appearing on The Insiders with Barrie Cassidy. This may extend to Queensland in next year's election if the Queenslanders were paying attention, but them being Queenslanders who can say? The Libs the big losers and hopefully Pauline's adrenaline
will implode in time, and if PM Malcolm takes notice (again uncertain) he might see the light? We'll know soon enough. Will this be Scotty (kookaburra) Morrison's last budget? Bet he'd like that Homeland Security caper.
At last, an honest
QandA, ABC, last Monday...Yet again brutal treatment of an Australian by a warped legal system. And still we travel to Bali?...Channel 9 at Schapelle Corby 3 weeks before she's due to fly home, under the guise of caring; mongrels...”The worst illiterate
is the political illiterate. He hears nothing, sees nothing, takes no part in political life. He doesn't seem to know that the cost of living, the price of beans, of flour, of rent, of medicines all depend on political decisions. He even prides himself on
his political ignorance, sticks out his chest and says he hates politics. He doesn't know, the imbecile, that from his political non-participation comes the prostitute, the abandoned child, the robber and, worst of all, corrupt officials, the lackeys of exploitative
multinational corporations” [Bertolt Brecht. 1920’s]…Breaking News: "May 7th, 1945. Germany surrendered to the Allies"...And remember, smoking stunts your growth...hooroo…email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 8am. 10th March, 2017.
The political half way mark: The 55-45 was a blow to our PM,
nobody believing Malcolm’s baby cry of ‘Tony’s fault’, the dye firmly cast. Mathias Cormann, commenting on Lord Tony’s words “ He’s not helping our cause, he’s not helping himself and he’s not helping our
country.” Maybe not, but the ‘country’ bit is arguable in so far as Malcolm and Treasurer Scotty Morrison can’t display any good conduct badges for inspiration. The glaring problems remain with PM Malcolm agreeing with the Fair Work
Commission’s ruling on Sunday penalty rates, Centrelink’s automated debt recovery system, 18C, the logic of giving big business tax concessions on the back of some arguable nonsense about the ‘trickle down’ positives, consistently aligning
with the rich getting richer at the expense of the unfortunates. Two years to come up with solutions with nothing presently forthcoming. Maybe time to put forward Robert Menzies ‘reds under the beds’ idea, re-named Homeland Security? Add to this
the apparent neglect (fear?) of attacking Pauline’s One Nation dogma, surely an easy target, and the likes of Peter Dutton (the man who is re-writing Australia’s values and seemingly loving his tucker?) being suggested as a replacement PM, and
we have a Party with lots of heads buried deep in the sand. Ostriches? And all this despite the obvious bias of the Herald-Sun and The Australian? At the same time we have Billy Shorten, forever trumpeting negative gearing, capital gains and superannuation
concessions, gaining ground for Labor, but not his personal popularity, with consistent opportunities to attack the Lib’s misadventures. All well and good for Labor, but Billy and his soldiers also need to focus on working clearly for the economic interests
of Australians by coming up with positive policies which have the effect of halting this ever expanding difference between the rich and the poor, and this should also include unrelenting attacks on One Nations’s rag tag policies. [From Jennifer Raynor’s
‘Generation Less: How Australia Is cheating the Young’ Between 2004 and 2012 people in every age bracket over 45 saw their net worth grow by more than the total wealth of those under 25.]. Billy may well take credit from the latest poll, but the
fact of his own polling as preferred PM suggests the fault is with Malcolm rather than any groundswell support for Billy. A mild suggestion: On behalf of those requiring a Centrelink connection, upgrade Centrelink services staffwise, and promise to decrease
the waiting time. After (say) 4 minutes the call back option from Centrelink? Pensioners and other welfare recipients shouldn’t have to spent half a day waiting on a telephone line. Isn't it a public service?
Congratulations to our
favourite newspaper, that notorious Herald-Sun (ably assisted by Jeffrey Kennett) on the months, almost daily, of heavy duty anti-Danny Andrews criticism. With the latest poll figures of 54-46 at the half way mark and the alternative Premier now favouring
Matthew Guy, Danny is looking down the barrel, despite his “getting things done” approach with railway crossings, infrastructure planning, housing access and lately his cuts to stamp duty. Stabbed in the back obviously by two of his own and those
living away allowances. Don’t expect the H-S to look closely at Libs allowances. If these results transfer to the next election we can historically look forward to another 4 years of Matthew doing nothing, aside from looking after his developer mates.
A Seinfeld statewide future?
The joint strike fighters are the cutting edge, whatever that means. The Lockheed Martin F35 stealth fighters. Wonderful. Dare not New Zealand or the Philippines pick a fight with we Australians. True,
they’ve been coming for 8 years, but the point is they’re here, now, at last. Phew. Well, close enough. Estimated to be up and operational by December, 2020, but definitely some time in 2021. Can’t wait. Standing tall.
1: Birth anniversary 81 looms large, more a reminder of getting closer to the back end of an innings. Assuming the presence of a God, he/she has a few things to answer for. Looking way back 1941, world war 2, poor kids, happy kids, no knowledge of others better.
One kid at school could draw, piece of cake, anything I asked. I couldn’t draw to save my life. In arithmetic he was hopeless. I hardly ever had to think. Neither us had a clue how to play sport, others classy from the first bounce. Maybe it’s
in those mysterious genes, or maybe this God will set me straight sometime in my fantasy future. Come back with a lethal mix of ignorance and arrogance, on another planet, a politician, a real estate agent, a TV news reporter or an eye specialist? Mystery
2: I mentioned those smaller flies recently, who quietly stay hidden inside the house for days, females flies obviously, uninvited. They prop, on a bench. You surreptitiously reach for the fly spray, and they’ve gone? How do they know?
I’m no fan of One Nation and for the record I’m for children being vaccinated but as I see it Princess P is right on the blackmail angle. No jab no pay is a dreadful idea, albeit, thankfully, causing thousands to vaccinate their kids. The rest
of her comments (look around, get tested, Putin) were nonsense, but the real threat of stopping welfare payments from the ‘we know best’ society (Tanya Plibersek et al) is what disturbs me. True, I’m biassed, and tie this principle in with
the unproven passive smoking ‘what’s good for me’ nonsense, also a form of blackmail, by increasing the cost of cigarettes monthly; thanks Kevin bloody Rudd. Before you know it vague research can be included as science? What’s next,
forced vasectomy? Dear Princess P, best steer clear of Barrie Cassidy, the week before an election.
A ‘moral imperative’ of budget repair? Funny…If the green for go light depicts a female in a bikini I’ll likely
increase my pace to get closer?…Michelle Guthrie wields the axe; ABC. As directed…You’re getting very old when you can remember Willi Fennell on radio. He thought the pilot’s name was Nosmo. Nosmo King…Nice of Dane Swan to
back the players for more money, success resulting in the AFL increasing prices, which extends to we supporters paying more at the gate?…AFL footy on foxtel up from $25 a month to $29, or 16%. Crooks…”He who fights can lose. He who doesn’t
fight has already lost” [Bertolt Brecht]...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
of Salt. Friday. 8am. 3rd March, 2017.
Daydreaming. Reg Ansett on his way home? No. A helicopter hovering; 30 minutes now. Reg is dead? OMG. Check the doors front and back? A car chase. A crook on the loose? Surely not. I'm in
Rye, Mornington Peninsula. Crooks are not stupid enough to go beyond Frankston, ditto politicians. Take the odds. Remain seated. It's been one of those weeks, as in sitting on my backside, in the heat, ignoring the obvious Canberra nonsense. Still on 18C,
to legally call each other nasty names? Latest poll, from 54-46 to 55-45 and Malcolm blamed Lord Tony. He was dreaming. It's about penalty rates, about cutting legal aid, about equity, hitting the poorer people, and profits are up. Find that plot Malcolm?
A survey of other countries suggests our education standards have fallen behind. They tell us it's a new set of standards, mandatory units on writing skills and ancient Aussie history. They say they got it wrong, "good for that
time, but not good enough now for our modern space age". Isn't that wonderful; so sweet. The kids beginning school now will come out roses, no problemo. Those just finishing however, sadly, those in year 7 and beyond, due to past failures compared with the
modern needs of today, may well have missed the boat? The "war and peace" on education standards, set exclusively by a never-ending list of nuff nuffs? And I haven't even mentioned the Gonski rubbish we have been served up the past few years; both sides, state
and federal, or feral. Funding should always be "needs-based" yet conveniently ignored by the suits and skirts, which should have been the policy applying to all schools, public, private and left-footers.
"Spirit of the blitz. What
made our country great." said the English chap, eyes glued on the television, supporting his English football team. Here in Australia we do likewise with the Anzacs. Gallipoli and nationalism forever type of thing. Human nature. My thinking is if past history
inspires us to a form of pride, then why not all our past? Do we pick and choose? Can we take pride in the Anzac tradition yet say what happened before 1788 had nothing to do with us because we weren't there? A form of logic to suit the mood?
Friday March 24 @ 7.50pm. The Western Bulldogs salivating at the thought of their colourful darlings slaughtering my once mighty magpies. I live in hope, discounting the past six year drought. As with every AFL supporter this time of year, the discipline
of optimism. I'm concerned about our female football and netball teams. My boys are wrapped in cotton wool for the next 8 months, the danger of fraternisation set aside, but not so now, with females in close proximity. Propinquity! One glance can abolish that
built in motivation in favour of the ever powerful hanky panky. Buckley's fine upstanding men to face the ultimate test. We await the first romance?
Greed is good? Rorts extend to all levels of government. We may not like it, but when
presented with an opportunity the path of greed follows, particularly if within the rules of their particular situation. True, there are some amongst us who live by a strict code of doing "the right thing" which is at best comforting, but never enough to rid
us from the stain of the greedy influential lot. The Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the state Labor government have used what appears to be a legal system in using a 'distance' home address while living, renting in their western suburbs electorates, thus qualifying
for this distance allowance, or apparently a system to claim an unearned extra allowance. Legally yes, but morally? We abide the ignorant and the bigoted, but not the greedy. So much for their years of loyalty to the Labor party.
the problems never end there by a long shot, nor can they ever be eliminated. I would think one would have to be naive to think that unions (generally) would not only have substantial slush funds for use at their committee's discretion, but in fact their own
private systems for claiming legal expenses within the framework of their own rules. Historically those running the unions have always had systems in place for their own financial benefits at the expense of members. Those running superannuation funds or sitting
on boards of these funds have "upped the ante" so to speak. Ever thus. And no, not only the unions.
You decide: Victoria Police A/C Rick Nugent was asked if he thought there was a problem with young African Australian kids
committing these crimes. “I think that’s a bit strong. We know that over the last 12 months there have been more Caucasian youth apprehended than African Australian kids so I wouldn’t say that.” Data from the Crime Statistics Agency
on youth offending in Victoria, specifically burglary offending incidents, October 2015 to September 2016: More than 2000 people between the ages of 10 and 17 years old were alleged to have committed such crimes. About 1700 were Australian born. The rest were
born overseas in various countries. And yet 3AW’s Neil Mitchell in criticising the way Victoria Police handled the matter went on to accuse Sudanese and Islander gangs of committing the violence. “We can’t dodge this. There is a racial
element to it. The gangs are organised mostly on racial grounds. Police are too frightened now to stop somebody. They see a carload of kids that happen to be black, but they’re reluctant to stop them. I see no problem with police saying we’ve got
a Sudanese and Islander gang problem.” The media coverage of the “Apex” gang frequently reinforces this racial stereotypes about black African Australians, often alongside an "attack Danny Andrews" piece. Fact or politics?
Doxing, when a person’s private or identifying information is published on the internet (Centrelink) without consent. Beware...George Brandis cannot recall?...Was that Rupert Murdoch on "The Drum?" No, but close. Greg Sheridan... And still they
rot on Manus island...So much for the Fair Work Commission...A female One Nation supporter is well and good, but a male? Told to speak when he's spoken to from birth?...Are there any 'second residence' MP's who do NOT claim that allowance?...Small businesses
crying poor over penalty rates; no mention of black money?...Anti skyrail protesters, Werribee prison protesters. House prices?..."There are two roads to privacy - smallpox and poverty" [John Steinbeck]...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 8am. Friday. 24th February, 2017.
I'm still to be convinced on Billy Boy Shorten as Labor leader, but seriously, the choice is as clear as manifest as the nose on your face - It's Billy
or the bush! [Or Anthony or Tanya]. Maybe consider a closer look at our Prime Minister from the opposite angle? The journalists tell of the old Malcolm, the honest fellow who said what he thought, displaying his principled pragmatism every which way, from
Q&A, to parliament, to easygoing television interviews. [Four Corners 2009: "I will not lead a party that is not as committed to effective action on climate change as I am"]. Came the change, shattering our high hopes, taken prisoner by the hard (centre)
right, seemingly, as a fee for the top job. Thus, the creation of 'change', the hypocrite Malcolm, as it now stands. We have been served up this story the three past years. But...why can't it be seen as the other way around? It's equally reasonable to assume
the old Malcolm was the hypocrite, voicing his opposite thoughts in his journey towards bringing down Lord Tony and the prize of the top job, and now, today, we are in fact witnessing the real Malcolm? Ruling the roost, albeit on shaky foundations. The signs
being who he surrounds himself with, an entourage of lesser lights, yes men, and the seldom seen Julie Bishop. The Australia Day Malcolm, or like nationalistic occasions, Netanyahu, signalling a one day return to the charming, charismatic,
intelligent, self-confident, independent Malcolm. Returning (the following day) to his now everyday persona, with a strong hint of the self-absorbed, compassionless, and seemingly never-ending, boundless appetite...for
power. No? Just a thought.
In Canberra's house of reps sits Lord Tony, less pay but with the perks of an ex PM for life; not a problem. Oodles more time on his hands, with a not exactly hidden agenda of picking shit (no offence, sometimes
the word is appropriate) at Malcolm in the middle, the man who kicked him out, the ta ta man. A picture perfect Tony, glasses low on the nose, eyes front, cagey, the look of the cat with the cream, as he watches Malcolm slowly reach that point where that wicked
chap who replaced him will come out of his bubble worse than Tony ever experienced or dreamed. The punctured bubble boy? A big ta ta with a boot up his bum for good measure. Exultation achieved? As Paul Keating said "I wanna do you slowly". Maybe.
Pauline Hanson, a past master of her version of common sense, has exploited the honest difficulties of thousands of decent striving struggling Australians. In her own way a party to Trump's xenophobia, racism, sexism and intolerance pitched to rally and
rile audiences and social media alike. Pauline's logic creates a climate of censorship and fear more than any real dangers to our way of life, the reality of her right wing thoughts coming to the surface as she gains momentum, namely more power. PS: Sorry
to see Rod Culleton's departure. Rod provided us with good comedy, and common sense on a par excellence with his former leader. It could be worse. In America they have Tomi Lahren. If you've never seen Tomi on television, look away now.
the purpose of the SBS campaign of 'Face up to racism'? It's no big deal to realise racism is a matter of degree the world over, and with Ray Martin at the helm? The problem is not so much racism as religion, in its many forms; has been for the past 5000 years.
What's the difference between strict sharia law, sharia law and islamic law? Who knows exactly? Jacqui (you only see what you want to see) Lambie has her opinions, including refusing to listen to anyone opposing those opinions to the point of downright rudeness.
Thousands of interpretations according to how we all interpret our (or their) various bibles. "Throwing gay men off buildings, enslavement of women and children, early and forced marriage and female genital cutting are not sharia. The fact that some Muslims
do these things, does not make them Islamic, and it most certainly does not make them sharia" [Joumanah El Matrah]. Good enough for me. We all live in glass houses, as evidenced by the allegations into child sexual abuse.
So some tradies
charge $80 an hour? You want the real plunderers? Go see a medical specialist. Two visits at a total time of 25 minutes for a cool $420. My thanks to our health system and the government benefit of $178, but really, medical specialists leave the rest for dead.
[With respect for the wonderful work of our general practitioners].
Full marks to the 175 written objectors who lodged against the plan to build the $1.2 million boat ramp, (the fourth) at Rye. The mystery was the motivation behind the
support of this structure by Nepean ward Councillor Hugh Fraser, our local man? He surely realised the majority of Rye residents were strongly opposed to more jet-skiers. A simple visit to the Rye RSL at 4.30pm (most days), dedicated smoking area, and Cliffie
could have saved him time and effort. Maybe Hugh's thoughts for the sanity of we Rye residents was not an important factor?
Sadly Scotty Morrison, Simon Birmingham and Christian Porter, in connecting funding of the NDIS with welfare cuts
have successfully stamped their attitude to social concern. The highlighting of these glaring errors shines a mirror into the truth of their personalities. [See Howard/Iraq. Kennett/SEC].
Cricket: Shaun Marsh?...Peter Dutton:
Sometimes the name says it all...Congratulations to the many thousands who enjoyed White Night in Melbourne. We here in downtown Rye had a most beautiful wonderful peaceful black night...PM funnyman Malcolm tells us "the cost of living is his focus for 2017"...Womens
football, netball, cricket. I blame Michelle Payne...When you're driving do you have your hand out of the ledge on the open window? Put it back inside; you advertise an idiot at the wheel...Comedy and provocation? Wanker Milo Yiannopoulos..."There is a crack
in everything. That's how the light gets in" [Cohen]....Sorry about the whinging. I'll aim for a lighter touch next week. Promise, but don't bet on it...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 8am. Friday. 17th February, 2017.
Friday comes around quickly when you've got your head in the oven. Inspiration
is the key and it’s up for grabs. Who has the goods to take the floor; vision a necessity? Implementing Ghonski, renewable energy ideas other than coal, indigenous Australians constitutional recognition, highlighting Trump’s failures including
a lack of respect for the USA legal system. Where are you, male or female? Your country needs you! Barry Jones: "There is no significant difference between left and right on refugees, on taxation, on coal, on gambling, on a federal anti-corruption body, a
bill of rights, a republic, on preservation of the ABC and CSIRO, on planning a post-carbon economy, on foreign and defence policy and the surveillance state. Our leaders lack courage and vision, and fail to explain, to win public support on difficult issues.”
Paul Kelly: “Turnbull stands by the same-sex marriage plebiscite, champions coal, ditches the emissions intensity scheme, reopens the section 18C issue and wins Trump on border protection.” Paul Bongiorno: They seem to have no inkling that their
culture wars agenda on “free speech”, banning the burqa, denying climate change and thwarting marriage equality are deeply unpopular." And for comedy, Scotty Morrison: “Can I tell you about the deal that I am concerned about? I’m concerned
about the deal between Labor and the Greens. This is a political deal that goes on election after election”? One gets to the stage of not hearing. Same old same old, dirty tricks on demand (hidden welfare cuts) courtesy of something called the Omnibus
Welfare Bill. Billy Shorten: "The prime minister is taking $2.7 billion from Australian families and yet he proposes giving $7.4 billion to big banks in tax giveaways". I haven't quite reached the stage of watching "Married at first Sight" but I'm
The WA state election March 11th. Lord Tony (in addition to warning the May budget should not raise taxes) says the Liberals should preference One Nation ahead of Labor – but not ahead of the party’s Coalition
partner under any circumstances. Stirring stuff, putting PM Malcolm under more pressure. The libs to preference One Nation ahead of the Nationals in the upper house country regions – in return demanding One Nation preference the Liberals above
Labor in the lower house seats. Either way Pauline is coming, like it or not. And Queensland? Trade minister, Steve Ciobo (Gold Coast seat), "Preferences should be determined on what’s best for the people of Queensland, and what can put us in a position
to govern”. Opting out in anticipation of a bad result? And Victoria? No election here for a spell but Danny Andrews lately governing by a form of popularity (Packer's Crown, prisons, firefighters) fraught with potholes. Bad enough when Matty Guy was
approving all those suspicious building contracts in the previous government; Danny following suit?
AFL females playing football? Allowing for a degree of unconscious bias & cognitive distortions at play it's times like this I'm reminded
of the advantages, the necessity, to keep myself nice. The standard is what? A local under 16's boys competition? Hoping (praying) I'm not insulting the under 16 boys. One can assume it will get bigger and better, and the females will generally be underpaid,
and the AFL will make more millions. As for my once mighty magpies, season 2017? Buckley's well behaved lot more desperate, but likely too late for Bucks. All is forgiven however (temporarily) if my boys can beat the Western Bulldogs at the MCG March 24. Hey!
Our netball team is a shining light? A compromise? I suppose we can look at it as another angle on violence against females? Watched by millions they say; men?
You've gotta laugh. Amanda Vanstone regularly writes up her Liberal agenda
(Howard and Turnbull, even Lord Tony) holding our Gough up as a failure. We all know our past two Prime Minister's achievements, and earlier Little Johnny. Line this up with Gough's: Medibank, superannuation, racial discrimination act, needs-based school funding,
the recognition of China, abolition of conscription, student financial assistance, non-discriminatory immigration rules, community health clinics, aboriginal land rights, paid maternity leave for public servants, lowering voting age to 18. He also finished
a war, and started none. Worth a mention, again. Imagine Gough up against Trump, or Keating.
I suppose it's serious but frankly it's nothing more than human nature. [Channel 7 boss Tim Worner's "deep regret and shame"]. Apparently Ms Amber
Harrison copped $100,000 on a confidentiality agreement, broke it, and has now amassed over $300,000, and counting. Jeffrey Kennett in a strongly worded justification from Seven's p/o/v, but he's on the board at Seven? Fun and games sells newspapers.
I'm sure it goes on in Canberra unabated with bigwigs and all those ambitious young staffing assistants. Oh to be a Senator.
Full marks to PM Mal. Years ago we found a hiding spot in England for Alexander Downer, a man (apparently) into
self love from birth and a leader of the born to rule brigade, our "betters" so to speak. At one stage there he thought of himself as PM material? Who can ever live up to Alexander's superiority? Along pops George Brandis. Voilà. The rabbit out of the
Higher taxes or spending cuts? Both, if they can get away with it. Treasurer Scotty "Savings from the welfare cuts to funding the NDIS"?...A 2 state solution, Palestinians and Israelis? Never. It's in the bible?...True, our Prime
Minister and Donald Trump appear to be on a path to self destruction, but when?...Something vague called 'trickle down' economics, which unsurprisingly, never trickles?...Random fatigue tests on drivers? Give me a break. Whacko's...Australia Posts CEO Ahmed
Fahour has to work for 30 minutes to get what I get fortnightly from Centrelink...It can't be easy living a life knowing you were the one who privatised the SEC...I had my annual visit to Melbourne Monday. World's most liveable? Spent half the day at
traffic lights..."To get rid of depression, I swim with dolphins" [Patti Stanger].....hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday. 10th February, 2017.
Bloody heatwaves. Bills. Come April HBA puts the price up, 4.8%, three times the inflation rate. Thanks Greg Hunt. OK if you're rich, not so if you're a pensioner.
Do I leave after 40 years, at a time when I'm more likely to need it? Why doesn't our government allow half price contributions for those with 25 years service? Yes, I know, no way known. Not whinging, just pointing out an injustice. Cigarettes, beer usage
Cory Bernadi. [Who?] Bernadi. Cory Bernadi. [Who does he play for?] He's a politician. Set up his own party. [Yeah?] The Australian Conservatives. [Yeah? What's his story?] He worries about humans, marriage, mating.
[Mating?] With animals. [What?] Dogs. [Western Bulldogs?] No. Real dogs. [Weird. Where's he from?] South Australia. [Oh, one of Downer's mob. Comprehende. Cool. Shih Tzu.]. Senator Bernadi's exit from the Libs can be interpreted as a plus for PM Malco, but
is it a plus for Perilous Pauline? One is right the other daggy right, both into narcissism. Short term maybe, in the simple hope of cashing in on Trumpism, but long term likely to cancel each other out. Both policies are shallow in real terms. Pauline's moslems,
marriage agreements, 2% tax is talk, no solidity, off the top of her head (or James Ashby's), ideas never to be effected in running a country. As for our unknown Core constituency Cory, just another ambitious right wing Abbott copier, but less so, for now,
subject to change, both politicians being about as effective as Trump's Mexican wall. Said Cory “The level of public disenchantment with the major parties, lack of confidence in our political process and concern about the direction of our nation is very
strong. This is a direct product of the political class being out of touch with the hopes and aspirations of the Australian people.” Fascinating how everyone knows of my hopes and aspirations? The bottom line remains however. The 54-46 latest figures
may well be heathy for Labor, but offset by Bill Shorten's lack of popularity, the ace in the hole for Malco's lot. [We all knew Malcolm would turn nasty when cornered. Well, I did anyway. Jon Faine called it Keatingesque? An insult to Paul, a lack of understanding
by Faine; the subtleties of comedy. Expect more of this attack on Shorten (Dutton, Joyce), cashing in on Billy's low popularity, schoolboy bullies stuff, Mal and Barnaby, sensible questions requiring answers replaced by personal abuse, seconded by the stupidity
of Scotty Morrison's coal stunt. Christian Porter as Malco's replacement?]
With the focus heavily on Donald's doings and Malcolm's in and out inertia we have temporarily set state politics to one side. The notorious Herald-Sun celebrated
PM Malco's new found personality change (of course) but other than the Andrew Bolt piece on suggesting a replacement PM it was all attack Danny Andrews, again, copping it from all angles and the brainwashed majority readers/letter writers. Underage kids
running amok, disregard for the law, urged on by Shadow Premier Matty Guy. Danny's onto a proposal for a more heavy-handed approach to the youth justice system; admittedly overdue. The problem has been here the past 7 years, time to spend a large chunk of
the surplus to upgrade security and hire more bodies. Perhaps bar anyone with a record travelling further south from Frankston? Meantime stick with those level crossings and the Metro Rail Project. Consider upgrading the Peninsula bus service, with a travel
time span Frankston to Rye today equal to the time span in the 1940's. Last Tuesday, page 2 a beautiful picture of our smiling PM sharing a Roald Dahl book with his grandson, followed by a genuine insight/sidelight of Lady Gaga's super bowl performance, including
Mick Molloy, Dave Hughes and Lehmo watching the match on television, at Mick's digs. News? Gold.
Somewhere along the line it's a good idea to decide for yourself how you come at, arrive at, the right decision. Some people, less so nowadays,
come at it by way of their religion, a form of indoctrination, no offence. Others a type of moral compass arrived at by your family life, Mum and Dad's politics, or an Uncle Albert, Auntie Dolly. I spent years questioning older people, always a good listener.
You need to make an effort. Headlines are never enough. You need the whole story, read it. An intriguing aspect of self identification is my theory of a good actor playing an evil character onstage, where it is more likely the actor is playing to real truth,
than the truth of his own offstage character?
It's fair to say funding the arts is not a luxury, nor should it be looked at as discretionary. This state, indeed this Australian government has failed to support the arts for the past
20 years. It's all very well to make the big announcement of bringing the 'Book of Mormons' to Melbourne but we all know that's about money, for the sake of appearance, not arts funding. The playwrights, actors, musicians, poets, in fact all performers, have
a vision, about cultural freedom and political independence, a vital component in building an open and fairer society. The ABC operates in the drama sense almost exclusively, but not quite (Newton's Law) out of Sydney? The ABC, our ABC, is being attacked by
this ruling government, piece by piece. Imagine how we would be without it? Yet we condone it, we allow this cannibalism, before our very eyes. Speak up, before it's too late.
An early start to the year of the Rat, my year, 2020?...PM
Malcolm: "Let me say this to you. Our commitment to multiculturalism and a non-discriminatory immigration system is well known” - And still, men, women and children are left to rot on those islands?...Where are you Foreign Minister Julie Bishop?...Herald-Sun:
TJ from Lara "Before granting bail magistrates/police should check the offender's social media posts for signs of instability" 1984?.....Hard working Australian families? I have no memory of working hard?...Comedy 1: The AFL are seeking ways to reduce umpire
errors. A bit late. Ask GWS and Sydney. Comedy 2: Jobs, jobs, jobs. What jobs? Comedy 3: Three visits to Greece, often an electricity breakdown. NBD, it's Greece. Now it's us?..."And how his audit stands, who knows, save heaven"...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org
A Grain of Salt. Friday 3rd February, 2017.
feel salty right now. A world of potential chaos? A sense (albeit from afar but closing rapidly) of how those many thousands of Germans must have felt during the 1930's with the ever increasing rise of power from Mr Hitler and his supporters. As a kid I was,
of course, brainwashed, Australians being the best fighters in the world and all Germans were ignorant evil crooks. In later years I felt for all those innocent Germans. Registering a sense of concern, underlined perhaps by the daily rubbish served up by upstaging
dipsticks from one morning newspaper and one seemingly weak Australian government. One wonders as to the Sky News influence, including Murdoch's effect on the US election result? A time when the opposition (Labor) should shine, but sadly Billy Shorten’s
popularity is still below PM Malcolm’s despite Malcolm’s dreadful record in the job. Surely those hoodwinked by Malcolm (now clearly visible) can accept the obvious alternative, or are they still suffering from the indoctrination of the John Howard
years, or is the consistent blame game, perfected by Tony Abbott, working? Whichever way they turn, here's hoping it's not Pauline's way, accepting the muslim ban on safety grounds to cover their conscience? Hearing footsteps, hopefully not of the goose variety.
Cock a Doodle Doo, the year of the rooster. Are we the real roosters? Not so long ago I had a basic working knowledge of economics, a diploma or something, but like this computer and the various upgrades it has passed me by, as indeed
has my real sense of democracy, certainly social democracy, and with it a greater sense of insecurity, where the needs and concerns of ordinary Australians are at risk, notwithstanding the majority general ignorance. A feeling of danger from isolationist President
Donald (Joe McCarthy?) Trump's changes in the space of days. Our economic woes, where Australian companies sent more than $100 billion to related parties in the low-tax nation of Singapore and another $15.6 billion to "hubs" in Switzerland. Noises previously
from Tony Abbott and Joe Hockey about the need for multinationals to pay their "fair share" of taxes locally, repeated occasionally by our current leaders, but as expected, hot air. Qantas earned $14.9 billion, GHP $11 billion, Exxon Mobil Australia, $9billion.
Lend Lease Corporation, $7 billion and another five who all paid zero tax. We, the Australian people, surely are entitled to be paid a bonus from the profits of these companies? And then there's the banks. [The double page advertisements in our newspapers
'Australia's leading banks are working together to make banking better']. More likely to offset a banking enquiry? OK, I'm no economist, but it's disgraceful these money making monsters get off free while the rest of us pay up to 49 cents in every dollar earned?
It blasts the Coalition's ongoing claim to be the best money managers out of the water, with the present current debt almost double the deficit taken over from Labor - at $474 billion, almost half a trillion. Then there's the 10 ways to make housing cheaper?
Other than boosting supply they apparently forgot the real way: renting. No doubt the shareholders in these monsters are feeling self satisfied but really, they're used in the same way as Princess Pauline and President Donald's supporters are. The higher echelon
of these monsters run the show, and while we continue to do nothing about it we scrape - for schools, transport, health etc, not to mention my lot - aged care. As for jobs, maybe. At less and less per hour. A massive tax cut for big business and the workers
become humpty dumpty's, in spades. Is there an answer? NO! The benefits of globalisation. Next they'll be saying Collingwood for premiers. I know, it's a great country and we're lucky to live here, but that doesn't mean wearing a blindfold. Moving on...
Barnaby Joyce may well be considered a joke but he's one dangerous joke. His diatribe on 'political correctness gone mad' and suggestion for those not supporting his thinking as 'miserable gutted' and 'crawl under a rock and hide for a little
bit' comes from our Deputy Prime Minister? Our Prime Minister, in his element on Australia Day. 'We are inclusive. We are compassionate, resilient, genuine. A deep commitment to our Australian egalitarian democracy'. Egalitarian? Once upon a time perhaps but
fading, along with the increasing difference between the rich and poor and loss of respect for our institutions. The following day Malcolm reverted to normal blaming Billy Shorten for Trump's cancellation of the TPP deal, which was always a bummer anyway.
'Mr Shorten is the greatest example of Labor gutlessness for generations. It is shameful that Mr Shorten is so weak'. Surprisingly, neither of these cardboard leaders has blamed Labor for Trump's anti abortion laws?
Poor old Scotty. Bereft
of ideas he choofs to London to solve our insoluble housing crisis, returning home with nothing, as expected. To Sydney radio (Ray Hadley) talking up President Donald's banning travel to the US from 7 Muslim-majority countries. “I remember in 2013 and
I was implementing our border protection policy, people threw their hands up – and I said I’m doing what I said I would do in the way I said I’d do it – and guess what, I’m now getting the results I said I’d get,”
If no-one else pats you on the back Scotty, pat yourself. A new Treasurer? Even Immigration Minister Dutton, who gets good conduct badges for rescuing refugees at sea in favour of lifetime imprisonment, leaves sad Scotty in the shade.
Lyon is back on radio SEN after a year away with mental health problems - and his relationship with the former wife of former colleague Billy Brownless. "It has been the most humbling process in my life, because when you get to this stage in your life,
when you lose control of your emotions, it just strips all ego from you, because you are in the hands, or you fall at the feet of, whoever can help you. You have this situation where you can't control your emotional state. It just humbles you". Fair
enough Gazza. Some may say you played up and got caught, but I'll go along with the mental health issue. Welcome back.
Manus/Nauru, bring them to Australia Malcolm, become a hero...Anthony Mundine refuses to stand for the national
anthem; right or wrong it's a terrible song, musically and written, stirring not 10%, an embarrassment...Teachers and nurses; thank God…A fortnight of Stan Grant on 7.30, please no more...President Trump's announcements may not please everyone but they
will surely please ISIS...Dennis Healey on socialism "An obstinate will to erode by inches the conditions which produce avoidable suffering"...Vale the champ, onstage, ever the King, Freddy Parslow, with thanks....hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. Friday 27th January, 2017.
Ken Loach's film "I, Daniel Blake" starring a good
mate of mine (and great stand-up comic) Davey Johns, is a must see movie for an appreciation of the dangers of PM Malcolm's robo style (income reported to tax office as against Centrelink records, taking no special circumstances into account - an actor reporting
a fee for a day's work at $200 and wrongly assuming this to be everyday earnings, and the like) demands via Centrelink. How do you fight an incorrect computer? No blame on Centrelink, 100% blame on PM Malcolm and 100% harassment of Centrelink staff discouraged
from helping people in person, and ordered to tell them to use the website, and the unfortunate recipients of this demand. Have you ever tried to use the myGov website, assuming you have a computer? Guilty without trial, a nightmare. Go Davey. Personally
I'm for impeaching PM Turnbull for allowing his right wing demagogues ( AlanTudge and Christian Porter) to justify this evil.
After (almost) successfully ignoring Donald Trump for a year 'It's Time', with no reference whatsoever to the
great Gough Whitlam. "The pub test" as they call it is surely just another word for "populism" gone wild. His inauguration speech appeared to be a shameful mix of patriotism mixed with the threat of doom for Hilary's supporters and others not of the white
American category, similar perhaps to Hitler's Aryan race theory. Strangely, there's a 'looks' connection between the perfect white male American specimen and Adolph's equivalent. I saw lots of aggression, and a mix of subtle threats. I'm maintaining my 'wait
and see' approach in spite of it, allowing for the power of big business and the political process itself to form some sort of leash, but far from confident. The idea of freezing his business interests, leaving control to his sons and successfully ignoring
the disclosure of his tax returns kicks conflict of interest right out of the MCG. A form of corruption? Not sure, but highly suspicious nevertheless. Sadly people have a near blind tendency to believe whatever their existing prejudices are the world over,
and even if such prejudices are proved wrong, staring them in the face so to speak, maintaining that said belief rather than admit the error can take months, years? Dangerous. Enough said.
The fascination of buying water? It costs $3 a
small bottle at the cafes. Fair enough on a car drive to the Peninsula but at Woolworths they sell them in bucketloads, $7 for 18 bottles. Or at $9 for 12 bottles, superior brand? I've no idea why. I'm a tap man, although I still use the bottle my late wife
left in the car, 2004, for longish drives. Maybe, with those crooks at South East Water sitting up on high in their suits enjoying humungus wages, it might be cheaper than in the tap? Nah.
Various investigations over the past 4 years
have come up with mobile phones posing no potential health risks, no adverse health effects. I'm thinking that risk can be put on an equal footing with that same risk factor claim applied to passive smoking, never proven but consistently announced with a 'we
know best' aplomb. I ask myself - Why do mobile phones keep disappearing?
The Ipsos survey showing wide spread resentment of the rich and powerful, distrust of traditional politics etc. We are close to evenly split on the question of whether
our generation has had a worse life than our parents, with 38% saying worse and 35% saying better. On a personal level I imagine my kids got the cream. In a way if they didn't, I sort of think I failed as a parent, but really, almost always, parents cop it
from their kidlets anyway, particularly after they reach mid twenties, selfish lot that they are, but more likely human nature. GENERALLY, OK? The never ending blame game.
ABC managing director Michelle Guthrie cleaning her cupboard?
The Director of ABC television, Richard Finlayson has resigned joining Mark Scott, Angela Clark and Lynley Marshall. Why Malcolm?
"If people don't accept our culture, our way of life, don't let them in." Tell me Princess Pauline,
what exactly is your idea of 'culture', aside from fish and chips? No disrespect intended.
Musings: Post 26/1. Am I sad? Of course I'm sad, in fact shattered. Another Australia Day over, the departure of our multicultural hordes, the Rye
carnival and those screaming females, the raging motor bikes, the purring jet ski's, the crackers and never forgetting Jason Coleman's world class cabaret with the incredible international cast? Australia Day: A majority mix of a strong, tolerant and creative
community (hopefully), a minority dash of fascism, as in ugly and entrenched, fuelled by patriotism, nationalism, prejudice and dickhead behaviour. So quiet now. A lull. Waiting patiently for their return. Easter can't come quick enough. More importantly,
there's still time to give a shilling to my second home when trouble comes knocking: www.rosebudhospitalsummerappeal.org.au
Will the yanks take our refugees from Manus and Moresby? Not before hell freezes over...Weird world: Imagine, Barnaby
Joyce and Pauline Hansen running against each other as Prime Minister. Anything's possible...Fascinating to watch the ladies at the Blairgowrie cafe, strident, confident, an aura of self importance, unlike the coffee swillers in Rye?...If you choose to think
of something as "totally unacceptable" it's equally efficient using unacceptable...Coming soon - PM Malcolm's solution: Attack the Unions...I tried the organic pumpkin; mush...The ABC's 'Weekly' with Charlie Pickering is "going to be bigger and better than
ever". That's no mountain to climb Charlie; a divot?...The Department of Human Services says the improper leaking of information could result in disciplinary action or constitute a criminal offence, but does not include politicians?...Had I remained in Melbourne
in 2000 I'd be a net worth millionaire by now. Sad sack?...Mary Tyler Moore left us at 80. I get nervous when they leave at 80. I wonder why?..."Conventional economics is a form of brain damage" [David Suzuki]...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 20th January, 2017.
PM Malcolm is on the job, (reform taxpayer-funded expenses) conveniently, being a subject Lord Tony had previously advocated, safe from a far right backlash. A positive policy but just as important is the reform of political donations laws and establishing
a hardline on a federal anti-corruption body? Then again - PM Turnbull's enquiry of Sussan's travel is set aside to set up a body 'Independent of Government' to oversee a revamped system? I was more fascinated with Sussan's one day trip to Perth (with partner,
Cottesloe Beach) and decided to stay another 2 days; claimed expenses for those last 2 days? Bronny's helicopter farce resulted in 36 recommendations, and after almost a year, no results? Like Dutton's transfer of the refugees to the USA. An announcement,
left to dingle dangle, shut up the natives short-term? In the spirit of the television series "Yes Prime Minister", prime viewing for the Coalition? "Hopefully Malcolm Turnbull's independent body to oversee the grey area of pollies expenses will help restore
government funds to better use" said one letter to a newspaper. Let us hope the writer doesn't hold his/her breath.
It's one thing to decide Billy Shorten's on the nose with some voters but when it comes to one or the other how in
the name of Allah/God/Jehovah can they pump for Malcolm? Sure, we have idiots on the nightly news stranded by driving through flood waters, some who even buy beds at the full price, and others who are blinded by Pontius Pauline, but it's not Germany. There's
no Hitler. Well, maybe, but as yet unproven. The latest poll shows Labor leading the Coalition in two-party-preferred terms, as it should, but voter disapproval of Billy Shorten has grown? Have they considered Malcolm's brutal aggression looking for $2bn from
some of Australia’s most vulnerable people, or the morality of the unauthorised $2 billion costs associated with Nauru and Manus Island, or have they been holidaying in Bali, obviously flying Tigerair?
Australia Day thought
- from Robert Burton’s 16th century "Melancholy": "Neighbours, friends; expenses, diseases, frailties and mortalities which happen; wife, children, and such business which deprive us of our time. To see men so empty of all virtuous actions,
to hunt so far after gold, having no end of ambition; to take such infinite pains for a little glory, to make such deep mines into the earth for gold, and many times to find nothing. Some to love dogs, others horses, some to desire to be obeyed, and yet themselves
will know no obedience. Some to love their wives dearly, at first, and after a while to forsake and hate them. When men live in peace, they covet war, detesting quietness, deposing kings, and advancing others in their stead, murdering some men to
beget children of their wives. How many strange humours are in men! When they are poor and needy, they seek riches, and when they have them, they do not enjoy them, but hide them under ground, or else wastefully spend them. There is no truth or justice found
amongst them, for they daily plead one against another, and all this for riches, whereof after death they cannot be possessors. They make great account of many senseless things, esteeming them as a great part of their treasure, statues, pictures, and such
like movables, dear bought, and so cunningly wrought. They commend courage and strength in wars, and let themselves be conquered by lust and avarice; they are, in brief, as disordered in their minds, as in their bodies. No man will mock his own folly, but
that which he sees in a second, and so they justly mock one another.
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and check out your good points. Not your bent nose or age lines, your nice features. Not the men? - yes, even the men. How
about your accomplishments? Ambitions satisfied? Your vulnerability, your arrogance? Your bad mistakes in life; we all have them? When did you last make a fool of yourself? Do you block it out? What do you think others think of you, allowing for them not knowing
the full story? These and other thoughts can pop up when Jon Faine is away on holidays. Whenever he returns it makes me realise how much of a vacuum we are left with without him. Arrogant yes, at times, sometimes of necessity, but New Zealand born aside he's
our living treasure. True, on Thursdays one has to suffer Debi Enker, who apparently loves every show on television, but leaving that (also) aside...his show is gold. [PS: I never thought I'd say this but after a week of watching the angry one - Stan Grant,
7.30 - I'm starting to miss Leigh Sales?].
The narrow minded half witted bigots, protesting against a billboard? Morality?...What's Danny Andrews up to? Easy, read the unbiassed notorious Herald-Sun...Whether or not you get the pension,
or you're entitled to it by law, paying taxes all your working life is not part of the equation...Peter Dutton "they need to adapt to Australian values". So does Pickled Peter!...Politicians and parental aggression. Who'd be a teacher?...Sports Minister Greg
Hunt (Best Minister in the World Award) yet another chance to shine; 3rd time lucky?...Chelsea Manning: ABC News: Whistleblower. 9 News: Convicted traitor?...Research (my favourite word) at Australian University suggests looking after your grandchildren can
add 5 years to your life; twaddle...PM Malcolm "There is a big cultural change on the way. I'm going to shake things up" - Culture Mal?... Bees and wasps are as deadly as snakes. And the burqa?...I see nothing wrong with under quoting. If you're buying you
don't have to be Einstein to get an idea of the price range...Aussie cricket captain Steve Smith is a champion cricketer. As an after the game commentator he is valium material...What's Pontius Pauline's thinking on Eritreans, Ethiopians, Sudanese and Somalis?...No
invite to the Portsea polo match. I ask myself, if not why not?...My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend, yet...God bless Australia, and my girlfriend...Rye's multicultural invasion departs in 9 days - adieu...hooroo...email@example.com
A Grain of Salt. 13th January, 2017.
Politicians exploiting their travel entitlements
for personal gain. Medical specialist and their overseas junkets? Et al. A willingness towards dishonesty for money or personal gain? What's the advantage of being corrupt? Is it the crayfish, adrenaline, human nature or simply dishonest gains? Fifty years,
Auditor-Generals Office, Attorney-General's, TAB, Unions, even theatre companies. A long list, most smallish fry, but corrupt nevertheless. Do they trust anybody? Do they go to the beach? Do they watch the swimmers, the volleyball, the runners, full of confidence
and vitality? Maybe they imagine they're part of them? The "everybody does it" justification? On the other hand, assuming Sussan Ley's reason and entitlements for her Gold Coast visit are above board I see nothing wrong with her buying the Gold Coast apartment
in her spare time. “No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.” [Kurt Vonnegut].
Dutton arises from his foxhole to welcome in 2017 – a proposal to tighten up Australia's citizenship test to crack down on would-be terrorists; "Australian values" apparently. Egalitarianism? The brown hound bounded round the brown house? Speaking
and pronouncing proper English, like our Peerless Pauline who said "If you can't communicate how can you expect anyone to assimilate into our society?" On our ABC a documentary "Stop Laughing this is Serious" narrated by Eric Bana featuring our (so called)
world class comedians, with nary a mention of Peter or Pauline?
Another Golden Globes run and won with the talented Meryl Streep's speech the highlight among many lowlights. The usual suspects. I couldn't help thinking, for every performer
come artist in the audience there are 1000 or more others who spend most of their lives desperately trying to be a part of it, and almost always without a ghost of a chance, including thousands of Australian hopefuls hanging around over there waiting for their
big break. Sad for mine. Fame is a mirage.
Angela Merkel "Germany and America are tied by values of democracy, freedom and respect for the law and human dignity, independent of origin, skin colour, religion, gender, sexual orientation
or political views." No doubt hoping Donald Trump's election rhetoric (xenophobia, racism and sexism pitched to rile social media) was a flash in the pan on the road to victory. "We owe him an open mind and a chance to lead" said Clinton. Fine words considering
the mocking disrespect he gave her. Time will tell of course, with, as always, the emphasis on social equality (or inequalities) and his ability to regenerate employment.
I spent the first 60 years of my time on earth never having heard
of the word organic. You can imagine my relief when I discovered the benefits of this "thing" which was apparently part of much of the food I was eating. "The word organic refers to the way farmers grow and process agricultural products, such as fruits, vegetables,
grains, dairy products and meat. Organic farming practices are designed to encourage soil and water conservation and reduce pollution". I feel better now? No mention of beer or cigarettes.
I live alongside 6 two bedroom units which was
up for sale for some 2 years, eventually sold for holiday rentals. I often wondered if it could become a brothel. With VCAT approving another brothel in Cairnish Road, Oakleigh South, the 9th in Melbourne's East, Mr Phan, the owner said "I want to show there
is no demon side to the brothel business and demonstrate to my neighbours I'm a good corporate citizen." Allowed up to 10 sex workers at any one time. I can imagine this stirring up the stove in downtown Rye. Chumminess. Togetherness. I could teach them about
the brown hound? Pickled peppers, Red leather, yellow leather?
Ryan Buckhurst's video (pleading for council and community action) on "Make Rye Great Again" gaining Facebook popularity. “Our foreshore is a wasteland for 11 months
of the year to support the population growth for one month". Too true. Rye has always had the potential, but all I've seen is a Council making money (the dreaded carnival and campers) focussing on January, otherwise forgetting we exist. I spotted a parking
inspector once. Mornington Peninsula Shire Council considers a bold streetscape masterplan for Rye recommending reinvigorating the commercial centre by removing two lanes of traffic, cutting the speed limit and building a main pedestrian crossing linking Napier
St Plaza to the pier. Council strategy manager David Smith said a township plan was being prepared to “reinvigorate, protect and enhance this iconic coastal town”. Mr Smith is starting to sound like Peter Dutton.
to remember the singer from the movie about Jane Froman singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" but It's not forthcoming. You relax, thereby instructing your brain (assuming you have one) to get back to you when it suits. Result - ping - Susan Hayward. True,
there's google, but that's lazy. The message is clear: Do not unnecessarily stress your brain. As an emotional organ it can quickly turn nasty. Treasure it. This same relaxation procedure may be equally effective with constipation, probably offsetting the
possibility of a stroke?
Former PM Stanley Bruce: "May those who enter this open door govern with justice, reason and equal favour to all. May they do so with humility and without self-interest. May they think and act nationally.
May they speak with the voice of those that sent them here – the voice of the people."
Manus and Nauru Billy Shorten. A disgrace. Time to get off your backside, fish to fry...We say farewell to Former One Nation senator Rodney Culleton,
a dag if ever there was one..."Too much sugar affects longevity, according to research". What research?...Celebrate Australia Day on March 22nd?...The Port Phillip Bay sharks don't visit Rye...Privatise the profits and socialise the losses; a way of life.
Get over it..."After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box" [Italian proverb]...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 7th January, 2017.
Here in Downtown jet ski Rye it's the week of hell, the action attraction of our multicultural hordes, for reasons only known to themselves. I keep
my head down, Woolworths at dawn, hibernate until 5pm, two quick pots at the RSL, home till bedtime. Alas, a long held dental appointment McCrae 11.15am. He came out of a side street, crossed the lane to Rye into the centre - assumed he would wait for me to
clear. Mistake, never assume, straight in. Slapped on the brake and honked long and hard. A monster Toyota. Turning right at the traffic lights, forced to pull up alongside. Chopper bloody Read's twin brother. NFA.
No point cutting
off your nose to spite your face. This appears to be happening in politics right now, potentially the world over. Many letters, "I have lost my part pension. Had I known this I wouldn't have voted for PM Malcolm in 2016. Pauline is looking more attractive".
Truly, some people may have a $5 million house and cash to qualify for the pension, others to have a $300,000 house and cash to lose a part pension but in the scheme of things it's small change. Apparently a saving of over $2 billion bickies - more to the
point what to do with those bickies; tax cuts for the wealthy? Also true is the consistency of this sneaky government bringing in these and other cuts at a time where our attention is not focussed, and as always ignoring the real stuff, capital gains, negative
gearing and superannuation concessions, however, the idea of switching to Pauline is nothing short of useless. We should vote Malcolm ta ta's because he's done nothing and we offer the other crowd the baton to stir up the stove. A 3 year trial. It's either
one or the other because the dross (Pauline et al) are incapable of governing and have only the one result, to fracture the idea of democracy in return for power. Some may say it sends our government a message. Grow up! The only message they're likely to receive
is being told to step aside, come 2018. Let's wait and see? The boogeyman may well be sitting in the car parked out front, but time to worry if he/she alights...and opens our front gate.
Another misguided idea springing forth (entrenched
Coalition voters?) is the suggestion these 'do-gooders' are "leftists", as in anybody who disagrees with their thinking. For sure, those self righteous political correctness types are a right pain in the backside. As I've said previously they hijacked my suburb,
Northcote. My loving misguided youth, not to mention North Fitzroy, where they even reversed the name? Greens maybe, Liberty Alliance, Family First, NXT? Do Gooders United, but never leftists.
Watching Bill Collins doing an old interview
with the lovely Debbie Reynolds who died the day before, prior to the showing of "Singin' in the Rain" on foxtel. Bill's a nice bloke albeit leaning towards boredom, Debbie streets ahead. Did you like Gene Kelly? I remember him in "For Me and My Gal" doing
the title song in the cafe with Judy Garland. Loved it. Gene was a rat in that film, deliberately broke his hand to escape the war. He came good at the finish and love found a way with darling Judy but he didn't convince me of his character change anymore
than his love for Debbie Reynolds. Good dancer, very much a yawn actor. The same in this musical. Thank goodness for Jean Hagen, Debbie, Donald.
After 8 years, like Maxwell Smart I was 'that close' to cleaning out my wardrobe.
I have 4 jumpers with holes in both sleeves, shirts 25 years old, jackets etc. I had everything out on the floor in a huge bundle, including two unused tubes of Titan Gel. My mistake? I left them there for a day. Had a change of mind on one or two items overnight
and perhaps one tube of gel for insurance. By then it was too late. Everything is best chucked on the same day, to the tip or the op shop. An energy burst requires immediate action. Maybe next week. Maybe February after the multicultural hordes have piddled
off back to Melbourne. Maybe 2018, if I make it.
29 year old Stacey Tierney found dead at the Dream Gentlemen's Club? Should this be on my bucket list, assuming I have one? Apparently they're always on the lookout for staff at this DGC.
Amazing. 80 years old and I'm still learning. It simply never occurred to me these types of clubs existed. I knew about wine bars, and brothels of course. I would see them at the traffic lights, waiting to turn into Hoddle Street, exiting the MCG. Parking
around the back? No. Too tricky a manoeuvre. Seaford? Too late. www.dreamsclub.com.au Interesting.
Social Services Minister, the aptly named Christian (Porter): "You can go online very simply and sort that out. Of the automated compliance
system only 276 complaints had been received". The other 50,000 still on the line, holding? Suggest watching the Ken Loach film "I, Daniel Blake" to pass the time? Reality check. [The debt recovery malfunction? The abandonment of the presumption of innocence?
ABC on big bash cricket "How can you not love it?" Easy mate, easy...Dire predictions of a property crash. Bugger. There goes another $400 from the value of my unit...People testing their urine to ensure their
ketosis level; body breaking down fat; comedic dieticians?...Excited about January 25th? Who will be Australian of the Year? Political poppycock!...Matthew 5-7: "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed
adultery with her in his heart". Please ladies, have a care, no bikinis in Woolworths during January...Graffiti on those Portsea beach boxes! Would Rye or Rosebud have made the Channel 9 News?...Never stop learning. Never stop reading. [Anson Cameron's father]...hooroo...email@example.com
A Grain of Salt. 31st December, 2016.
First the clean-up from
2016, the key word being 'Bland'. No tax reform as promised, a double dissolution for unknown reasons allowing Peerless Pauline back into the fold, the mediscare hypocritical nonsense, jobs and growth mirage, Bernadi, Christenson, Lord Tony and same sex marriage,
climate change and Peter (Christmas) Dutton's refugees in detention. [Asylum seekers and refugees on Manus and Nauru into their fourth year, despite the increase in teachers and psychiatrists speaking of their experiences]. Never forgetting Billy Boy's supposed
opposition to what he decides is suitable to oppose without risk to his popularity. What was Malcolm's favourite word? Innovation! Hail a year of nothingness.
The soldiers, our soldiers, looked so happy, healthy, in their Christmas Day
messages on television, spick and span, beaming. I didn't catch where they were. Last I heard we were fighting with/for the rebels, or Syria, but definitely not ISIS. No doubt those soldiers would have a clearer picture. Maybe in Iraq, Afghanistan? Helping
restore democracy, looking forward to yet another flying drop-in by Malcolm or Billy? I wondered what our boys (and some girls) were really thinking, everyday thinking as to why they were there, the good they were doing, their love of the uniform, the people
they were apparently helping, their thoughts about PTSD. More pictures on television New Years Eve? Maybe shots of Wilson security staff on Nauru? Be nice to see a beaming politician paying Nauru or Manus a flying stopover? I've been watching these wars for
80 years and the only one I was certain of us having a reason for being was World War 2. On the other hand I'm probably a bunny in a field of foxes. Just saying.
That space between Christmas and New Year; losing track of what day
it is, and the heat. Theatre directors: My ageing mind drifted back. 1978 or thereabouts. 'Blood Brother' by Ian Nash. 30 minutes before the doors opened on opening night. Actors to play out, improvise, a scene from when they were 5 years old. They did. I
refused. Enjoyed the peace and 2 cigarettes. Mid 80's, 'The Marriage of Bette and Boo' - actors given separate pieces of paper with various squiggles to interpret. Some 6 or more actors writhing on the rehearsal floor for 15 minutes. The director asked why
not I? I'm not a squiggle. Stepped out for a smoko. I have more, but settle on two. To each his/her own. Was it me? Magistrates: Years ago I worked for a living; beer money mainly. In a train, listening to a known magistrate explaining to a friend along the
lines of summarising each case during the train ride. Later that morning I was in that magistrate's court on a work matter. The 5'4 70 year old was up on an assault charge against a 6'4 30ish burly policeman. The old man's justification was ignored in favour
of the damage done to Mr Burly, basically bad language. He copped 6 months.
Most people are in such a hurry to voice their opinions they forget to listen. Listening can be, often is, good value. There's half a chance you might learn
something. On a good day it may well be an epiphany. Up to a point you can pick and choose. Alternatively, you could listen to Pauline Hanson until kingdom come but unless you're a far right or far left fascist you'll be none the wiser. Many of my thoughts
come from listening; at a conservative guess 5000 conversations at my local RSL. Everyday people, some normal, some close to normal; the measure being my normality obviously. Gossip of course (keep mum, never repeat) politics (better than the Herald-Sun, but
that's saying nothing) history (rare but every so often the odd little gem) medical (sympathy required) behavioural traits (always a favourite) and AFL football, where most of us are sucked in with their nonsense. It doesn't mean I'll form an opinion based
on information received. It's possible, but unlikely. One of the dangers of listening is believing. Assuming. By all means take it on board as someone's thoughts, but no more than that. Assuming something to be fact because someone told you is fraught with
potholes. It doesn't mean they're lying anymore than you are. It means simply an exchange of conversation, nothing proven. Remember the dingo?
Community legal centres have their funding cut by 30%; one of a number of subtle cuts to areas
where money is desperately needed. Then there's Centrelink under a new government directive [tougher compliance for welfare recipients, including 10% recovery fees] sending out bills, monies owing, based on vague documentation. This can be a nightmare where
you're guilty until you prove otherwise with the added pain of your pension stopped until you explain yourself. Years back I received one of those death threat letters, telling me I owed $4000. I proved otherwise after a month but only because I kept detailed
records. They sent a letter, not apologising, saying 'no further action'? God help those innocents who don't keep records.
From Prince Paul (Keating) on Australia, after Trump’s victory. “We’ve had a 50 per cent increase
in real incomes in the last 20 years; median America has had zero. Zero. We’ve had universal health protection – from the cradle to the grave. We have a retirement income system, with superannuation. We have high participation rates in schools.
We don’t shoot our children in schools, and if they were to be shot, we’d take the guns off the people who shot them. The Americans do not do this. This is a better society than the United States.”
"We are here on earth
to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea." [WH Auden]...If the descendants of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob – the Jews, really believe in their right to it's biblical heartland, why are many of them living in our Aboriginal heartland?...Common
sense, compassion and never assume. Maintain your hope 2017, may it be a happy year...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 24th December, 2016.
The half yearly budget and the ratings agencies nonsense? Triple A, double A. Who cares? It's a budget. A guess. A fairytale. Evidence? None of them got the GFC right. Wasn't
that enough? Fronted by our two favourite yappers, Morrison and Mathias, long winded answers amounting to fresh air and blame. Four years in government and still all Labor's fault. More important is the significance of Canberra allocating Victoria a paltry
7.7 % of the national infrastructure budget. Someone tell Peter Dutton to keep those 12,000 fantasy Syrian refugees away from Victoria as we wont have any work for them, not to mention our offshore/onshore detention centres for innocent refugees. Think about
this come the next election, always assuming you can think, and on that point after daily readings of the 'Your Say' columns in the notorious Herald-Sun, I'm extremely doubtful. Corporate tax cuts, assuming they get them through, will cause a surge in growth
to the economy? At best a rumour, and how to offset the costs? Pensioners, welfare cheats, tobacco taxes? Those pensioners who lose out can thank Greens leader Richard Di Natale for voting with Malcolm. Peter Martin/Age, says it better. "There's a lot the
government could do if was minded to. It could abandon or postpone its largely-unfunded company tax cuts, saving $2.7 billion over the forward estimates, and eventually $8.2 billion per year, it could slash the capital gains tax discount, saving $5.4 billion,
it could end negative gearing on newly-purchased assets, saving $2.6 billion, which would grow to something much bigger. They are the type of things the ratings agencies expect from governments just re-elected." Spot on. We look forward to the 2017 May budget
for repeat fantasy, assuming this mob are still there with George Christensen and Bernardi on their tails. Remember Orson Welles in the 1941 movie Citizen Kane supposedly based on newspaper magnate Randolph Hearst (“People will think what I
tell them to think”). Too true.
With the conservative vote in Australia seemingly up for grabs re Bernadi, Hanson etc I'm more interested in Billy. Shorten has done well as the leader of the Labor Party, as well as he could
I expect. True, he's a cut above PM Malcolm as a politician but is it enough? Historically he was part of the get Kevvy Rudd dumping group, perhaps the main perpetrator, and Kevvy was intellectually a cut above Billy. Then of course Billy replaced Dame Julia,
proving his ability as an infighter. He knows the game well, and when he's relaxed he can be worth listening to, but the reality is he hasn't quite got the necessary communication skills. He should be given credit for doing a fine job, albeit his part in the
Rudd fiasco, but as a leader the Labor Party needs more. Being better at the game than the present Coalition lot is well and good, and in most circumstances a plus, but right now a drover's dog would do well, and with the talent of those behind Billy in Labor's
ranks it's wrong to waste them. Time to thank Billy for his efforts and replace him with any one of the three outstanding others.
Oh to be a cricketer; male that is. A $900,000 contract plus a share of the revenue and looking for more.
Females get $65,000 and no revenue share. Perhaps the males could give up 20% of their revenue share as a gift to the ladies? Or does greed rule, as ever? Not that I'm fond of watching female cricketers, but in this situation surely a case of fairs fair?
Inadequate funding to protect abused women and children is a sad reality. If you're out and about on the Peninsula you can't miss it. The arrogance of the male, the assumption of superior intelligence coupled with a God given right in the
decision making process including how to bring up 'the kids'. My observations, without any research, and hopefully no disrespect, is that it appears to be more prevalent amongst some of our tradies. Coming from 40 years of marriage equality I've found it a
fascinating, yet ugly problem. I've seen the odd one or two escape from it, others to accept the impossibility of change, particularly with children, making their lot liveable as best they could. It's a small number, but nevertheless seemingly insoluble, for
them. If there was government help, a form of escape, would this small number increase? I've only been living down here the past 17 years, living in employment and wages equality in Melbourne the previous 40 years, so from my perspective it sticks out like
a sore thumb. A sad, traditional, reality?
Why are blowflies so noisy? Who cares? Probably next to nobody but I wonder why they advertise their presence resulting in the certainty of an early death? One would think they
would learn from their smaller brothers, who can quietly stay hidden inside the house for days, weeks even. Maybe the smaller flies are females?
"Why do we need driverless cars?" Because it's 'progress' stupid one. "Progress?" Yes, wake
up to yourself you bunny! "Hmm. Apparently I'm a duffer, again. I'll take that on board. Is owning two or more properties progress?" Yes, you old fart. It's called improving yourself. "What's wrong with being satisfied for what you have? Why does the word
progress automatically assume it's a good thing?" Go back to sleep.
According to the ABS our incomes here on the Peninsula are below the national average. There's talk of cutting out cash. A cashless society; the horror. The Mornington
Peninsula would grind to a halt, eventually. A “cash only” economy, in many cases of necessity, is a way of life down here. I'd be forced to cut out smoking!
Best television 2016 - 'Midnight Sun', 'The Night Of' and 'The Bridge'...Desmond
Tutu: "When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land"...Merry Christmas...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 17th December, 2016.
December 1st arrives and it's Christmas songs.
'And So This is Christmas' John Lennon. Preferred Ricky May. My brain goes walkabout, saddened up to a point until after Auld Lang Syne. Maybe for the better. A cleansing experience entering yet another year; hope sort of thing, leaving aside dishonest politics,
let alone world matters. Syria? Weren't we talking of taking refugees, thousands, or just another Dutton false truth? Whatever, where is Labor, or don't they care either? Probably not. Waiting on yankee Big Daddy, like they do with Julian Assange. Gutless.
If this isn't a humanitarian crisis what is? Kids dental care cuts; sneaky. A new tablet for free? More headaches. Depression, risking physical and mental health? No. I survived 37 zaps of radio therapy 10 years ago and obviously with it the greatest loss
of life's second greatest pleasure after crayfish, and yet these silly songs get me every year? It's not as if I play the pokies. No. I'm outside, hidden away in the RSL dedicated smoking area, caught, with background Chrissy songs, an outcast, no covering
for rain because we don't deserve it. I'd gladly smash the speakers but alas, they have cameras, and anyway I might get sectioned. Bastards! Merry Christmas.
Lowlights 2016: Philip (children overboard) Ruddock as our special humanitarian
envoy?... The split between Gary Lyon and Billy Brownless...350 jobs being axed from the CSIRO... Peter Costello as the new chairman of Channel 9...Andrew Bolt on the smearing of Peta Credlin as a hysterical control freak who probably slept with Tony Abbott?...Peter
Dutton "the opposition's negative gearing plans will cause the economy to come to a shuddering halt and the sharemarket to crash"...Billy Brownless: "You don't touch a man's wallet, you don't touch a man's wife"...Australian Tax Office documents: 55 people
had reported annual income of more than $1 million but paid no tax after legal deductions...Nathan Buckley "We only had 2 players we thought brought the necessary effort and attitude"...Quality time?...Michaelia Cash's "realities" and "actually's"...Wellbeing
consultant Dr Jodi Richardson on promising research about hot springs bathing, or balneotherapy?...Labor MP David Feeney's $2.3 million negatively geared property to match Peter Dutton's five negatively geared properties...Minister for the Environment Greg
Hunt, "getting results"?..."If something doesn't add up call the national security hotline"?...PM: "What the treasurer and I have set out will increase the transparency and accountability of the banks" PM Census: “The Australian Signals Directorate
are the finest, most professional organisation of their kind anywhere in the world. They are extraordinary. They are the experts of the experts.”?...Finally, the notorious Herald-Sun, Murdoch media and obviously Neil Mitchell.
Highlights 2016: My computer behaves, the huntsman stays out of sight and Robert Galbraith's Cormoran Strike three murder mysteries.
I follow Collingwood, hated by followers of 17 other teams. The AFL design the fixture for their
own benefit, never Collingwood's. Other supporters cry fowl, no surprise. We're used to it as we're used to the AFL using Collingwood's supporter popularity. This year the Western Bulldogs last 2 games free kicks count (their way) was 22/13 against GWS, and
20/8 in the GF against Sydney. Had Collingwood received those statistics there would have been uproar, a 'football' world war, Caroline Wilson and Mark Robinson spewing . We don’t control what happens to us; we control how we respond. Where then do I
look for good and evil? Not to uncontrollable externals, but within myself to the choices that are my own. When it feels like people are ruder and more selfish than ever, Marcus Aurelius urged us to ask when we ourselves have behaved the same way – and
says the best revenge is simply “to not be like that”. No problem Marcus. Bloody AFL.
Craig Minogue, in company with Stan Taylor and Peter Reed, planted a bomb that killed a police officer. The desire to keep him locked up
forever sends the message: "A policeman's life is worth more than an ordinary citizen's life”. Why?
Reading about the slaughter during World War 1, November 2016, the Western Front, Pozieres. Both sides. Ghosts. I'm not big
on the ghosts scenario but it brought to mind a happening when I was doing a play at Pentridge long after the inmates had departed for other prisons, or hopefully freedom. I went for a walk an hour before, an upstairs dormitory style room, huge, bare. B Division,
not sure. Just looking. It was sort of like a gust of wind, but there was no wind. A sharp shiver. A presence, and a need to escape, quickly? Weird stuff. Never forgotten. Is there an answer, waiting, for me?
A full faced veil?
NSW district court judge Justice Audrey Valla: "Facial expressions are a key tool used by the court in assessing the truthfulness of a witness's testimony". The question of the veil doesn't interest me, whereas assessing the 'truth' from a face does? Kids
learn to lie early into their teens. If you believe them maybe that's what they want you to believe? Be interesting on 'Judge Judy'. A lady with a veil up against a Nun? I'd be in trouble in a court case. My parent's didn't beat me as a kid.
Withdraw the $100 note? Greedy fools...Danny's "Caring Dads" nonsense...Australia Day: Patriotism yes, nationalism no...A classic boy and his dog tale. Red dog true blue. Maybe so, but with Bryan Brown in it I'll pass...Sam Mitchell the fairest? Best forgotten...99.95
ATAR - why not 100%?...Australia: world cricket champions?...Stay clear of the beach at Rye come January. There's a reason why all those people keep popping in and out the water...Farewell to the ABC's Caroline Jones; a lady...We are what we pretend to be,
so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. [Kurt Vonnegut]. Happy Christmas, happy 2017...Back January 7th. Keep yourselves nice...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 10th December, 2016.
It's the quiet before the storm down south in Rye Land; the tsunami approaching. The schoolies have departed,
bless the messy little monsters, and the multicultural hordes are up there in suburbia home invasions land, Melbourne, preparing, to invade, us. Christmas looms and Medicare Malcolm's still there. One wonders why the far right don't replace him, likely they
have no-one capable, as in popularity-wise, and better results by keeping Malcolm on a firm leash. Treasurer Scotty, sadly, predictably, suggesting lower taxes for business as the answer, aka the rich get richer. Scotty's not the brightest star on the political
planet but in his defence he too is severely hampered by right wing ideologues. Negative gearing, capital gains and other obvious avenues a no go; hogtied. Oh for the days of Keating and Costello; class, action, ideas, intelligence. A long gone memory.
The difference between Danny's state government and Malcolm's federal sticks out like a sore thumb. Danny's full steam ahead, getting things done despite the hammering from the notorious Herald-Sun, 3AW, Channel 9 and Matthew Guy's mousy interjections.
Malcolm does next to nothing and spends most (if not all) of his time blaming Billy Shorten's Labor. Labor is not in power Malcolm! Don't think, do! Your mob will not thank you for following orders. For goodness sake take a leaf from Danny. Resenting the opposition
simply fails to paint the picture. Jobs and growth is hot air. And To refuse to consider an emissions intensity scheme for the electricity sector? Pragmatism, or courage? Have a go PM, before you go.
Trump’s white men distortion
apparently appealed to a massive majority of semi educated prancing white males, and white women who tolerate this nonsense because they don’t see it for what it is; ignoring it in a ‘team’ mentality. They feel better now? By referencing
the ‘elites’ it brings out a ‘get them’ streak, something which PM Malcolm has latched onto recognising (perhaps) a similar attitude in the One Nation supporters. Andrew bolt, in a play on Malcolm's reverse psychology, calls socialists
the 'totalitarian left'? The big risk is the increased strength of the far right and more importantly their ignorance of the real dangers in ignoring global warming. One can’t help wondering if those supporters (America and Australia) extend this arrogance,
resentment, to educated females and LGBTI people?
ABC MD Michelle Guthrie: “One of the opportunities for us is to look at what level of resource should be available for the entire organisation. Our resource allocation is very
much around individual product rather than around the infrastructure layer capability that is common across those products. I am confident that the ABC has the people and the expertise to deliver on the very important objectives we have set under our 2020
strategic work. It is important that we open ourselves to fresh ideas and innovative approaches from a wide range of sources". This is all a lot of nonsense of course. Fine words in the PM's style to hide the real focus, as in dumbing down our ABC. A 3AW devotee?
Ozland, The Munchkins? Australian Academy of Cinema and Theatre Arts Awards. Eva Orner, director of detention centre exposé 'Chasing Asylum', which won best documentary feature, delivered a politically-charged speech calling on the
Australian federal government to abolish its legislation punishing whistleblowers reporting on detention centres. This was sadly the highlight of yet another self congratulatory, psuedo, glamorous night (Channel 7, 7/12) celebrating (?) one very ordinary year
for Australian films. Take away 'Hacksaw Ridge' and what was left? Girl Asleep, The Daughter and Goldstone? Non events in box office figures and the winner isn't so hot as yet either. The television awards improved the situation up to a point. Wentworth was
well deserved for drama, but Samuel Johnson (lead actor) in 'Molly' (Richard Roxburgh in Rake, or Ashley Zukerman in The Code?) and Elizabeth Debicki for The Kettering Incident (surely Danielle Cormak in Wentworth?) left me scratching my head. The presenters
were tedious, moreso when they attempted comedy. Stranger still was Kenny star Shane Jacobson doing an unfunny comedy spot? MY best show of 2016 - Barrie Cassidy's Insiders, by a country mile. And 'Eggheads'.
A 2016 survey
of social cohesion identified four popular issues of long standing that are getting nowhere in Australian politics: Prescription of medical marijuana to treat painful medical conditions; 83% support. Reduced reliance on coal for electricity generation; 60%
support. Marriage equality for same sex couples; 66% support. Medically approved euthanasia for people suffering terminal illness; 80% support. I'm for Danny's euthanasia push, as a comfort (at 80) more than anything else. My experience is that most sufferers
fight for life to the very last, no matter the pain. A fine idea for peace of mind, but beware the watering down effect after (if?) it becomes law, from greedy relatives et al.
Most people don’t look, they scan; they therefore don’t
see. They go to exhibitions to have been there - to 'think' they’re being nourished. How long do they look? Not long. There’s nothing to look at - a superficial impression of an image. There may well be an interest in the price? Good painting as
an art form is tied in with impulses, private satisfaction and ideas. The practice of painting for a wall and what would work in this space is ridiculous.
Hears hoping Peter Dutton is enjoying his holiday break, but knowing
Peter he's hard at work on the transfer deal with the yanks for his detention centre immigrants ...Privatisation means shareholders, and higher prices for us...Is it too much to ask for people to accept their appearance as an affirmation of self?...Can't wait
for 2020; cheerleading is now an olympic sport...Retrospective legislation is evil...The future, as in no checkouts or cash in our supermarkets of the future, is not something to celebrate...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
how it goes
Everybody knows. [Leonard Cohen]
A Grain of Salt. 3rd December, 2016.
Gene Kelly and Judy Garland 'For Me And My Gal' from the 1942 movie, followed by 'Ballin The Jack'. YouTube. Eight minutes. The amazing talent of Judy on the piano playing a new song written by Gene, the character, without looking at the piano or the lyrics?
Your own private celebration, heralding parliament has gone walkabout 2016.
The party is over. Thank the Lord. I thought they'd never leave. Let's be honest, they're not the brightest thinkers in our world. They have the cheek to
raise the intellectual entry for our teachers? There's some bright sparks, true, but by and large a clear majority of dummies. PM Medicare Malcolm “We are getting on with our job of delivering on the promises we made to the Australian people, right across
the board, whether it is national security, economic reform, industrial reform or the backpackers tax, we’re getting the job done.” Give them credit for cunning. Treasurer Scotty beating his chest over superannuation changes well aware had Labor
not started it they would have done nothing. Ditto contradictory nonsense "the 15%, which is reasonable, which is fair" in a backdown from the 19%, in which he said Labor can 'go jump'. The Greens, originally at 0%, sucking up at 15%. All about pride, never
forgetting the Adler shotguns, Malcolm Fraser's Lebanese grandkids, lifetime visa bans, 18C, Senator Brandis righteous indignation (as he saw it) and so on. Finally the ABCC (anti CFMEU) bill. If you thought Nick Xenophon was going to vote against the
bill then you would believe anything. Again, credit for cunning. He and Derryn went to a lot of trouble in terms of 'looking concerned'. As for Pauline, never in doubt; her vote for sale, to Medicare Malcolm only. So much for the cross benchers reservations.
Pauline: "Rod said he's a farmer. No. He is a farmer of a different sector, he does not have backpackers. Derryn Hinch, what's his connection with it? Have they ever really gone out to speak to the farmers? I was so angry they would not agree with the government."
Our lateral Pauline said she looked at legislation based on MERIT, and criticised the "bloody-mindedness" of Hinch, Culleton and Lambie? A national well worn treasure? In all, pragmatism gone wild.
Years ago as a public servant we used
the re-submit system to good effect. A problem file? Begone. Re-submit the bastard for a month, two months, three. Problem solved, temporarily. The process to have legitimate refugees re-housed in the United States? Peter Dutton, a master of the re-submit
We can watch television now devoid of politics. My message for the week, as in not wasting time and effort regretting past mistakes or what might have been? Pause your television. Find pleasure in reminiscing, past good times,
mini victories. Find out who the murderer was another night. A person's mental wellbeing depends on their ability to cope with external pressures requiring inner strength. Empathy helps, and money? Christmas (niceness) approaches. Forget about Peter Dutton.
Ignore he and his ilk forgetting when Malcolm Fraser offered those Lebanese a safe haven he had no idea a later PM would involve our country in an invasion of another Muslim country. Assume Peter was acting for all of us. Think of him as teaching his
children to swim, or the like.
The twists and turns of life. "You're hopeless Ellen" said my art teacher Grade 5, loud and clear in front of the whole class. Coming on the top of my Grade 4 teacher saying much the same as to my knowledge
of geography. In Form 5 the history teacher banned me to the passageway for a month. According to my term 1 marks I'd learn more out there? If only I could see them now. Simply by listening and watching the ABC I'm "elite" now, through no fault of my own.
A clever twist on the use of the word by PM Malcolm? The teachers were right, but happily I confused Mr Stephens, my non-elite history teacher, by coming second top in term 2, sadly reduced to mediocrity (point made) term 3.
aside the responsibility of all parents to teach their darlings to swim and learn the times tables by the time they have completed 6th grade I have a question for Premier Danny Andrews. We have schools here in Dromana, Rosebud, Rye and Sorrento teeming with
children to that 6th grade, and one skinny mini pool in the Rosebud industrial area. What plans are in place for our excellent teachers to carry out your wishes?
“I think we’ve ceded that narrative to the extreme right,”
he said. “I think we need to regain that narrative and define Britain in an inclusive way, that brings us together, rather than blaming the migrant, the refugee, or the Muslim for what is going on in our country.” [Brendon Cox, husband of Jo Cox,
murdered by a white supremacist.]
Relaxed now, after the experience of Judy's beautiful voice, wanting inspiration, motivation, leading into Christmas, using Scarlett's philosophy on Trump, 2017. I fancied a Mercedes as my car of choice
20 years back, abandoned, an impossible dream in favour of the humble Toyota Corolla. At 80, years that is, on the road to ruin, or an image lift? Pizzazz. A player rather than a nonentity. I'm thinking Navara ST N Sport. Nissan 4x4 Dual Cab. $50 grand range.
Re-invigorated. I watch the drivers at Woolworths when shopping. There's something in their faces, certainly in the way they walk. It's much more than 'Oh what a feeling'. Buy myself a work shirt, magnum work boots. Do they still have hire purchase?
Hope; the last to go. Still faintly operational. Ever onwards.
What is a Climate economist?...One wonders if the submarine kid, Nick Xenophon is acting for all Australians?...Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't. [Lord
Raglan]...Farewell Fidel; say hello to Ned Kelly...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt.
26th November, 2016.
A week of seemingly never ending hypocrisy, indeed almost a year. I never thought I'd write this but the facts speak for themselves: It's official: Billy McMahon was a better Prime Minister. One final political
week and the PM desperate to salvage something from the wreck by way of the ABCC union bust. For his reputation that is, not for our country. Post truth, as in fake, coming at us every which way, facebook included. The evil is when postings come by way of
supposedly knowledgeable bloggers, tweeters. Or at the sophisticated level from the notorious Herald-Sun. A NEWS-paper? Seven pages on what people think (?) of Premier Danny Andrews followed two days later by another three, both with front page blasts. Anti-labor
Premier Danny politics, read brainwashed, as news, post truth, mainstream. And Andrew Bolt, Rita Panahi for balance? Me? Post sex I understand, but of the far right wing dogma sweeping the world, no answer. George Orwell got it wrong, maybe a mere 40 years
Is Malcolm losing it or has he caught the Barnaby farts? "We've had success with Cambodia, we've had success with the United States" On refugees? His second pearler was worrying about our children and grandchildren paying more
tax than the fruit pickers. 10.5% from every dollar, whereas our children pay tax only after reaching $18,200? More interesting is our brainless reporters, listening without questioning?
What is happening to our ABC, our once reliable
source of truth? MD Michelle Guthrie as the "provider of an independent national broadcasting service", ours, with the appointments of Amanda Vanstone ("democracy is the vehicle but you have to drive it") and Tom Switzer, for balance? No major changes, no
cuts, said MD Michelle? The ABC provided fair and balanced reporting before Michelle's arrival. By giving way to these types, whatever the subtle differences, they will not be satisfied. They will see it as a victory and will move on, to more interpretations
on their fairness? If the arrogant one (Jon Faine) goes we're all stuffed. Replaced by 'Every morning with Macca'? As it stands 'The Drum' is clearly muffled and '7.30' is wavering. If you're going to be 'elitist' have the decency to earn it? Sadly 'Midsomer
Murders' is 'beginning to look a lot like Christmas'. Maybe get the DVD of "Love Actually" out for a good cry. Two handkerchiefs. Better now?
It's not fair! I know, neither is Joe Louis's backside. Improve their houses by all means
but why take control of the whole neighbourhood? Acland Street St Kilda is now a Mall, as in yet another nail in my beautiful memories following in the footsteps of Westgarth, North Fitzroy and Collingwood. Invaded, conquered. re-badged in their image, apparently
purchasing the right to change their community as if their own private garden? A veto over any development they perceive as conflicting with their self-interest. I went to school to year 8 in North Fitzroy, the Weeties factory (a nightime break-in for thousands
of football cards - I still have 4), the Edinburgh Gardens for the mysterious 'Nature Study', the football teams. Smith Street Collingwood bursting with all types, historical beginnings for Coles, Foy and Gibsons, Treadways. St Kilda came later with the kidlets,
Sundays, The Blue Danube and Angela, the Vineyard for steak with Trudi, and Boris. "You don't want this Cliff. I bring what you want". The army and navy club upstairs; cheap beer. A Mall? Bugger off.
The question is: Can Immigration
Minister Peter Dutton (descendants of Lebanese muslims) and by association the unquestioned support of Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, lie straight in bed? [22 out of 180,000, so what?]. These racist leaders, our leaders, do more for the cause of ISIS than
any misguided Australians travelling overseas to support ISIS. They incite fear, suspicion, xenophobia, hate and obviously racism itself. The only reason they can’t have the power of Germany’s gestapo is because we do not possess the once might
of Germany. Additionally it lets the Rod Culleton's loose from the asylum. "When we see extremists behaviour it should be called out for what it is" said PM Malcolm. Indeed. And that includes you buddy boy.
Do men like females? Are
females our equals, or superiors? The Amazons of Greek mythology not only participated in fighting and controlled politics but exclusively made up both the population and the fighting force. Men were allowed in once a year - to keep the numbers up; nookies?
With our Queen, Governor-General and next Prime Minister (hopefully) all females, it can appear the previous order of things is undergoing change, for the better? I'm dreaming. Michaelia Cash is our Minister for women?
may well be as bigoted and far right as ever but thankfully, having now caught the addiction bug (respect) we can hopefully expect the odd half sensible comment. Mind you telling us the 1950's Italians "just got on with it" was a massive simplification. Hindus
ex India Peerless Pauline; are they ok? Will they get on with it?
Trumped out? Stress is your body’s way of responding to any kind of demand or threat. Your heart pounds faster, muscles tighten, blood pressure rises, breath
quickens, and your senses become sharper. Breathe in, count to three; out, count to three. From the diaphragm.
Comedy Central? A higher entry score for better teachers. Mum and Dad investors. A tax on soft drinks, to solve obesity. The
Australian of the Year Award...A necessary travel addition when going to Bali; a white powder mix of acetaminophen [pain killer], two type of cough medicine, and caffeine?...“Young people are saying they are responding to plain packaging and avoiding
smoking as a result” Post truth?...South Africa "arrogant and self righteous" according Murdoch's press. Aussie angels?....Hail the person who takes a low profile when celebrity status beckons. Not so Derryn, not so Rosie, et al...“The lust of
avarice has so totally seized upon mankind, that their wealth seems rather to possess them, than they possess their wealth” [Pliny]...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 19th November, 2016.
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton's rant against the Fraser government connecting his 1970's immigration
policies as partly to blame for Islamic radicalisation is quite a stretch. Trumpism personified, a form of truth based upon whatever suits, presented as facts, righteousness, and no hint of the famous three; Bush, Blair and Howard, surely the real architects
of the motivation for Islamic radicalism. As if the past year of the presidential race wasn't enough? Sadly, we can expect much more of this deliberate double talk. Second generation migrants, even the Sudanese against Victorian Labor policies? Poor devils.
All part of the anti-Labor fear tactics, now more so in the light of the rise of Donald. Shorten appears to be unnecessarily following this blame game (adding fuel to the fire) with his 457 visas. We've had three years of the blame Labor push and other than
the proposed tax reductions for businesses and the threat of calling unions to account (ABCC union bust) a policy vacuum. The problem is the more they sprout this nonsense, as in Trumpism during those long electioneering months, resulting in his many millions
of followers, the more our lot see it as the way to go; Pauline Hanson included. Life, for now, is far from "just a bowl of cherries". Rudy Vallee turning in his grave?
As is their want they nip away at the edges. Radio national,
(Michelle Guthrie - no redundancies at RN?), Catalyst, snide remarks from the right of politics, and the greatest hypocrites of all - the fabulous Herald-Sun, not to mention The Australian. "Left wing ideologues, lefty talkfests, relentless leftist agenda,
leftist elites (?), Waleed Aly" et al. Categorised as anyone who disagrees? Malcolm called on the opposition to embrace consensus, pragmatism? Always the joker. Ever onwards.
Philosophically I was more of the "something will turn up" type
rather than ambitious; a form of laziness? If you're keen on a quid I don't recommend it, but if money is not a dominant factor there's the advantage of never having to suffer the types one does not warm to. Job satisfaction is having freedom in the way you
do your job. This has caused problems along the way; the public service, the racing industry, directors, even at times this blog. A small price to pay. You're own form of control, or part control, is preferable to being under control. The other ingredient,
ever important, is challenge, within limits. This does not mean I don't suffer fools, indeed I have the odd fool as a friend, mostly due to politics. We all have the "fool" gene. People who read my rubbish will know I'm approaching 81, putting me squarely
in the category loosely called "anything likely to turn up will be to my detriment, highlighting physical and/or mental, likely both. Waiting for Godot, depressed? No. Stating the obvious, the inevitable. Politically, Turnbull, Tony, Peter, Trump, Theresa
May, Rita and Bolt are severe pains, with only Angela Merkel and John Key for common sense; maybe? Perhaps Tanya Plibersek as a saviour? I don't want to "shut the door" and compound the problem, besides, I have my two walls - this blog and Facebook. Not as
a cry for help, simply saying even at 80 a need to adapt to a different forward plan for the remainder, discarding the "something will turn up" principle of 60 years in favour of "a day at a time", later perhaps to "a step at a time"? And I haven't even mentioned
Collingwood, or our millionaire NSW cricketers. It could be worse. Imagine sitting through Wagner's Ring Cycle?
Artificial intelligence (AI) approaches, apparently. A love affair with a robot? In my case it's better than nothing. Watching
Leigh Sales interview PM Malcolm last week highlighted AI, to me anyway. Going on about Labor not supporting the refugees "never ever" allowed into Australia nonsense, manufactured to rubbish Labor. Leigh tried unemployment, section 18c, dying with dignity
stuff. Good stuff. Malcolm would begin an answer prior to drifting across to Labor's refugee policy, or (wait for it) the mirage of jobs and growth, and obviously innovation. A mention of Labor's lie on medicare, forgetting his own lie on negative gearing
and capital gains tax (It will smash housing?). One would think Malcolm's words, almost always amounting to nothing, would eventually show him up for what he is, until one thinks of Brexit and Trump, where both lots of voters voted themselves into a lonely
corner, punishment for not thinking past the loudest repeated message. The bottom line "expect nothing regret nothing"?
Comparing the number of achievements of our past two Prime Ministers, who give voice to the wonders of Menzies
and Howard, ever excluding Gough Whitlam, some things bear repeating. (From the blog of Bob Ellis): "And thirty-eight years later we are like John Cleese, Eric Idle and Michael Palin’s Jewish insurgents ranting against the despotic rule of Rome, defiantly
demanding ‘and what did the Romans ever do for us anyway?’ Apart from Medibank and the Trade Practices Act, cutting tariff protections and no-fault divorce in the Family Law Act, the Australia Council, the Federal Court, the Order of Australia,
federal legal aid, the Racial Discrimination Act, needs-based schools funding, the recognition of China, the abolition of conscription, the law reform commission, student financial assistance, the Heritage Commission, non-discriminatory immigration rules,
community health clinics, Aboriginal land rights, paid maternity leave for public servants, lowering the minimum voting age to eighteen years and fair electoral boundaries and Senate representation for the territories. Apart from all of this, what did this
Roman ever do for us?" Interesting.
Trent Cotchin and Sam Mitchell for Jobe Watson's 30 Brownlow votes; the quick and easy answer. It may be that Cotchin or Mitchell (equal on 26 votes) would have got more votes with Watson's votes out
of the equation, disclosing a clear winner. A more honest option perhaps by taking Watson's votes out of all his games and upgrading the others. Scott Thompson and Dane Swan got 25, Gary Ablett 24?...Judge Judy to the Supreme Court of the USA?...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org
A Grain of Salt. 12th November, 2016.
I've made a point of ignoring
the American election the past year other than the occasional one line comment; in simple terms a pain in my backside. Donald Trump elected as President by millions of supporters in a chase for the return of the (long gone) American dream to make America great
again; jobs, prosperity and much more importantly - pride. Brexit re-visited up to a point, on a much larger playing field. Pauline Hanson ("We want change") for PM? Tony Abbott ("a strong and sensible centre-right party") for PM? I thought Hillary would win.
As I wrote earlier this year I see bugger all democratic principles, still in danger of a takeover by right wing capitalism laced with corruption. His acceptance speech a good one, with no evidence of the electioneering sexist, hate persona. Time will tell,
particularly sorting out the riddle, in that by sending an anti-establishment message (the ever widening gap between the rich and the poor) they have given total control to the Republican Party? How Donald will manage to bring the country together after all
the hate he unleashed remains to be seen, if at all. On the other hand Hillary was never the right choice; lacking inspiration and promises along the same lines as always; in other words too much baggage. She's a smart cookie, but as was Obama, tied down by
Congress controlled by republicans. Not to worry. If needs must we go alone, rather than the well worn path of sucking up. And if not, as in bowing to Uncle Sammy, we have the likes of the smooth talking duo (Malcolm Turnbull and Joe Hockey) to ensure we are
in safe hands, not that I believe we were, in reality, in safe hands the past 20 years. A victory for the far right, a slap in the face for the left? Where do they come up with these interpretations? Maybe it's time to spread the wealth; superannuation concessions,
negative gearing, capital gains, trusts, death taxes; rejecting greed over social responsibility, fairness? These remain keys in our efforts to reduce the difference between the rich and the poor, although it must be said we are a country mile ahead of America
in our general wellbeing. On a long long election day [9/11] it was so relaxing to watch Tom Gleeson on The Hard Quiz; and tune out. Breathe deeply, from the diaphragm.
You would be forgiven for thinking all those silly people who voted
out the great Paul Keating in 1996 are sorry for their obvious error. And yet, it's likely those same voters backed up their lack of a skerrick of insight by believing Malcolm Turnbull to be the new saviour. One would think they are mending their wounds by
now, noticing the cutbacks to foreign aid, the severity of cutbacks to aged care, the simplistic fear tactics emanating from Mein Fuhrer Dutton and like generalobersts. No chance. Why do those Retain Australia types look so ugly on television? More to the
point what type of Australia are they wanting? They talk the talk, amounting to what? The necessarily significant widening difference between the rich and the poor underlying their motivations, but that's as far as any further thinking is considered.
The rich won't give an inch; in fact want more, always, despite Trump. The poor get poorer and many lose jobs. A form of revolution. Here in Australia we have a show about nothing. Same sex marriage plebiscite, Section 18c, Gillian Triggs and the ABCC union
bust. A government with no ideas other than protecting their treasure troves, playing footsy with Tony's right wing bullies and biting away at all forms of welfare; vigorously protesting, improving, their golden castle.
Labor, in opposing the government's planned lifetime ban on refugees in offshore detention ever entering Australia dating back to July, 2013, was a vote for common sense, deliberately put forward by Peter Dutton as a "stirring" measure against Labor and Shorten.
Nothing to do with good government. "A matter of national security" says Peter, tongue in cheek. Peter for PM when they show Malcolm the door? I'm for bringing those sad people on Nauru and Manus to Australia, but also for restricting the migration intake
by air to a responsible manageable level.
From The Age: Health related anxiety potentially increases your odds of a heart attack by about 70% according to a European study published in the British medical journal. A study of 7000
people; 6% of those needlessly stressed and who went on to develop ischemic heart disease within 10 years? Other comments included "extreme anxiety can cause a heart attack because the body is flooded with adrenalin which drives the heart rate up and can cause
a blood clot in the artery." Bad luck for actors/performers? One can conclude the newspaper was filling up space. You worry when it's time to worry; when it becomes reality. The piece adds "in fact a larger risk than smoking and lack of exercises."?
Also from Indigenous heath and wellbeing conference the highlighting of stress vulnerability; behavioural intervention, passed down through ancestors? Creative fears and how to overcome them gets a mention? OR...try Optifast - a journey to a heathy future?
OK, so I'm slightly annoyed by our media shoving the Trump happenings in our faces day after day, but equally this unknown band of health researchers (probably psychologists) go on and on about obesity, sugar, sweets, beverages et al. The stats (?), the arrogance,
self righteousness? Live your own life, trust your own instincts, resist worry until you open your front door (mobile in hand?) and see a monster on the other side of your steel wire door. Phone triple 0.
One positive note:
The Trump diarrhea caused the notorious Herald-Sun to take Premier Danny off the front pages after months of vicious attacks, conveniently ignoring all Danny's positives... Remembrance Day; young men and women who gave their lives in the pursuit of freedom.
Lest We Forget...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 6th November, 2016.
A change of pace this week, streams of consciousness. The Melbourne Cup four day long weekend signalled the beginning, the entree, the multicultural hordes returning to the seaside resort town of Rye (Wikipedia) until after Easter 2017. I've
barred up all my windows. If a heatwave arrives I'll share with the huntsman to devour the mosquitos. Parliament, a show about nothing, to sit another 3 weeks before their well earned (?) Christmas break. My old mate Kevvy Rudd from the woodwork - "in Australian
politics, the appeasement of political thugs like [Tony] Abbott, [Peter] Dutton, [Eric] Abetz, [Kevin] Andrews and, depending on which way the wind is blowing, [Scott] Morrison, emboldening the far right to demand more, not less". Waiting patiently for Billy
Shorten to call them all for what they are. Which is exactly what the coalition want him to do. They suspect Billy 's mob want to bring them here. Billy knows it could be a stacked deck, with Pauline and two of her duffer's egging them on. So much for the
new improved Senate voting system lauded by the government and the Greens. Billy also knows if something doesn't happen soon the people (us) will start blaming him. Last in close the bloody gate; a nation of immigrants (us), now into fear at a cost of freedom
(?) greed and hopefully guilt. "They stopped the boats, they cleaned up Labor's mess", repeated 1000 times, backdated to Rudd to repeat evermore. A vindictive political stunt primarily designed to "call" Billy Shorten's mob and punish innocent people in the
process, despite Samantha Maiden's nonsense. A law of extreme unprecedented nature to prevent boats coming to Australia. What moral compass?
Everybody wants to be proved right, and yet in the scheme of things it's of little if any consequence.
In groups there's that feeling, easily recognised if you care to look and listen. An urgency of getting your opinion into the subject, no matter if no-one listens. The others await that minuscule break in sound, to slip in their own point of view. Last year
the Melbourne Cup was won by a 100/1 shot, proving again almost all the experts wrong. No matter, back they spring, in Spring, expertise label unblemished. Our media carry thousands of dollars worth of advertising; the pleasures of gambling. Who pays for these
thousands? My pet subject (financial advisers) remain experts ad infinitum despite the 2007-08 financial and other crises. The psychologists tell us why after endless research, on multiple behavioural subjects. Climate change was big under Julia Gillard (and
previously Kevin Rudd, until he weakened out) and along came Lord Tony to pull the plug altogether. If Andrew Bolt is wrong (climate change?) few of us will be around to tell him he was wrong, assuming he was wrong, expertise maintained. No matter the levels,
we chase away, to have our say, be it Gone with the Wind. Scarlet thinks about things tomorrow, ignoring the possibility of no tomorrow? Humphrey walked off into the sunset with Claude - "the beginning of a beautiful friendship". Senator James Paterson
suggests we sell Blue Poles? We discover Christian Porter: "The welfare system was flawed because thousands of parents claiming government benefits are financially better off not getting a job.” Our Social Services Minister peddling fear? It's evil to
lie in parliament but outside it's open slather? Another bright spark as a representative of our government (life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, told by an idiot, signifying nothing). Not the brightest bunny in the rabbit hole, and plenty of true blue
Did I back the winner? Nah. Bloody horses. 60 years since my last winner but who's counting? Gambling, the search for reward without effort, or more likely the necessity to have a social need (occasionally) for friendly interaction.
Begone, till next Spring. Now for the new yankee president rubbish, whoever. Rigged says Donald (Trump)? "It is not what is transmitted by the words but what is underneath them." [Stanislavsky]. Trump appears to have pulled out the "rigged" rabbit based on
his standing after the debates. A lifetime with people who talked of rigging. Working with totalisator companies for 37 years the "rigging" was a constant from hundreds of losing gamblers; it never was. Likewise the many suggesting the AFL draw is rigged;
again, nonsense. An army of followers who believe everything is rigged, and Donald knows, and uses it. The voting public was rigged by PM Malcolm. An ability to spring forth with sweeping statements amounting to vague generalisations, amounting to zilch. The
FBI; America's own KGB?
The twists and turns of life. As a 40 year married man it was a pleasure to have some free time. Darling went overseas three times before I agreed to join her. I encouraged darling to enjoy those double decker
sightseeing monsters, visit cemeteries (Van Morrison's gravesite? The Eiffel Tower, take pictures? I get giddy! ), thus allowing me to enjoy my pleasures (coffee on the sidewalks; people watching) - both happy. Equally, when I chuffed off on a job for the
odd week darling would play with her remote control; her free time. A good marriage; sometimes the importance of space. Darling went to God, thus now freewheeling in space, nothing remotely akin to the space of a marriage. No complaints, keeping busy amidst
the nothingness of Melbourne Cup week, pondering. A silly race that stops a nation, or Victorians. The A listers mingling in the marques. Experts, gambling, the rich and famous, happiness, despite those unfortunate people on Manus and Nauru, despite our pathetic
government, despite spineless opposition. My stars suggest a relationship will flourish. If you truly believe the stars you need help. Maybe we all need help?
Did I say a change of pace? I lied...Don't worry. If Donald wins we have Joe
Hockey..."Play not for gain, but sport; who plays for more than he can lose with pleasure, stakes his heart, perhaps his wife's too." [George Herbert]...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 30th October, 2016.
As Bill Lawry would say "it's all happening". Minister for Law George Brandis stays, on a probable lie, with
PM's approval (supposedly?) to surround George with only those who agree with him. Gillian Triggs branded after one small error (retracted) after 5 hours of questioning (bullying) compliments of Liberal Senator far from honourable Ian Macdonald. Johnny Howard
denies sending troops to Iraq based on a lie and blames President Barack Obama for ISIS with the withdrawal of troops from Iraq. The rich get richer, the more they get the more they want and the main game as always is power, lies, bugger the cost, and the
born to rule bugger the morality principle. "The government has to trust its own lawyer" says Treasurer Scotty, also known as 'shoot the messenger' aided by another bullying effort from West Australian Liberal Linda Reynolds courtesy of the constitutional
affairs committee inquiry. They rubbish the ABC's 'Four Corners' yet they wont let anyone see the bloody island, unless you're a reporter from The Australian? Who can trust this authoritarian (?) vindictive government? Our darling PM's approval rating is at
Tony Abbott's worst levels. It might be time for Malcolm to take the bull by the horns (any horns for that matter) and put the same sex marriage plebiscite to a free vote in parliament. A cat amongst the pigeons, or vultures. Luckily for Malcolm Billy's popularity
is stuck in third gear. A different story if maybe Albanese or Plibersek were running Labor's show. Enough!
Sam Mitchell and Jordan Lewis will severely test the loyalty clause for Hawthorn supporters, depending on the 2017 results. Collingwood
supporters were badly wounded when Nathan Buckley showed Didak and Jolly the door, almost fatally when they did the same with Heath Shaw, saved (by a whisker) by retaining Dane Swan. These type of players represent the spirit of the club for the supporters.
I know - it's a business, but really, that business rides on the back of grass roots supporters. It's five years since Eddie's Buckley worship took over and we're still waiting for the results of Nathan's switch to "fine upstanding young men". And yet another
clean out re our backline? As a Collingwood supporter it's looking like a disaster. Custer's Last Stand? Indubitably.
Port Adelaide chairman David Koch Koch “The AFL will become the first elite foreign competition to play a
regular season game for points in China, beating the likes of the NBA, English Premier League, Major League Baseball and NFL”. Obviously there's a quid in it somewhere; otherwise trumped-up, fiction, invention, falsification, nonsense.
The residents of Somers are up in arms about the decision to put in a concrete footpath. Beaumaris residents complain about losing trees. South Yarra residents scream for a new train station. Add in all those skyrail objectors, ditto a 4th boat ramp at
Rye at a mere $588,000. Bless them all, the long and the short and the tall, particularly their motives.
From Andrew P Street: "There’s nothing funny about the national broadband network turning into a cripplingly expensive
white elephant. There’s nothing funny about the national disability insurance scheme becoming a political football or the Gonski education reforms being gutted. There’s nothing funny about superannuation tax havens for the ultra-rich becoming more
politically vital than ensuring home ownership is affordable for young and middle-aged working Australians. And there’s absolutely nothing remotely funny about offshore detention. Your government sanctions child abuse and sexual assaults, withholds medical
and psychological treatment for detainees and fails to prevent torture, even murder, on their watch while insisting they’re worried about “saving lives at sea”. Turnbull’s first year-and-a-bit hasn’t even reached that low bar:
100-plus days since the election, and the closest we’ve come to progress is the dead-in-the-water plebiscite."
Dreadful as the circumstances are, it becomes a fascination when the media highlights a toddler murder, emphasis
on the parents or parent. One look on television outside of the perceived behavioural area (perceived as in empathetic - see the Dreamworld response) can result in a super quick public judgement of guilt, without evidence to the contrary. Either
way he or she or both are in trouble media wise because of that one look. Sometimes, well, many times in fact, human nature can be our worst enemy. Obviously people express grief in different ways but you'd never know it from watching television, no doubt
enforced by TV dramas where even the detectives decide on the accepted response to grief.
Hidden treasures: Greg Hunt is our Member for Flinders, the Minister for Industry, Innovation and Science, which is surely a joke in itself. Yet
another coloured brochure with a host of good things he's into. [We at Rye are excited about our possible CCTV cameras]. Sporting package, solar boost, CFA volunteer support, schools, intersections, dole projects, grants, housing, complete with many
happy pictures. With Greg's majority (Self-funded retirees, Herald-Sun aficionado's?) who can argue? Cost? Ningun problema. Damn. I was going to include Minister Michaelia Cash but I've run out of time.
No surprise: Community Council of
Australia has shattered perceptions that Australia is a country of the “fair go”, finding it is less fair, less safe, and with a higher incarceration rate than comparable OECD nations...Safe Schools Program. Resilience, Rights and Respectful Relationships?
Weird stuff, never ending; kids are not pawns...Council elections; the dark side of democracy...The Australian Building Construction Commission bill - gestapo land re-visited...Soon it will be December, and all those hundreds of empty houses from Dromana to
Portsea will have their lawns cut...Scotty Morrison, an answer for everything, a solution for nothing...We love you Ned (Kelly)...November the 8th can't come fast enough (A lassie took me to a ball, and it was slippery in the hall, and I was feared that I
would fall, for I had nae on my troosers)...Melbourne Cup; number 4, each way all day; last winner 1956; safer to ignore...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 23rd October, 2016.
Cox Plate day yesterday, signalling the beginning of the invasion of the hordes ex Melbourne for reasons best known to them, and golf, despite the weather. Woolworths
a parking minefield, arrows ignored in and out, and when they park they walk, in the middle of the bays, oblivious. They're on holiday! A friendly soft honk and they turn, shitty, though knowing full well their error, coached to perfection in the human art
A need to prepare physically and mentally for the Summer multicultural onslaught of many thousands to downtown Rye. Why come to Rye? Stop at Capel Sound, or West Rosebud as some call it? I'll do exercises, try NOT to read
the notorious Herald-Sun and steer clear of emails from The Guardian and Crikey. Perhaps I'll read a book or two, but that could be too much of a stretch. If the rapid fire adler shotgun is allowed I may buy one in preparation for any feral animal sightings?
Rent a high-rise for Summer looking down on Woolworths carpark? I'll remain on Facebook; it reminds me I'm still alive. The search for a like soul continues and if successful has its rewards, albeit never to be found among Liberal supporters. I somehow let
the Seniors Festival pass me by, followed by last week's Mental Health Week and Responsible Gambling Awareness Week? But viola, not to worry - it's Veterans' Health Week today until next Sunday with the push to connecting with a mate to help reduce the risk
of social isolation. Being in a situation where all my former mates have gone to God I'm on the lookout for new blood. Some of my Facebook friends are from the world of performing arts which, according to Halliburton (1447) have a third eye. [“An artist
has more than two eyes”]. What Mister Halliburton didn't say (I assume he's a man. Females didn't have a lot to say publicly back then) was that it does not relate to ALL artists. Either that or I'm a fraud. I have only two eyes, both deteriorating rapidly,
but good enough to spot a golfer. Socially connected people live longer according to our clever cockies in government, a sense of belonging, the benefits of an active lifestyle. The strategies to help ease social anxiety include moderation; in coffee, chocolates
and alcohol. Sound sleep recommended, exercises, meditation and, surprise surprise - no smoking. If that's not enough we have Social Inclusion Week 19 - 27th November. Yet another psychological feast? I can smell psychologists, malodorous.
I quite liked Malcolm's approach to the rapid fire action shotgun. He sat back, let them all froth at the mouth and came in with the 'no change' declaration, giving himself and former PM Johnny a big wrap in the process. Always healthy to come in strongly
on something he knows the vast majority of the general public agree with. In fact Johnny Howard's best decision in all his painful years, psychologically at least. Sadly it came back to bite Malcolm. Lord Tony spots the win win value and dives in with gusto,
discounting some vague agreement with troublemaker Senator David Leyonhjelm. Malcolm spots Tony's motivation (helped by emails proving the then Prime Minister's own department's involvement) and stamps his authority, thus, this time, biting Tony on the bum.
A hurdle or a hiccup for Tony? Either way a win for Billy. Should they be allowed? Not in the cities, but farmers may have a case. They opine these gun laws have saved "hundreds" of lives. Hmm.
Billy Boy's appointment of Kimberley
Kitching as a new Senator to replace Stephen Conroy is suspicious to say the least, disregarding the holier than thou "more females" angle. [No rank and file voting in Victoria?]. Let's hope the Health Services Union (soon to rejoin the Labor Party after 5
years in the wilderness) has cleaned up its act. Kitching was a former general manager of the HSU and was the subject of alleged lying to the Fair Work Commission and branch stacking. True, it's wrong to assume, but one can't help smelling a rat, with Billy
pulling the strings. Maybe (eventually) a loss for Billy?
Nepean Ward: The compulsory council election is done and dusted. A sure case of nobody's nose knows. I made a point of asking "Who are you voting for?" to approximately 30
people. None of them knew who the candidates were?
The ACSS - 731,000 children are living below the poverty line, many of them children in single-parent families where that parent is unemployed. Add the one-month wait for the dole for
under 25s. Just saying.
What's with all those Nick Kyrgios critics in the notorious Herald-Sun 'Your Say' column? I suppose they deserve credit for being able to read and write but one wonders where they're coming from. It's a mood
thing; talent notwithstanding. By the time you reach 35 you're almost a grown man. Enjoy your rest break Nick. Read up on those strategies to help ease social anxiety.
Bring the people on Nauru to Australia; all 1150 of them, settle them
here with the many thousands in community detention, unable to work. True, this solution causes another problem, but first we solve this tragic problem and then attack the next problem. The Labor Party - a philosophical commitment to social justice? We too
are a nation of immigrants.
The same sex marriage plebiscite has probably long gone for the term of this government. Blame on both sides. The Coalition for refusing to tell us how the question would be put and Labor for playing politics.
Shorten should have pushed for it anyway. Better to get a result despite no legal binding on a parliamentary vote.
Brown to St Kilda, Cloke to Footscray and Marsh walked out? Magpieland is a skeleton, loyalty long gone. Worry not.
We still have Nathan Buckley...Family First Senator Bob Day apparently didn't put the families of his creditors first?...“Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.” [Kissinger]...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 16th October, 2016.
From "Cocksparrows" - my story 1936-1956 on planet earth.
"At Northcote Baths, 1950, age 14. Graham and I had great fun drying off after our showers, when unknown other boys were there. We’d talk loudly of our female conquests and the anticipation of more conquests later that evening. All bullshit to wide-eyed
listeners, and in retrospect not the brightest thing to do, but we thought it was hilarious, particularly as both of us had little if any female experience. In fact none.” No swear words, no f's or c's. Kids. Donald Trump obviously took it further in
his later years. We were "trainee" dickheads. But we grew up. Maybe?
Why this constant domination of our media on the presidential campaign in the USA? He wont get in! People in the streets, talkback, everyday types seemingly ignoring
the real issues in our day to day lives in favour of this strange man. And we thought our elections went on forever? The gay marriage question, the funding of private schools, the sickening treatment of our refugees on Manus. Trump goes on about woman and
it becomes the subject of the day? The ABC's 'The Drum' and '7.30' lost in Trumpland, more important matters banished to the backline. Even "Eggheads"? The impact, if any, may or may not come about next month. Simon Birmingham, Peter Dutton, Scott Morrison
- these dingbats have enormous impact, Westworld characters, turbo charged; every comment the fault of Labor. No investment in permanent classroom teaching for many schools, Dutton's Border police and those temporary restricted visas, Scotty's never ending
search to take away pensioner entitlements, unaffordable housing, private debt at record levels, underemployment and ‘real’ unemployment as a daily experience of 16.2% of the potential workforce. A mad mad world. The plebiscite was always a power
base situation from the church with sexual deviation the unmentioned influence. The question of spending so much of our time checking up on others and making decisions based on questionable information outside of our known knowledge. Surely a time to spend
more of our time questioning ourselves. We look at our politicians, most of all who purport to be Christians (?) which immediately pops up a multitude of queries. [Ceasar: It happens by a common vice of nature that we trust more, and fear more violently, things
to us unseen, hidden, and unknown]. And the Labor Party? They must surely account for allowing the disasters going back to the children overboard, the continuing crimes of humanity on Nauru as in indefinite incarceration, the asylum seekers here in our own
detention centres and the ongoing ill treatment of aborigines. They talk of caring and sharing but the bottom line is they're scared to do the right thing because it may influence their popularity vote, thereby a party to people rotting in a kind of hell.
How does this make them any different from the other mob? Shaun Carney in the Herald-Sun. "Come next month Trump will be gone but his tens of millions of supporters will remain along with their countries chilling incapacity for self diagnoses". Maybe so Shaun,
but that same self diagnoses is ever present here in Australia; either that or you're head's stuck up your...
An inquest into Philip Hughes? Lots of opposition to this from the 'move on' pointless angle. Remember Dennis Lillee,
Jeff Thompson, Harold Larwood's body line tactics? A dangerous game, and those same tactics were employed almost every time Hughes came to the crease. The intent was clear enough; seen as a weakness, another wicket, but always, a dangerous game. Amazingly
it's never happened before, but I see it as a wake-up call. The family was apparently upset. Who can blame them?
I've never been in a situation where I truly felt entitled, nor have I experienced any personal situation where womens rights
were less than equal. According to our newspapers, television and radio there appears to be a global culture of disrespect for women, consistently talking on the quality they deserve. I'm not suggesting they are wrong, merely commenting on a lifetime of seeing
woman as equals; practically, in fact, running the show, my show if you like. True, in some industries women get less pay for equal jobs, a glaring fault, otherwise what? Does anyone out there disrespect men?
I love this one - from The
New Daily: Associate Professor Stephen Shumack, a dermatologist at the University of Sydney Medical School: "People who spend their days sitting around – that is, anyone with a desk job or couch addiction – need only shower once a week. Maybe
three times if you’re feeling icky. The daily shower dries out the skin and hair, stripping away natural oils and potentially causing health problems. An ordinary bar of soap can pick up fungal infection and other infections and even grow mould that
in its early stages is invisible. So, on balance, with most body parts a rinse with water is sufficient. (I haven't washed my back in 80 years). The main benefit of a hot shower or bath is psychological; gets the circulation going. We recommend a lukewarm
shower. On a cold day that means a short shower." See? Another guilt gone.
A consistent theme in my favourite free morning newspaper ('Your Say' - Herald Sun) is the letters complaining of the leftist media. One assumes they are referring
to the ABC and The Age. Against this we have Foxtel's Sky News, Fox News and CNN, almost everything coming out of Channel's 7, 9 and 10 and of course the Herald Sun itself? Why this necessity to write about it when the odds are so heavily stacked in their
Ministerial accountability to the backline; power, power and more power to Attorney-General George Brandis QC...Thanks to Bobby Dillon; 'Things have Changed' - [People are crazy and times are strange, I'm locked in tight,
I'm out of range, I used to care, but things have changed]...I miss the football. Even though Collingwood had a miserable season at least I had something to be miserable about...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 9th October, 2016.
No more football until next March; what a relief. Scotty Pendlebury again best for
Collingwood but not included in the team of the year. Bias or ignorance; likely both. Remember John Nettles as Tom Barnaby (Midsomer Murders) about 20 series back in time? Now Tom's an old man in the ABC's 'Poldark'. His line as an upper class gentleman,
responding to the rabble "How dare they speak that way to their "betters" caused me to immediately think of our Attorney-General George Brandis. Tom nailed it. As for our A-G it's time he left the building. His private arts fund by way of snatching $104 million
from the Arts Council (or, if you like, individual artists and small groups) and the Gillian Triggs attack was surely enough without this latest rubbish on his honesty stoush with the Solicitor-General. Who do you believe? If you're on George's side you need
seeing to, soon. Then we have Minister Josh Frydenberg sorting out the South Australian shutdown with nothing said (again) about climate change. Imagine, a whole ruling party (the Coalition) refusing to believe in climate change? The horse has almost bolted
people! The good news? After suffering through numerous vague episodes of 'The Code' unable to follow the on screen computer messages (eyesight) on our ABC, the final episode was a good one. Thank God Sigrid Thornton was outed. Just the one request: please,
no more series, unless made in Melbourne.
Western Bulldogs (Footscray) want "back to back" premierships, followed no doubt by the 4 on end dream owned by Collingwood. What a surprise. So much for the other underdogs. This change of umpiring
from the home and home rounds to the finals is a mystery to me. Suddenly the media give orchids to the 'let it flow' theory. If it's so good why not have it all season? And who decided this umpiring change? Suddenly 40 throws a match allowed, unless it sticks
out like a sore thumb. As for "too high" or "around the neck" or simply "holding" forget it. Play on. A close game is a good game, no matter the indecipherable umpiring? A lottery. Free flowing football becomes a free throwing no rules rat pack.
Good to see those Godfathers (the big four Banks) put under such intense pressure. I use the word "intense" loosely. Well done Malcolm. Four days of nonsense. We shed a tear for the terminally ill CBA insurance clients, knowing full well the
so called "cultural problems" of the big 4 remain intact and unharmed. Were they embarrassed? No way. Not that Billy Boy's Royal Commission is anything other than political. In fact Billy's starting to remind me of Matthew Guy. Banks are banks, holding our
money. Better they are profitable, for us, their shareholders and of course the overpaid executives. A Royal Commission is costly, takes years, creates a legal goldmine and solves nothing. What does Billy hope to achieve with a Royal Commission, other than
political? It will not stop idiot investors anymore than a banking tribunal will. True, the idea would be to make the banks accountable, but exactly what does that mean Billy? Please explain? Realistically, there's no chance. Reduce credit card interest levels
and no credit card fees, a cap on executive salaries, end of subject. Move on Billy. Or bank with the Bendigo.
On Malcolm it's about time he stopped worrying about Lord Warringah Tony and cohorts and switched his attention to Billy Boy.
We can safely assume our Billy is only opposing the plebiscite for political reasons; not so long back he was for it. What changed his mind? Never mind the "Australian voters" nonsense. Billy's no leader anymore than Malcolm, so time to delve to Billy's core;
up the stakes. There were no bad polls against Kevvy Rudd when he got the boot compliments of Billy and his mates. It was only after the event they provided us with reasons, doubtful reasons as it happened. Hail Julia Gillard. Ditto re-hail the return of Kevvy,
this time with bad polls but again purely political with little if any thought of policies for 'we Australian voters'. It's true Malcolm is treading water, but for mine I'd hone in on Billy's record rather than just sitting there like little Lord Fauntleroy
dodging Lord Warringah Tony's bullets, albeit courtesy of his lieutenants and Andrew Bolt. Inspiration, the key, and a Paul Keating, is sadly missing from both leaders.
Just as well those nine fine upstanding young men (good school,
good DNA?) got cleared after 4 nights in a Malaysian gaol. Imagine had they been fine upstanding Aussie moslems with Peerless Pauline on their colourful tails. No doubt Tony Abbot supporters with the 'budgie' connection. One newspaper reported some 6 of them
had no idea of their destination, a mystery tour organised by the other three, not that I necessarily believe what our newspapers report. Still, just as well they packed their Malaysian togs? All nine come from Sydney-centric, so no surprise.
Donald Trump the rock star; long kisses and groping 11 years back, on video, as in sexually accosting unsuspecting women, misogyny etc, and like the plebiscite on gay marriage - the end?...School excursions are there for the kidlets; good value. My experience
was a walk across the road to Edinburgh Gardens from Alfred Crescent State School for some mysterious subject called nature study. Sad stuff about the snake, but suing for negligence?...No point whingeing about Ford and Holden. If people don't want to buy
their cars what can you expect? And Labor didn't exactly scream about it. Who amongst our betters (?) currently drives a Ford or a Holden, both brands high on the list for car thieves?...If Collingwood had won the GF this year would Nathan have given Swanny
his medal?...A ban on gay men donating blood; why?...My fondest memory of the 1960's? - the typing pool...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 2nd October, 2016.
Last Friday was a public holiday. Weather perfect and out in their thousands from Dromana to Portsea, similar to our January crowds, multicultural, cappuccinos, cake,
fish and chips, ice cream. To all those Herald-Sun readers who were strong on criticising Desperate Danny Andrews in the 'Your Say' column for this "unnecessary" holiday - where were you?
Thank goodness the Grand Final week has passed
into history. Now (perhaps) those Western Bulldogs supporters can stop whinging. A week of bias, indeed a fortnight, all WB and nothing of GWS and Sydney. The bandwagon, on the back of an inspired team headed for their destiny. The Coodabeens Champions were
painful. I started to watch the pre-match entertainment but after 5 minutes decided in favour of a pre-game quirky little film called "Get Shorty"; good stuff. [I had 'Sting' on tape anyway]. Next year we all barrack for St Kilda, including those fair
minded WB supporters? As always, it's all about revenge followed by the impeccable principle of life "the more they get the more they want". The WB have taken more than their fair share of "hits" the past 30 years so it's well deserved. The free kicks count
helped at 20/8 their way after 22/13 against GWS, but no blame. For a Collingwood supporter these are dream statistics. The big loser was not Sydney, more GWS for mine. Congratulations Doggies. Enjoy.
A touch of comedy early in the week
with our Mornington Peninsula hero, Federal Member for Flinders and Minister for Industry Innovation and Science, the sanctimonious Greg Hunt, coming down hard on Billy Boy Shorten (the plebiscite) with a string of harsh adjectives on, of all subjects, hypocrisy?
This followed Tony Nutt’s furious denouncement (with tears) on the lies of the medicare campaign. A new set of rules here? Blast away and conveniently forget your past sins, amounting to a holier than thou cathedral of goodness. Next they'll be telling
us they were barracking for the Western Bulldogs.
The level of respect for older people here in Australia is an embarrassment. I can't imagine how an older single person without superannuation, renting, can live on $440 a week with
an additional $65 a week as rental assistance? An older couple gets marginally more but with rent running at a minimum of around $250 a week (if you're lucky) they're looking at less than $40 a day to survive. Sad, disgraceful. Other concerns: Dental health,
hospitals and a more humane approach from Centrelink. [From The Adequacy of Aged Pensions in Australia think tank: "The age pension fails to provide a decent standard of living for 1.5 million people who rely on it as their main source of income"].
Some days are clearly not diamonds; weeks even. Take last Tuesday. No Eggheads on the ABC replaced by Trump & Clinton? Followed by two of my other favourite shows "The Drum" and "7.30" still gas bagging on about what Donald and Hilary
said. I suppose with our pollies either overseas or carrying on about the plebiscite, or red white and blue forever, it's one of those horror weeks. Then there's Education Minister Simon Birmingham popping in contradicting Shakespeare's contention "There’s
no art to find the mind’s construction in the face" and his double (triple?) talk on Gonski funding. You can have all the funding rules on the face of this planet on schools funding, but the bottom line has always been parenting and the attitude of the
child. Yes, a good teacher can inspire, motivate, but that's a lottery at any school. By and large teachers do a great job all schools, over-funded or otherwise, so as always pot luck is forever a key. To expect "better results" as a result of funding is pie
in the sky. MY opinion only, apparently.
Remember this from 2014: Newlyweds across Australia to be given a $200 voucher for marriage counselling as part of a $20 million trial to strengthen relationships and avoid family breakdowns? “Having
counselling before marriage helps us understand getting married will make changes to the fairytale love that is present at the beginning of a relationship. At the same time we can realise the love is still there regardless of changes; two people are committed
to living together, and along with this come responsibilities of work, a mortgage, children, daily expenses. All may affect the mood of either partner at various times”. Is this still the go? If so, will this apply to same sex marriages?
It wasn't so long back when every time I turned the television on there was Marta Dusseldorp, Vince Colosimo, Shane Jacobson, Steven Currie and Locky Hume haunting us. Where are they now? It's not that I'm missing them, far from it, but they are all Melbourne
actors, and anything's better than most of the Sydney tripe they send down to us.
Interesting to look back on Commissioner Dyson Heyden's Royal Kangaroo Commission into Unions and his nasty cracks at Julia Gillard’s evidence despite
any evidence against her, and not a murmur on then Liberal hero, former Health Services Union leader Kathy Jackson’s evidence, despite mounting evidence to the contrary. Perspective?
It beggars belief our rattled Prime Minister
(48-52) agrees to take desperate refugees from Costa Rica yet ignores the plight of those on Nauru and Manus Island. Followed by Barnaby Joyce, Josh Frydenberg and Malcolm hijacking the energy debate for their own political agendas. Malcolm didn't even bother
to comfort the South Australians. And we thought it was just the Victorians he ignored? "Energy security has to be our fundamental priority" Sounds good, as does his warning to Vladimir Putin. 'We will not be bullied by Russia. He should take responsibility
and express his compassion". Saving lives at sea doesn't account for much when they are destroyed on land.
The world is full of ratbags, so it's nothing new. Add Wyatt Roy to the list...“Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries.
Without them, humanity cannot survive.” “Tis folly to expect justice from the unjust”... hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 25th September, 2016.
School holidays and all is calm, no Western Bulldogs supporters in sight, in Rye at least; no doubt to come out of the woodwork if they win on Saturday. Probably the
best holiday period of the year because most of the darlings (schoolies) seemingly disappear, replaced by the more genteel types. Our Prime Minister (and Lord Tony) trot their stuff overseas on how efficiently we manage our migration system, all the previous
problems attributed to Labor, stretching their interpretation of truths to new levels with nary a mention (or thought) of Nauru or Manus Island? Johnny Howard (Gay marriage, Iraq, Afghanistan) getting a guernsey to present Bobby Menzies as a man of the people
on the ABC, the father of modern Australia; poppycock.
From next July, non-concessional contributions will be limited to $100,000 a year or $300,000 every three years. The right to contribute stops if your fund hits $1.6 million.
Who can afford $100,000 a year as spare cash? Those who have less than the $1.6 million have until June 30th to get there before these harsh massive restrictions. Our man Scotty Morrison "Raising your children, paying off your home and providing for yourself
in your retirement. A trifecta of Australian Dreams". That accounts for 30% Scotty (home ownership). What of the other 70%? As for superannuation in retirement; maybe some $500,000 would see you safe, assuming you're single. Congratulations to those on Newstart.
Spend your increase ( from $263.80 to a whopping $264.35; some 30% below the poverty line) wisely. Talk of extending the waiting period from one to 4 weeks; surely not? We love you Scotty?
Watching the nightly news the past week I didn't
realise GWS were playing. A world of red, white and blue. Satisfying to see Heath Shaw in top form, fully recovered from the worst mistake in Collingwood's history, or if you like Nathan Buckley's unbelievable decision to show him the door after one bad game.
In football terms, as a Collingwood supporter, a tragedy. My advice to Nathan: Time heals all wounds. We forgive you for Alan Didak, but regarding Heath Shaw - only if you admit your error and apologise. Mind you, Heath earns more in a fortnight (as does Nathan)
than I earn in a year so I won't shed a tear for his GWS loss, despite the suspicious free kick count of 22/13 in favour of the Hawthorn like Western Bulldogs.
Where do your politics place yourself? Far left, left, far right, right
or smack bang in the middle? One assumes Andrew Bolt and Rita Panahi are far right. I'd go so far as to say they put Pauline in the shade. For now. Indeed, God only knows where Perilous Pauline sits politically in the general sense. However, if Donald Trump,
who chops and changes his Muslims policy and his latest suggestion to ban them entering the USA, becomes President, and we follow our usual "coat tails" approach to the USA, how will Pauline's views be seen then? Perilous Pauline promoted to Powerful Pauline?
Never forgetting Nationals George Christensen (another Queenslander) is only a stones throw from Pauline's line of thinking, if at all.
The Essential Research poll result is a concern, assuming it's fair dinkum, which is questionable,
(49% support on a ban on Muslim immigration) but unsurprising given the push from Trump, Pauline, the Murdoch media, opportunistic politicians and the normal percentages of people easily led the world over and fuelled by fear. The real problem is not so much
the thinking of people on either side of the opinion poll, more a case of the small percentage of ratbags within either group (almost all of which are tuppence in the pound) who attack it with their far right/far left nonsense adding fuel to this fear. Sad
stuff. The issue of Bill Shorten and Tanya Plibersek calling for action in placing the refugees in detention in another country is disappointing. It's almost 3 years to the next election. Surely time to plead for the refugees to be re-settled in Australia.
Just as PM Malcolm should have taken the bull by the horns in the marriage plebiscite so should Labor here. Weak leaders ever working to popularity meters.
McCrae was once Dromana, Blairgowrie Sorrento East. With the change of West Rosebud
to Capel Sound ("Driven by the desire to strengthen our community"?) I'm looking for a consortium to put together a case for a change of Rye to HOPE; there's a ring of truth to living in Hope. "Where do you live?" "I live in Hope". Clearly an improvement,
and far far better than the connection with bread, albeit gluten free. There are 50 towns called Hope throughout the world in places like the USA (26) the UK, Jamaica and others, but none in Australia. We in Rye deserve to live in Hope, thereby offsetting
the emotional stress of the arrival of those jet skis come December, not to mention lots of visitors with beards. Tim Costello wrote about the streets of Hope in 1991, but apparently he was on about St Kilda. A second choice, according to a small minded
few, could be Oblivion.
Perhaps an immigration ban on all males (and females) with beards?...Thank God for television; saved thousands of marriages, and extended the life span...Dear Danny Boy: I'm for extending skyrail from Frankston
station to Peninsula Link to Jetty Road in downtown Rosebud; seriously...Libbi Gorr gone from mornings; 774; phew...Headline, Mornington Peninsula Leader "Booze ban at Cliff's". Not true. I have a "visitors" ban...Western Bulldog's Liam Picken was picked at
number 86 in the draft. Who was the idiot at Collingwood who overlooked this son of our past hero Billy?...Here's cheers Derryn; it's your life mate...Are you still watching "The Code" on the ABC? You must be desperate...“You shall not make for yourself
a carved image - you shall not bow down to them nor serve them” (Exodus 20:3-5)...hooroo...firstname.lastname@example.org www.ello8.com
A Grain of Salt. 19th September, 2016.
A VicHealth survey in 2012 found one in three Victorians had witnessed sexism in the past year and done nothing in nearly half the cases. Ahh, but there’s more.
A major survey from Texas of 3000 couples found the children of straight couples were healthier, happier and richer than gay and lesbian couples. This one attracted two pages in the Herald-Sun. Of the 3000, 175 little darlings had lesbian
couples and 73 had gay couples; plus 2,752 straight couples. There’s nothing quite as exciting as a good old fashion survey. What would we talk about if there were no surveys? Never mind the details like numbers, type of questions, just give
us the results to favour our point, assuming there is a point other than to sell newspapers. There will be much more of this nonsense once the plebiscite is up and running; hogwash et al. Our government was elected to make decisions, which they do when it
suits them. Remember the now respected Johnny Howard? No plebiscites with Johnny. Even Phillip Ruddock is now respected. Time heals all wounds. One wonders is Peter Dutton will be accorded this same respect come 2026?
Peta Credlin's assessment
of Malcolm's first year as PM. "He stopped the country from being run by Bill Shorten". The question is - what has Malcolm done in his first year other than changes to the Senate and losing a few Liberal politicians and his domestic violence package? Jobs
and growth? That's funny. Can Turnbull lead "the fundamental challenge of budget repair" or, as he's done so far, defend by way of more hot air? The GST was sunk, the taxes on the table lost its legs and climate change along with negative gearing bit the dust.
There's no secret to Malcolm, there never was. A classic case of an assumption of wisdom due to private wealth. Our English friends did the same during the first world war with their officer appointments. It's like those western towns they build as a set for
a movie; all front, nothing behind, propped up by stilts. I prefer the reality - "He saved us from Tony Abbott". Our Prime Minister performs well when he's overseas with the big boys, like now, waxing lyrical and looking confident, and definitely much happier.
Respect is built in. Lord Tony started the current wave of all this brutal stuff the day he had to face Julia Gillard across the table, and he's still there, somewhere, as is our Madam Pauline Hanson, backed by two stranger than fiction Liberals in Michaelia
(kisses) Cash and George Christensen. On the other hand nothing changes, just the faces. Judging by my very limited experience many of the first hated immigrants, way back in the 1950's (and eventually their offspring) can be equally as vocal against our current
crop of new arrivals. Interestingly, though without a point, there are some half a million people of the Islam faith living in Australia; about the same number of Aborigines, and about the same number of Peerless Pauline voters.
speculative boom in mining and housing we have experienced has benefited only a tiny percentage of the population; the increased levels of tax avoidance has led to worsening income inequalities; the intense pressure on the public sector has led to a reduction
of services; there's been a transfer of wealth to private-sector rent seekers; and the impoverishment of the bottom 20% of society has led to higher crime rates, lower health standards and self-medication. Think reality.
thrashing by Footscray ( VFL) clears the deck for a long rest at Magpieland prior to Nathan Buckley's (seemingly) final chance as senior coach. Sixth time lucky? Neil Balme gone, a new football manager, a couple of new assistant coaches, new players and bob's
your uncle. Sadly the bottom line (Can Buckley coach?) remains. Anything to prove Eddie's choice of Buckley? As always, we live in hope. The good news? Hawthorn misses the 4 in a row (phew) and GWS (or the Western Bulldogs) in with a chance. They say football
is all about what's up top, in the head. This being so it indicates the Western Bulldogs charging towards it's second grand final. Time will tell.
Some things bear repeating: Robert Burton on melancholy, in general terms “If
men would govern their actions by discretion and providence they would not declare themselves fools as now they do. They swell in this life as if they were immortal. He that is now above, tomorrow is beneath, and not considering these matters fall into inconveniences
and troubles, tumbling into lust, calamities and absurdities, rarely foreseeing dangers manifest. Some delight to destroy, one to build, another to spoil, one country to enrich another and himself. They are like children; no judgement or counsel, and resemble
beasts saving that beasts are better, as being contented with nature.”
Eight suicides a day is a disaster; so very sad. Worry not; I'm fine - looking desperately for a week of sunshine, and a cut in the price of cigarettes...Peninsular
Health’s Older Wiser Lifestyles says "No one is saying don’t drink. Alcohol is a natural social lubricant, it improves the food experience. It’s a colourful spread in Australian society”...I remain a Nick Kyrgios fan...."Death
on the Nile" Hercule Poirot (Moliere, or Peter Ustinov) 'The great ambition of woman is to inspire love'. That was before Peerless Pauline...Barack Obama "Every time a fool speaks they advertise their own ignorance"...Whatever happened to Schapelle Corby?...Hilary
is not exactly the perfect choice either...What's wrong with political donations?...Two policies both sides always ignore: dental health and equality of opportunities in schools...Pogonophobia is the fear of beards, and Peter Dutton..."It is not what is transmitted
by the words but what is underneath them" [Stanislavski] "Let us rise early, gently, without perturbation" [Thoreau]...hooroo...email@example.com www.ello8.com